Death defeated, still conceited

Reptiles & memes from a retired Orochimaru rp blog. Friendly on main. StarWars sb: @accursedkaleeshi LoK sb: @Overazielous Ace + autistic

[herpsandbirds]

Mauritius Ornate Day Gecko (Phelsuma ornata), family Gekkonidae, Mauritius

Photograph by Daryl Pastore

[utopians]

it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth

[steelcladart]

Look even if the meme is old he just has That Vibe sometimes.

(Also his pronouns in my headcanons are 'whatever works for the bit'/'whatever works' we love NB/gender-indifferent royalty 🤌)

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

good

bad

great

awful

dead

I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

[bgm05]

[herpsandbirds]

Rivera Redbelly Toad (Melanophryniscus devincenzii), defensive display, family Bufonidae, Brazil

ENDANGERED.

this type of defensive display, where bright aposematic coloration, usually hidden on the underside, is displayed by flipping over or curling upwards to show off the colors, is called the unken reflex.

photographs by Amaël Borzée

[alikaorty]

It's warm and cozy with mom😔🤲🏼

[justnoodlefishthings]

licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you licks you

[herpsandbirds]

Baja Blue Rock Lizard (Petrosaurus thalassinus), male, family Phrynosomatidae, from Baja California, Mexico

Photograph by Angel Marquez

[dogpuppy]

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[theearthisourmother]

i just tried to watch other anime and sasuke wasn't in it

[cursedvibes]

You try to KILL Me? Oh, jail for you, Princess! Jail for One Thousand Years!!

Orochimaru looks so genuinely shocked for a second here, it's cute. "Tsunade, what did I ever do to deserve this?? I thought we had something..."

[herpsandbirds]

Nguru Warty Frog (Callulina meteora), family Brevicipitidae, endemic to the Nguru Mountains in Tanzania

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

I know this frog looks fake but I swear that its real!

photographs by Jacopo Martino