"Gather my pubes"

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"Gather my pubes"
TW: SPONGEBOB HEAT FIC(WIP)
"euuuggghhhh,,,,, Spongie,,,,, it huuuurrrttttssss so much,,,,," Squidward said Squidily. "I,,,, Im in heeaatt..."
His elongated teal nose shivered as he breathed deeply. "I haven't been able to leave my house,,, C-could you get me some water?"
"Y-yeah of course! Happy to help a friend in need!" Spongebob said, blushing, while not noticing Squidwards flinch at the word 'friend'.
SpongeBob heaved heavily at the bottom of the stairs, he was close to losing control, he needed to get himself under check before he did something he didn't want to do. Squidward was just too tempting, he had to do what he needed to do and then leave. "I-Ill be fine," SpongeBob mumbles to himself as he feels a glass with water.
"I can hold myself off, yeah, I'll be fine. Squidward doesn't have to know I'm in rut." SpongeBob took a deep breath, the holes in his spongy body expanding and contracting, if he couldn't control himself, then he would have a recreation of what happened during his last rut cycle in Jellyfish Fields. Those poor poor Jellyfish, he had gotten in a lot of trouble with the animal conservationists in the area after that.
He breathed in once more, he would be done soon.
Squidwards door open gently, the smell of weeks worth of pheromones hit SpongeBob's nose at once. his legs trembled as he walked through the room, his spongebuldge was growing at a fast pace, he needed to be quick with this.
He waddled over to Squiddys bedside and placed the water harshly down. He quietly bidded Squidward goodbye, but before he could leave he felt a tug on his arm. "Please, please spongie. please don't leave me alone." Squidward begged squiddily. SpongeBob noticed the squid's eyes trail down to his,,,,, quaking spatula.
"spongy, what- what's that" SpongeBob breathed in through his holes sharply. "I, I don't know what you mean, squiddy."
"Is.... is that... 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓢𝓮𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓽 𝓘𝓷𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓷𝓽?" SpongeBob lost the ability to contain himself, he pushed Squidward down onto the bed, their face is near inches from each other. "I... Want you." SpongeBob breathe through his holes once again.
Evil Yuri(Yaoi)
Evil Yaoi(Yaoi)
I locked myself in
and I gooned the day away
I hope this may stay
bedazzling my asshole so satan cant stand my "holy light"
oh right this acc exists. uhhhhh. uhmmmmmm.
poopy face
heh
summoned the spirit of Diogenes so I can learn better ragebait tactics
he kept on flickering in and out of my vision while screaming "BEHOLD A-" and never finishing his sentence :/
guess I need a better ritual. and an altar. and a wall. and an xbox controller.
me, walking up to a prostitute: "I would like one sex please 🤓"
I bring a kind of "bursting into a murder of crows" that the scottish really dont like
I'm sorry Canada :(
bedazzling my ribcage so I can be #slaying during the skeleton war
waiting for the day I reach the pinacle of internet fame.
My horny ass could NOT be a geologist
The rat polycule in my basement is growing, soon, it will feast.
thunder cunted a horse into the stratosphere call that cheese
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sending you a gift. its a large wooden horse. don't look inside. it's okay. you can trust me bro.
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oh great it's April fool's. uhm. uhhhhh. uhhhmmmm.
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