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“I feel the same, almost everyone is a piece of shit besides a few exceptions. I myself shall leave and vanish into the mists if you wish.”

‘Well, I can certainly imagine much worse forms of company—yours is not one I particularly mind. But, it is not up to me to decide what it is you wish to do.’

#pannazsinihkvetak

‘I would have given a sign of life much sooner, but bugger all to the idea of interacting with the lot of you.’

#.open

hailcolumbia

“I guess I’d better go call off the bouncy house.”

‘Now, now. If you wish to partake in your childish enjoyment, then by all means. It won’t surprise me.’

#hailcolumbia #/He lives just to spite everyone.

#.out of character #//... my inbox is full of ask memes I'm not sure there's any point to replying to anymore.#What a conundrum I've found myself in.

‘As disappointing as this must sound to quite the lot of you, I am in fact still very much alive.’

#//I was supposed to come back... and yet I didn't.#But now I'm here?

nostalgic-symphonies

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#.land: on your bugles blown (music)

maximumphilosopheranchor

Not only, as many of her contemporaries knew, did Elizabeth I speak Italian: she clearly had a penchant for it. In 1564 she declared this quite unequivocally to the envoy from Vienna, when she said that she liked ‘the manners and customs of the Italians better than those of all the rest of the world,’ and stated that she was ‘as it were, half Italian.’ Another, even more interesting sign of such appreciation is testified to by the Spanish Ambassador Bernardino De Mendoza, who in 1578 noted that the Queen had, all in all, paid him what almost amounted to a compliment. ‘She said that if I were a gaglioffo (for she likes to use such terms as these in Italian) I should not have remained here so long.’ While the affirmation that Mendoza, a nobleman of the highest Spanish lineage was, after all, not ‘a worthless knave’ was not exactly flattering, the ambassador’s incidental remark is intriguing. It is in fact revealing of Elizabeth’s use of Italian in her diplomatic relations, a language she often employed, in conversation and in writing, for irony, understatement or as a means to establish a more intimate rapport with her interlocutor or addressee.

Carlo M. Bajetta, Elizabeth I’s Italian Letters (via maximumphilosopheranchor)

#.land: there'll always be an england (history)

I swear to god that I’m not dead, I just got distracted with other accounts! But you’ll see this rise again shortly I swear--

#.out of character

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‘ if i’m ever murdered i hope they make the chalk outline of my body hot ’ ‘ i hope you end up ok ’ ‘ i’m crying my best ’ ‘ how fucked up would it be if an astronaut was coming back to earth and everybody hid for a bit ’ ‘ some kid just skateboarded down my street crying ’ ‘ do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know. ’ ‘ i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself ’ ‘ which of the three pillars of modern music is your favourite: burnin’ up by the jonas brothers, beautiful soul by jesse mccartney, or lucky by britney spears? ’ ‘ you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh ’ ‘ @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened ’ ‘ there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch ’ ‘ after you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death ’ ‘ why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable ’ ‘ hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon ’ ‘ remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life ’ ‘ what the fuck is a good day ’ ‘ sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿ ’ ‘ is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight? ’ ‘ does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating ’ ‘ i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls ’ ‘ time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day ’ ‘ roses are red, i’m going to bed ’ ‘ u know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. and ur entire life. everything is awful bc my hair is greasy ’ ‘ i’m just so glad the word “ugh” was invented ’ ‘ just another day of loving with all my heart and believing in the universe ’ ‘ you know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always ’ ‘ come into bed and listen to the rain with me ’ ‘ i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved ’ ‘ people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel, ’ ‘ i want to have angel wings and be kinder, braver and more tender ’ ‘ concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that ’ ‘ i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly ’ ‘ does anyone have any tips for not thinking about it ’ ‘ “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better ’ ‘ i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it ’ ‘ i’m alive out of spite ’ ‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up ’ ‘ a bad person? who, me? that would be correct, ’ ‘ you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn ’ ‘ my heart does a little “!” when I see you ’ ‘ i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit ’ ‘ i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn ’ ‘ still got love for some people i know i’ll never talk to again. ’ ‘ my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY ’ ‘ y’all i get attached to people so quickly wth ’ ‘ i wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them ’ ‘ for the 80th year in a row, the song of the summer is Everytime We Touch by Cascada ’ ‘ it’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long ’ ‘ in alcohol’s defense i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too ’ ‘ man this has been the worst life of my life ’ ‘ having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch ’ ‘ I Have To Be Dramatic. I Have To ’ ‘ forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember ’ ‘ “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? sad. tragic ’ ‘ are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry ’ ‘ do my dark under eye circles and unwashed hair turn you on ’ ‘ KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death ’ ‘ remember to do your best to be positive with a clear mind and believe in aliens because those motherfuckers are real ’ ‘ personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ’ ‘ my gender is “pretty boy” ’ ‘ what others call a rebellious phase i call the sudden realization i don’t deserve to be treated like garbage ’ ‘ what is a sex drive? where is the sex going? does it even have a license? ’ ‘ i don’t want to look “pretty” i want to look otherworldly and vaguely threatening ’ ‘ i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual ’ ‘ do re me fa so done with you ’ ‘ ctrl alt delete feelings cause i can’t do this shit no more ’ ‘ i may seem like an asshole, but deep down i’m a good person and even deeper down i’m a bigger asshole ’ ‘ should i go back to school tomorrow or should i fling myself into the ocean ’ ‘ am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me ’ ‘ are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch ’ ‘ i love drunk me but i don’t trust her ’ ‘ has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth? ’ ‘ i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5′3″ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy ’ ‘ if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao ’ ‘ my last words will probably be sarcastic ’ ‘ i used to be a straight a student. now i’m not even straight ’ ‘ ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened ’ ‘ single and ready to find aliens ’ ‘ it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful ’ ‘ i want to make friends but at the same time no ’ ‘ there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me, it’s called the throne ’ ‘ hi i’m here to ruin everything ’ ‘ i’m glad dogs can’t read the ‘no dogs allowed’ signs so they don’t feel sad and feel left out ’ ‘ we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be ’ ‘ every time i speak i am reminded why i should not ’ ‘ every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough ’ ‘ i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it ’ ‘ the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved ’ ‘ i’m like a hexagon: all my hecks r gone ’ ‘ we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on ’ ‘ my kink: not having to set an alarm for the next morning ’ ‘ on the bright side, at least i am not addicted to cocaine ’ ‘ they called me stupid?? well joke’s on them i don’t even know what that means ’ ‘ i might get a lot of shit for saying this but i think it’s fun to enjoy things ’ ‘ i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know ’ ‘ assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student id number ’ ‘ there she goes again, being over dramatic and by she, i mean me ’ ‘ if u don’t know how to respond to something just say ‘how dare you’ ’ ‘ um that’s u’re* not ur ’ ‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on ’ ‘ so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000 ’ ‘ literally want to be rich for the clothes ’ ‘ me??? upset???? yes constantly ’ ‘ a good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’ ’ ‘ today’s schedule: suffer ’ ‘ my middle name is actually $$ ’ ‘ don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake ’ ‘ i want someone who will light a fire in me ’ ‘ i want someone who will light me on fire ’ ‘ i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru ’ ‘ who needs therapy when you can Realize™ things about yourself alone at 1 am ’ ‘ why is there so much blood in my alcohol system ’ ‘ no offense but i am a blessing to this earth ’ ‘ haha oops i care about you ’ ‘ they call me calcium because i give everyone strong bones ’ ‘ do you have that one person that you can’t look at when you’re trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute?? ’ ‘ hi i’m here to ruin everything ’ ‘ one day i’m gonna say ‘fight me!’ and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me ’ ‘ me? a jealous hoe? absolutely ’ ‘ it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point ’ ‘ i think i may be gayer than i originally planned ’ ‘ i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry ’ ‘ me? overreacting? shit probably ’ ‘ i would like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing ’ ‘ is there a scholarship for trying ’ ‘ me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism??????? what????? ’ ‘ i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it ’ ‘ i require a lot of attention or you get a lot of attitude ’ ‘ “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one i have ’ ‘ you’re important to me, you piece of shit ’

#.ask memes #//This is the first time I'm reblogging ask memes wowee.#Let's see how this goes I suppose?

go home, lemony snicket!!

He’s American.

#How dare you.#.anonymous #.standard postage (inquiries)

I implore you not to follow this blog.

Oh, don’t be mistaken—this is, indeed, a blog centred on the personification of England, based on the series Hetalia. This much, as it stands, is fact. There is nothing, however, enjoyable to be found by adding this blog to the ever-growing list of persons for you to watch idly by as you scroll through your dashboard, staring at each passing portrait with the unspoken apprehension of interacting with someone you have never spoken with before. Yes, we know that’s what happens nearly every single time. Don’t try to deny it. We know.

With that made clear, I can assure you there is nothing of value to be had by following this blog. Surely, what incentive must you have to conduct such actions in the first place? Certainly there is no joy in causing Arthur Kirkland misery, no humour to be had by speaking with the man himself. He is too dull to be of any amusement. Eccentricity is a myth. Life and joy know no place in old Blighty. Just ask the weather, it cries itself out in misery on a near day-to-day basis.

But if you so much as insist on clicking that ‘follow’ button despite your better judgement, don’t say you haven’t been forewarned. Only the melancholy spirit of dear England awaits—though, if you were masochistic enough to sit through this whole tirade against all reason and better uses of time, perhaps this is what you’ve wanted all along.

(And may the Lord have mercy for when the sun does so happen to shine.)

#.out of character #aph rp #hetalia rp #hetalia roleplay #aph roleplay

Well.

#.out of character

sceptredisle-archive

Headcanon that, during a brief period in the 1700s, Arthur paid someone to dress up a druid and become a hermit in his own garden.

#.the music at the close (headcanons)#//finally a proper headcanon tag

oooartarchive

Just finished a commission for birvan! England and Portugal are celebrating their victory over Spain in the Battle of Aljubarrota!!

#.portrait: this blessed plot (england)#.portrait: i knew you once at windsor (portugal)

postofficeshop

Marking 800 Years Since The Magna Carta Was Issued

When it comes to recalling some of the most poignant moments in British history, the issuing of the Magna Carta by King John some 800 years ago is certainly amongst them, symbolising the resistance to the arbitrary use of power.

Meaning ‘The Great Charter’, the Magna Carta was agreed by King John at Runnymede near Windsor in June 1215 to address the political crisis that existed at that time as the King and the rebel barons were in conflict. It marked the end of unlimited power for the monarchy in rule and the principle that everybody should be treated the same under English law.

Find out more about the Magna Carta in our blog article.

#.land: there'll always be an england (history)