SchadenFreezers

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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HOLY SHIT IT’S A BOOK NOW

Huge news, Tumblr friends. We tricked a publisher into making our mean popsicles into a real life book. AND we were lucky enough to get comedy god Anthony Jeselnik to write the forward. PRE-ORDER IT HERE and you’ll be masturbating to it by June 1. It’s only 10 bucks. What a world!

CONTEST!

Reblog any of our new gifs and you’ll be entered into the official SchadenFreezers giveaway where 10 random, lucky rebloggers will receive:

- A free copy of the book - A high-quality photo print featuring a joke written about you, or anyone else - Some other prize we haven’t thought of yet but it’s gonna be great

Keep reblogging until June 1. Multiple reblogs = multiple chances to win. Good luck!

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.

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We’re back, and we’re a book! Get it HERE.