Scattered Desk

 I do what I do. What I do. I do. (And somehow I earned a PhD with that attitudie)

[cakesbby]

[scattered-desk]

Still thinking about the World Series.

[loverboy-lifestyle]

🍾🥂💦🤤

[emziess]

Galentine's Day Parks and Recreation - S02E16

[nanamimizz-archived]

what writing fic is always meant to feel like

[galindaelphaba]

2021 // 2024

[infintyonhigh]

the scream i scrumpt

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lemonsharks]

Please money marge, send me a job callback

[cirquedugrotesque]

[nickyflowers]

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

[thinkazul]

After having a 1-2-3 inning, an emotional Graterol is excited that his mother finally got to see him pitch as a pro baseball player.

[scattered-desk]

Been a long time. Okay so. Life update.

Teaching and occasionally doing research in SoCal. Trying to remember what it was like to be social.

Teach. Grade. Cook. Gym. TV. Sleep. Repeat.

[ashisdeadanddying]

You’re all gonna love this one

[ardinwriter]

This f***er just out there quilting chocolate

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[nessa007]

#exact same energy

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mcbride]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.10 The Black Queen + tweets

[daemonsdarksister]

Ser Erryk Cargyll the man that you are.

[miiriya]

[bemassa]

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

ok here's one

[you-big-palooka]

Super strong when he needs to be (?)

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Excellent addition!

[galoots]

Add "adoptive dads"!

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

SO! TRUE!

[galoots]

WAIT

Has identical nephews with rhyming names!

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

unlocking a conspiracy they're actually the same character

[vamp-shade]

Donald is Popeye's fursona

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

We’re just gonna breeze right by poopeye like that huh