SCHMALTZYS @schmaltzys - Tumblr Blog

dk. they/them. hockey enjoyer, gif maker, and president of the nick blankenburg fanclub. got tired of posting on main so i made this. don't ask me about anything because i actually don't know anything about hockey i just think it's fun to watch. this is a sideblog sry

rip yotes ):

#hehe #pinned

who doesn't love mambo no. 5???

#resurfacing on the internet to hopefully help fix the boyd content drought on this site <3 #zoe boyd #pwhl #pwhl ottawa #pwhl gifs

i love it here because i straight up dont get on here anymore but every so often i get five million notifications and theyre all people calling nick blankenburg a baby girl in the tags and its awesome

ancient-remnants-of-love

“fuck it we ball” my sister in christ you’re obsessed with hockey boys who don’t know you exist

zeegras

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#passing away #blanks

teex

Hischier | Pre-Game Raw

#NEEKS #nico hischier #njd

9-3 ...

#I'm. I'm going to be sick.

nico vs swiss trivia.

#he's so baby girl. tbh.#nico hischier #New Jersey devils #jersey devils #hockeyedit #hockeygif #deenkgifs

NEW JERSEY DEVILS FANS RISE

#I think they're slaying rn #tbh

cjjackson70

here have another hockey quiz i made bc of procrastination:

which unironic nhl media outrage are you?

#Sidney Crosby cuts the line at the DMVDJFGDNGDNG

reavenedges-lies

#PUNCHING THE AIR #yotes

hey hockey tumblr what’s the one hockey player you genuinely think you could take on in a fight with little to no reasoning

#I think I could take Cale makar . honestly #for no other reason besides his name is cale

whybray

#Tyler seguin wrote this

rutgersmcgroarty

Nick Blankenburg recently sat down with Jon Morosi || 03.22.21

After winning a State Championship in 2016 with Romeo under the mentorship of Head Coach Nick Badder, Blankenburg took a unique road on his way to U of M. It was challenging, but worth it.

#that is my BOYYYY #blanks