i don't do bad sauce passes
occasionally subtle
KIROKAZE
Not today Justin
Mike Driver
ojovivo

Discoholic 🪩
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Today's Document
sheepfilms
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe
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Cosmic Funnies
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
taylor price

Product Placement

#extradirty

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@schizophrenic-quarian
“If I had a gun, you’d be dead now.” “Hrmph. If I had a gun you would have been dead fifteen minutes ago. I think that makes it a tie.” “Tie goes to the girlfriend.”
1 like = 1 monster date
1 reblog = 1 night w monster
Scroll down = No monster fucking for you
im hoping you mean the energy drink
absolutely not. does this blog look like it endorses sub-par energy drinks? no. this blog promotes getting spit roasted between two demonic hell beasts after fine dining on that sea monster pussy. miss me with that ain’t even shit drink unless it leads me straight into a monster bukakke scene. can’t even begin to imagine a world where I would rather drink that death syrup as opposed to riding that eldritch horror dick. fuck you.
i’m not sure if anyones posted this yet but pls…if you haven’t watched sunny at least watch this scene
Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: Inkling
This isn’t meant to be me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”
“Yes good”
“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”
“Wait no”
“EAT THEM”
“sasha no”
@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching
She is making a list
It is not easy with her paws but she is making it
shes almost here
Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT
SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!
Y’all better behave, you have two months
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
You better watch out
It helps to laugh together 💖
detective pikachu
so they really made a movie based on those ‘WHAT IF POKEMON WERE REAL’ deviantart renderings from the 00s
Actually, yes.
He did stuff like this:
holy shit proud of him
@grimchild look, it you
Oh hey its me! It was a crazy experience to get that call. They were looking at a list of realistic Pokemon and said, “lets get that guy!”
Sinday Asks
1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?
2. Are they sexually active?
3. When was the last time they had sex?
4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)
5. Do they masturbate often?
6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience?
7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?
8. Have they ever been caught having sex?
9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.
10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.
11. How long can they live without sex?
12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?
13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?
14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?
15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.
16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)
17. How long can they last before they cum?
18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?
19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.
20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?
21. How old were they when they learned about sex?
22. How does their foreplay go down?
23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?
24. How does their afterglow look like?
25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.
*caution: loud*
creds: @largetrap
Can anyone else see this????? Am I fucking hallucinating this…… masterpiece.
Answered ask for C-sec rookie.
Normally I’d answer asks normally but the mobile version is glitched right now so this'll have to do.
What is my muse's idea date?
Leeto would honestly just prefer something quiet, maybe a picnic on a part of earth that’s still natural or maybe just watching Netflix with his date... expect him to be the little spoon.
@csecrookie
sex+romance headcanons!
Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.
🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?
I can’t believe this dog is skipping 😂😂😭😭
Is there a chance I can rp with anyone since I don’t know who’s active or not? Aнεм - ιм яεαllч ѕнч.~~