emptyhalf

i am AO3 user emptyhalf, i am the ceo of mando. cassian, they/them 

[xiry228]

[foxlaren]

talking about landoscar: oh, do i think it’s real? nooo hahah absolutely not, they’re coworkers and we’re all just playing dolls here :) it’s important to separate rpf from real life, but they have an interesting dynamic and contrasting personalities so it’s cool to put them in situations, y’know

talking about nortrell: in the deepest part of my soul i know that they have fucked

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why's it always soft or hard launching. why not sopping wet launching

[oscarpiastrihq]

McLaren Racing App: “Learnings from Canada🍁📊”

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imagine being liam lawson. imagine being the mildly effeminate-coded boy who's overlooked but after years in the wings gets to usurp a lot of really hardcore straight fella dudes. imagine being like ok shit has gone wrong but you know. you know. it's not so bad. we're not out of the game. and then arvid lindblad turns up and you're instantly chopped. completely chopped. you're not just unc you're already retired. incredible scenes

[eightyonefour]

Source: kaila_kiesel

[prokrastinartiya]

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so glad i was 1000% accurate and true about the lando/max/p dynamic. strange to be gifted cosmic knowledge of mando polycule activities but we take our blessings where they come

[shunt-risk]

Also does anyone else think it’s kinda insane for Lando to send Max parts of his fluro loadout on CS to Max so Max is as closely as possible decked out in his colours on CS? He’s dressing Max in his stuff, his colour on CS. Because he can and Max says Ooh Yes Please😇. They’re sharing clothes irl AND online. Max playing CS wearing Lando’s socks and playing CS with Lando’s skins on his guns and hands in-game with Lando’s helmets and podium cap in the background. Jesus Christ whatever bro I need to lie DOWN

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lando, girl, i know that race sucked but you do NOT have to go chasing after that unemployed man about it

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i still don't think lewis and kimi have fucked. yet. i think lewis is holding out on him but dangling the opportunity.

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if i may objectify a woman deserving of immense respect bernie collins' tummy makes me absolutely feral

[ablogtocheck]

More Norrussell...they have been very cute today!

Sources: Getty and Alamy

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delighted for our good friend max fewtrell that he got to see the jackass penguins

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unfortunately @peachbel1ini ruined my brain and i can no longer think about pato o'ward without picturing her massive tits

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finally finished (it is not finished) a chapter of my novel (#mynovel) that has been hanging over me for months and now i can move on w my life via the power of remembering it is ok for something to be a first draft and u can technically come back to it

[gattyswriting]

I FOUND THE MOTHERLODE 👀👀👀👀

please enjoy what appears to be the Oscar Piastri motorsport origin story from a hot pink RC car to karting go pro footage and finally baby’s first laps in a car

Btw apparently Edie also raced karts??