I Laugh at your Darkness

Poems, funny pictures, stories and whatnot. Come delve into the darkest corners of my mind and experience the darkest moments in my plots.

[scarletraynefirespinner]

Me as a mother

Child: mum can you read me a bedtime story

Me: of course sweetie *leaves room to get book*

Me: *walks back into the room holding all 7 of the Harry Potter books, the original screenplay of the cursed child and fbawtft, the tales of beedle the bard, Quidditch throught the ages, fantastic beasts and where to find them, all of the dvds for Harry Potter, fantastic beasts and the movie about jk Rowling while wearing all my Harry Potter shirts layered on top of each other, my house scarf, Harry Potter socks and holding a tankard of butter beer and my wand with a time tuner dangling around my neck*

Me: mr and Mrs Dursley of number 4 privet dri-

Child: you haven't even opened the book

Me: I've memorised the first book

[scarletraynefirespinner]

[scarletraynefirespinner]

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[littlebitofbass]

Let me tell you something about Taco Bell. Right, I was in Nashville and I’d never had Taco Bell, and my mate was like, ‘Let’s get Taco Bell!’ and I was like, ‘Yeah, cool.’ There was f… three of us. And we went up and did drive-thru, and she said, ‘What do you want?’ And I said, ‘I dunno. What’s good?’ And she said, ‘Oh, well you usually get like two or three things off the menu and you kind of do that,’ and I was like, ‘Let’s just order the whole menu, let’s just order it three times.’ Came to forty-five dollars. The WHOLE menu. THREE times. FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS. THE WHOLE MENU! And it was the best night, but the *worst* morning. And I think you know what I’m talking about.

Ed Sheeran on his first experience with Taco Bell, May 16, 2015. (via littlebitofbass)

[teenagerposts]

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[azzandra]

Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.

Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey this is an awkward question but what’s your gooblebygark?’

And we’re like what.

‘You know, the… the thing. Your goobledygark. The thing that dictates whether you’re gnarfgnoovles or brubledoopes’

What. What. What the fuck, those words don’t even mean anything??? What are you talking about?

‘Look, your ridiculous human languages don’t seem to have the words for these! But they’re totally a thing, they’re like, fundamental aspects of social life for our species, just… just let us lick you so we can know what verb tense to use when we speak to you.’

What does one thing have to do with the other??? That makes no–

‘UGH, nevermind, you’re totally brubledoopes, I can just tell, I don’t even need to taste your bacterial skin colonies.’

And then another alien overhears and is like ‘holy shit, you can’t stereotype like that, that’s SO NOT COOL’

‘yeaH BUT THEY WON’T LET ME LICK THEM’

[foxmouth]

[nevver]

[teenagerposts]

[zodiacmind]

Fun facts about your sign here

[skygenders]

Avengers photoset #42

more?

set #41

set#43

[mingrose]

Night at the Museum 3 - We have dinner once a year and talk about it.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The amount of nope on his face in that fourth gif is off the scale

[quasarkisses]

damn night at the museum is quality tho. accurate af castings, seamless incorporation of character backgrounds into the story (especially into the historical “museum” aspect like this scene and the one with Amelia Earheart and the black WWII pilots), all while maintaining a light, funny family comedy vibe the whole time

[somehow-you-will]

You were born of my mother Yocheved…

Our mother set you adrift in a basket to save your life.

❤️‍ Mothers Day 2015

[premium-gifs]

[toocooltobehipster]

i hate when guys are like “guys can’t wear makeup, if we’re ugly there’s nothing we can do”

like yes you can wear makeup???? literally nobody is stopping you lol