Bethzilla

the blog of Bethany Rose Caldwell

[scarletscorn]

Beth | she/her

Loud mouth, red lips, bad attitude.

Not here to be sweet.

Posting whatever I want, whenever I feel like it.

Ps. I have like 12 siblings...

THIS IS THE OC ROLEPLAY BLOG OF @endless-carousel

DNI FREAKS AND WEIRDOS PLEASE ❤️❤️❤️

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

*explodes you and puts your ashes in a jar*

- Beth

@scarletscorn

WHAT. No. Actually I refuse you can't do that.

[scarletscorn]

Idgaf you're going in the jar twinkie

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

TWINKIE???

[scarletscorn]

You are a thin dainty faggy boy therefore a twink 🖕

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

I'm not a faggot. That's Pete you're thinking of. He gets faggy with that one dipshit that lives near him.

[scarletscorn]

You so are a faggot all you nerdtards are...

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

Don't group me in with those fucking ass pirates you stupid bitch

/ooc you are spot on keep going insult him more

[scarletscorn]

Yeah cause you're so inbred looking I doubt any of those gaywads would fuck you

(ooc I love being mean yay)

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

I'm not inbred. My genetics are perfectly normal.

[scarletscorn]

Yeah right squinty, you ain't fooling anyone.

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

*explodes you and puts your ashes in a jar*

- Beth

@scarletscorn

WHAT. No. Actually I refuse you can't do that.

[scarletscorn]

Idgaf you're going in the jar twinkie

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

TWINKIE???

[scarletscorn]

You are a thin dainty faggy boy therefore a twink 🖕

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

I'm not a faggot. That's Pete you're thinking of. He gets faggy with that one dipshit that lives near him.

[scarletscorn]

You so are a faggot all you nerdtards are...

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

Don't group me in with those fucking ass pirates you stupid bitch

/ooc you are spot on keep going insult him more

[scarletscorn]

Yeah cause you're so inbred looking I doubt any of those gaywads would fuck you

(ooc I love being mean yay)

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

*explodes you and puts your ashes in a jar*

- Beth

@scarletscorn

WHAT. No. Actually I refuse you can't do that.

[scarletscorn]

Idgaf you're going in the jar twinkie

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

TWINKIE???

[scarletscorn]

You are a thin dainty faggy boy therefore a twink 🖕

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

I'm not a faggot. That's Pete you're thinking of. He gets faggy with that one dipshit that lives near him.

[scarletscorn]

You so are a faggot all you nerdtards are...

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

*explodes you and puts your ashes in a jar*

- Beth

@scarletscorn

WHAT. No. Actually I refuse you can't do that.

[scarletscorn]

Idgaf you're going in the jar twinkie

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

TWINKIE???

[scarletscorn]

You are a thin dainty faggy boy therefore a twink 🖕

[cheap-skeletor-ripoff]

*explodes you and puts your ashes in a jar*

- Beth

@scarletscorn

WHAT. No. Actually I refuse you can't do that.

[scarletscorn]

Idgaf you're going in the jar twinkie

[gr33do318]

Been eating croutons in the dark of the basement.

Spent the most of my time staring at a wall, another quarter of my time was spent trying to draw or write something. Anything.

These croutons taste alright.

[scarletscorn]

You want me to come over or something? I worry about you..

[gr33do318]

Worry is such a…fickle feeling.

But fine, you may come over. I’m sat in my basement, try not to touch anything. Or get pissy over my smell, I haven’t had time to shower.

[scarletscorn]

I'm bringing you a brownie, my stepmom made some since Bart's birthday was yesterday and he doesn't like cake.

[gr33do318]

Brownie? Alright…that sounds adequate.

[scarletscorn]

I've also got some Dr Pepper... And a DVD copy of Edward scissor hands if you want it.

[gr33do318]

Been eating croutons in the dark of the basement.

Spent the most of my time staring at a wall, another quarter of my time was spent trying to draw or write something. Anything.

These croutons taste alright.

[scarletscorn]

You want me to come over or something? I worry about you..

[gr33do318]

Worry is such a…fickle feeling.

But fine, you may come over. I’m sat in my basement, try not to touch anything. Or get pissy over my smell, I haven’t had time to shower.

[scarletscorn]

I'm bringing you a brownie, my stepmom made some since Bart's birthday was yesterday and he doesn't like cake.

[gr33do318]

Been eating croutons in the dark of the basement.

Spent the most of my time staring at a wall, another quarter of my time was spent trying to draw or write something. Anything.

These croutons taste alright.

[scarletscorn]

You want me to come over or something? I worry about you..

[missdick3y]

Miss Dickey I need to just vent for a minute... Shit is genuinely so bad right now, my dad is out of work until October and his job is only sending 80% of what he usually makes (paid medical leave) and then my stepmom got fired... Raven and I are working like dogs to help keep the family afloat but fuck it's so stressful, literally my stepmom pointed out yesterday I'm getting grey hairs...

-Beth

@scarletscorn

Oh, Beth. I'm so sorry. If it helps I could maybe send some money to you guys.

[scarletscorn]

Thank you miss Dickey, I appreciate all your kindness, these past few months have been weighing heavy on me.

[missdick3y]

No need to thank me. I'll send money over tomorrow and please, Beth. Take care of yourself, don't tire yourself out. I'll also send some of the dinner I made as a treat.

[scarletscorn]

Thank you, I really appreciate it.. love you...

[missdick3y]

Miss Dickey I need to just vent for a minute... Shit is genuinely so bad right now, my dad is out of work until October and his job is only sending 80% of what he usually makes (paid medical leave) and then my stepmom got fired... Raven and I are working like dogs to help keep the family afloat but fuck it's so stressful, literally my stepmom pointed out yesterday I'm getting grey hairs...

-Beth

@scarletscorn

Oh, Beth. I'm so sorry. If it helps I could maybe send some money to you guys.

[scarletscorn]

Thank you miss Dickey, I appreciate all your kindness, these past few months have been weighing heavy on me.

[d-maras-blog]

very random, but honestly, i don't get why people hate gingers. they're cute :)

[scarletscorn]

I actually agree with you

[gr33do318]

But Eve is a slut

She’s not.

Just a freak.

[evedgeek]

Why do I always get the name-calling? 😔

[scarletscorn]

Killing this guy right now

[evedgeek]

You’re too kind Beth. ☺️

[scarletscorn]

You're just a beloved friend who I will not allow to be insulted.

[gr33do318]

But Eve is a slut

She’s not.

Just a freak.

[evedgeek]

Why do I always get the name-calling? 😔

[scarletscorn]

Killing this guy right now

[evedgeek]

Shit, I'm so close to Staten, but I don't have enough money to get transportation… Should I hitchhike? No, I don't think that would be too smart, fuck. I'm alone and stuck in the middle of nowhere.

[scarletscorn]

My auntie could come get you!

[evedgeek]

Really!? That would be great!

[scarletscorn]

Yeah I'll send her your way, where are you?

[evedgeek]

I'm not really sure, but I'm close to a gas station displaying a teal 1950s Mustang.

[scarletscorn]

Alright, my aunt's on her way 🫶

[evedgeek]

Shit, I'm so close to Staten, but I don't have enough money to get transportation… Should I hitchhike? No, I don't think that would be too smart, fuck. I'm alone and stuck in the middle of nowhere.

[scarletscorn]

My auntie could come get you!

[evedgeek]

Really!? That would be great!

[scarletscorn]

Yeah I'll send her your way, where are you?

[evedgeek]

Shit, I'm so close to Staten, but I don't have enough money to get transportation… Should I hitchhike? No, I don't think that would be too smart, fuck. I'm alone and stuck in the middle of nowhere.

[scarletscorn]

My auntie could come get you!