rationalist's curiosity

nicole | 1997 | istp | full time social media exec | part time writer | part time couch potato | OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS

[crying-over-supersoldiers]

"What's next, Barnes?"

"Uh... What's next, Nat?"

(he's large but she's in charge)

[crying-over-supersoldiers]

Team Nat! Let's gooo!

The New Avengers #5

[what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew]

every other superhero fights with massive villains meanwhile Batman is out here dealing with his 10 evil exes

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Okay, I am gonna tell you something about my personal life.

Clark: Really?

Bruce: My personal life is none of your business. The fact that I know things about your personal life is one of the great sadnesses of my existence.

Clark: Sorry about that.

Bruce: And the fact that you’re going to know about mine is exponentially worse, but I don’t see how we get around it because we're all going to be hanging out together.

Bruce: Selina and I are... involved.

Clark: Everybody knows that.

Bruce: Can you pretend?

Clark: Oh, you and Selina? WOW!

[jansaturn27]

Bucky: I put a little note in your bag to tell you that I love you.

Natasha [opening her bag]: This is a 20 page letter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

[glavilio]

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em

[memeuplift]

[agentsofmarvel]

IT IS JUNE 2026 AND DAMN DO I REALLY REALLY STILL MISS THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND HER LITTLE SQUARE BOYFRIEND!!

[jansaturn27]

[jansaturn27]

[writing-not-crying]

Natasha: Gimme a hand here Bucky: *sounds of detaching arm* Natasha: James, no-

[robs-your-robins]

Had this crack thought of Carmine Falcone discovering that Selina is his kid but instead of denying her etc, he gets excited because finally, finally, they can unite the families of the Waynes and Falcones.

Don Falcone: I dreamed of this day.

Selina:?

Don Falcone: You're a nice surprise and all kid. Can never have too many kids in a family and daughters, they're precious, ain't they? No, I'm talking about Bruce Wayne.

Selina: You're going to have to run that one by me.

Don Falcone: You two are already a thing. I mean, no pressure but he's a catch, you're a Falcone and... I always wanted to make sure that boy was taken care of. I wanted to make him family and we can do that now.

Selina: We?

Don Falcone: Well, you're my last chance, kid. Sofia doesn't like him or whatever and Alberto... He may be a little off to the side.

Alberto: Homosexual, dad.

Don Falcone: Yeah, yeah, that but Bruce likes the guys too so I tried to set that up but apparently they're both... Y'know. They play the same position on the field.

Alberto: *rolling his eyes*

Selina: And you want me to-?

Don Falcone, nodding: Yes, big big Italian wedding. We can do Lake Como. We will spare no expense. For every grandson, fifteen thousand, every granddaughter, ten or abouts. What do you say, gioia mia?

Selina, who knows that Bruce has a soft spot for kids: I would say... Spring wedding?

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: You do realize there’s a rumor going around that you’re in love with Catwoman?

Bruce: A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it?

[rogers-carter]

So what do you think? Should i fight this, or run with it?

[dramadramallama]

never underestimate the promotional power of a small creature. a lil guy. a tiny bub.

[rogers-carter]

smile though your heart is aching. smile even though it's breaking.