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WELL IF IT ISN'T MY GOOD BUDDY, FLASH! HOW'S CRIME FIGHTING GOING FOR YOU, PAL?
“Oh uh-- hey there triangle guy.” His usual dream of being surrounded by beautiful women began to fade, as he swatted the images of some strangely familiar figures away. Triangle guy was back again-- perhaps the dapper yellow fellow wanted to have another chat?
“What brings you into my completely non-romantic dreams?”
@coolaficionado
“So kid, how’s the hero business treating you?” Static was more than just electric-- he held a spark that really caught the speedster’s eye. No matter what chaos happened, he set aside his own needs and helped his city. The quips were a perk, too. Wally had always appreciated good banter.
Unlike some brooding dark knights who shall remain nameless.
"You know, Bats-- this superhero gig can get kind of lonely." The scarlet speedster glanced over his shoulder at the brooding dark knight-- still at work. Did he EVER sleep? "I was thinking maybe next time you're in Central City or whatever-- we could get a drink sometime." He had to be the WORST at flirting. But when you were talking to the grumpiest man alive, it was DIFFICULT to get a reaction. "I mean-- you know-- it's whatever."
“ Busy. ” The reply was instant, Batman’s eyes not leaving the screen they were locked onto. He typed something into the computer, then paused. He wasn’t stupid, he knew that the other hero had attempted to flirt. Yet right now he couldn’t think on that. There were lives to save. “ Flash, we have missions to do. I suggest you focus on them. ”
What's that over the Watchtower speakers? Playing at FULL VOLUME? Why-- it's Batman's previous confession, stating that Flash outwitted BOTH Batmen. This was why Wally was always left with someone else to supervise him. Yet somehow he managed to get to the comms to pull this prank.
Batman was at the comms in SECONDS, his hand slamming onto the mute button. DEADLY eyes stare into Flash’s, but only silence is given.
► "Hey Bats-- do me a big ol favor and just-- oh hold on." Wally fiddled with the recorder in his hand before clearing his throat. "Go on and admit that I, the Flash-- fastest man alive-- cleverly outwitted not one, but TWO Batmen." He's beaming and poor Bats can see it. Of course he was going to abuse the power of whatever spell Bats was under. Oh he was going to play this recording for himself whenever he felt down. A GENUINE compliment.
Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.
This was hell. He was in hell. Really he didn’t have a problem with saying this, despite how annoying it was, but what he did despise was the lack of CONTROL. Through grit teeth the sentence is uttered. He was going to scold Flash later for using this instead of trying to help undo the damned spell. “ Flash, the fastest man alive, outwitted not one, but two Batmen. Happy ? ”
let wally mentor younger supers-- kids with powers who are still trying to find their lot in life. let him tell them that it’s okay if they don’t want to be heroes-- because being a hero isn’t for everyone. having powers doesn’t automatically relegate you to being a hero or a villain.
let him teach young supers that it’s okay to just be yourself.
speed? i am speed.
aye these get around faster and i cannot for the life of me be bothered to make a promo right now. so please REBLOG if you’re interested in writing with a DCAU flash. specifically covering justice league, justice league unlimited, static shock, batman & superman the animated series-- etc.
it’s your boy wally west-- here to kick ass and flirt with beautiful people.
and there’s no one around to flirt with.
MORE LIKE A UNIVERSE OF THEM.
“A whole universe huh? That sounds pretty interesting. I haven’t met many beings from other universes. Dimensions-- whatever they call it.” Sure Superman and Batman had their number one fans from other dimensions-- but it was nice to finally meet someone who wanted to talk to him.
Guy had good taste.
HONESTLY, DO I LOOK SCARY TO YOU?
“Can’t say that you do, buddy. Are you from a planet of shape-people or something?” The man wouldn’t make assumptions or judge someone based on appearance-- even the more sinister villains in Central City knew of Flash’s compassion. He was simply an amicable guy.
Naive-- some might say. Was he really-- or did he prefer to play the fool to gauge the true intentions of those around him?
“Not sure what’s so intimidating about a floating triangle but-- who am I to judge?”
"Alright so you really like to tack 'bat' onto everything. Gadgets, vehicles, lady sidekicks, pets--" He gestured as he spoke, his other hand on his chin as he examined the dark knight's costume display carefully. He'd been zipping around the cave for a good thirty seconds already. "What if you had a pet bat though-- would it be the BAT-bat? And what's with this-- SHARK REPELLENT?" He zipped over to the bottle, picking it up. "It's for Aquaman, isn't it? It's TOTALLY for Aquaman."
Well, he walked himself into that one after having invited Wally into the cave. It was for the sake of a mission, but still. “ Calm down. ” He rubs his temple, glancing towards the other- or at least, where Flash was at certain points before quickly at another. “ I have the bats in the cave. They’re JUST bats. ” The shark repellent is snatched from the other hero’s hand && promptly placed back where it had been. “ NOT for Aquaman. ”
"Oh wait NOW I remember--" Wally continues without skipping a beat. "I outwitted the world's BEST detective. Do I get a prize for that? Can you like-- sign a document that says I'm the smartest now? Chicks dig brains, right?" He scratched his chin. "I mean it was GENIUS on my part but I owe a lot to the other you for falling for it-- it takes two to tango, you know."
Not a glance is spared in the other’s direction, Bruce continuously typing at the League’s computer while Flash went on && on. This was really getting to his head. “ Hnn. I’d rather be back in their prison. ” Look at that, Batman making a joke. Or was he ? His voice was so void of emotion it was hard to tell.
"Hey Bruce-- remember that time I totally tricked you? I mean it wasn't YOU you-- but the evil you." Wally was going to start talking himself in circles if he kept this up. "I guess he wasn't that EVIL either-- just-- you know, really misguided? I mean without ME you guys would be TOTALLY lost." He gestured with a free hand, the other coming to rest on his hip before he quirked a brow at the bat. "Where was I going with this?"
How had he known this was going to happen ? When the Justice Lords had trapped them not even Bruce had known what to do, && he had a habit of being THAT GUY. Instead it had been down to Flash, who had surprised both the Batmen by pretending to have died. It was a genius move, but now that the other was flaunting it the vigilante would prefer to be back in those clutches. “ You were letting me get back to work. ” Voice is low, annoyance obvious in the man’s tone.
aye this blog is a wip. i’m slow and sleepy. so deal. i’ll get rules and an about up tomorrow.
