scatter darkness, scatter silence

that fucking SJW enby with the robot army is kind of a bitch right

[botsplaining]

Stop shouting.

[hyrude]

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

[demilypyro]

having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape

[disgruntledmushroom]

suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me

[blxrwtch]

When someone writes “GLBT” instead of “LGBT”

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

When someone says “LGB” to something that can easily apply to the T as well

[queenburtis-deactivated20190507]

When someone says “BLT” instead of “LGBT”

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

too late

TOO LATE LOL

sort of a generic trigger warning for the possibility of there being anything horrible in these pictures of text that are to follow because i 100% did not read them

i like that one because a 2 year old child or parrot is infinitely smarter than this bot, which has less standard replies than a magic 8-ball

people are still talking to it but honestly they are pretty boring

BONUS: this is the guy who retweeted it and got so many people yelling at it

that’s right: his website link is to a pdf about logical fallacies

[samhainspirit]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

Bring me the FEETIES

[swampseer]

Lemme read them beans

[leehanji]

Like RLB

[scatterdarknessscattersilence]

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[todaysbird]

you know what? sometimes it would be nice to look for bird photos without seeing things like this

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[mapsontheweb]

Bear projection.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

doesn’t even matter what i was going to google now does it?

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

two roads diverged in a yellow wood

[mctiddiezo]

So i was gonna wait until january to post this to mark it’s one year anniversary, but in light of tumblr exploding possibly on the 17th i figured a few days early wouldn’t hurt ;) THANK YOU to all my patrons -past, present & future for your support, it means the whole gosh-darned world! 

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[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[tropiyas]

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

[cerastes]

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

[sparkylurkdragon]

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

[tarradash]

[spookyscaryskeletitties]

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis