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Natasha: I make you nervous, don’t I?

Maria: Not even a little.

Natasha: Then why are you smiling like that?

Maria: Because I’m thinking of ways to shut you up.

Natasha: I am very available for all of them.

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Natasha: You look good in that suit.

Maria: You should see me out of it.

Natasha:

Maria:

Clint: I need holy water.

[scarlettblip]

Natasha: Maria. You and me. Candlelight. Wine. Handcuffs.

Maria: Work-related or recreational?

Clint: I need to bleach my ears.

[scarlettblip]

Natasha: One day you’re gonna snap and kiss me in the middle of a mission.

Maria: I don’t have time for fantasies.

Natasha: That’s fine. I’ve got enough for both of us.

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Maria: You’re five minutes late.

Natasha: I was doing my lashes. I like to look good for you.

Maria: We’re going into a firefight.

Natasha: So? If I die, I want my eyeliner to be the last thing you remember.

Maria: whispers You’re insufferable.

Natasha: But hot.

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Natasha: You gonna arrest me for flirting with a superior officer?

Maria: If I did, you’d enjoy it.

Natasha: You do know me.

Maria: That wasn’t a compliment.

Natasha: and yet I’m flattered.

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Monopoly Go ships black hill I don’t make the rules

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Maria: you need a hobby

Natasha: I lost the will to live at seven years old, I don’t think a hobby will change that

Maria: then you probably need a hug

Natasha: wait are you offering

Maria: no I was gonna call Clint

Natasha: I think I’ll stay depressed

[scarlettblip]

Maria smiling:

Natasha: oh god who did you kill??

Maria: can’t I just be happy?

Natasha: babe you are a lot of things, happy isn’t one of them

[scarlettblip]

Maria: you have to love yourself

Natasha: see I can’t trust someone who hates themselves

Maria: but I love you. It cancels out

Clint: you both need help

[scarlettblip]

Clint: can you keep the swearing to a minimum? At least around the kids..

Natasha: you bet your fucking ass I can!

Clint:

Natasha: starting now

[scarlettblip]

Maria: think of it as a valuable life lesson

Natasha: I don’t want a valuable life lesson! I will, however, accept sex

Maria: is sex your answer to everything?

Natasha: if its ever not, please just shoot me

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Natasha: what’s your biggest nightmare?

Maria: being locked in a elevator with Clint

Natasha: what about Me?

Maria looking nat up and down: that’s a fucking dream

[scarlettblip]

I have a HC that under her breathe, Maria will call people, specifically men, baby girl.

No idea why but that lives in my head rent free

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Maria: don’t be sad it’s over

Natasha: awe-

Maria: be sad that you fucked up

Natasha: oh :(

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Natasha: can you imagine if a centipede wore flip flops? They’d be so loud

Maria: are you drunk?

Natasha: no

Maria: that’s what concerns me

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<a mistake occurs>

Natasha: oh no.

Maria: it’s okay. Life goes on

Natasha: that’s actually my problem with life.

Maria: everytime I think I know what you’ll say, I’m always proven wrong.