In Haggadah Da Vida, Honey.

“My mama, she likes to tell me, “Schmendrik, Schmendrik! Your brothers, they’re lawyers—doctors! Real estate agents, BANKERS, for God’s sake. Why did you have to pursue witchcraft?" And I tell her, “Mama! Mama, please, stop kvelling me. This isn’t...

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-waves to Casey- ovo

The show he’s from has some quality face claim potential btw

to list but a few.

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this is also important.

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-waves to Casey- ovo

The show he’s from has some quality face claim potential btw

to list but a few.

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in completely unrelated news I might give the school a new teacher of um. 

well not shooting but probably animal handling. or a care of magical creatures role.

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having today off more like anon EVERYONE

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ah good Morhan is here.

For Dean’s birthday:

From Schmendrik:

- A sound-proofing spell attached to a stopwatch that can be used anywhere to effectively bubble him in silence so he can get some work done. Theoretically, not even thoughts should be able to penetrate this particular forcefield. 

- A writing desk of infinite space. It can hold, lock, secure, hide, and produce whatever tools Dean might need at any time. It also comes with a plush chair, and all of it can be shrunk to dollhouse size and moved to any location he desires.

- A romantic breakfast of millions of waffles and twelve different samples of coffee.

- SO MANY KISSES AND MUSICAL OUTBURSTS

- A “#1 Dad” mug to go with his own “#2 Dad” mug because Yentl thinks Dean is a gr8 dad to the girls okay.

From Flynn: 

 Elaborate coffee-cup coasters he made himself.

From Trevor:

From Khaos:

- A ornate hourglass full of gems, calmly and meticulously distributing one per day. What’s it counting down to? How long has it been going? How many gems are in there? Can we exchange the gems for goods and services? Nobody knows, but at least it’s pretty to look at.

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Rico is gooood just a bit drained from All the Company(TM) and a new dog we rescued yesterday [she is lovely and a big ol’ baby]. Glad to see you lot. =v=

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how’s everybody doin’? 

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forgot Eoin’s email sunnuva--

next religious dead person’s account is go.

HAPPY EASTER.

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For Angel’s birthday:

From Schmendrik:

 A toy drone, suitable for every overlord. It’s been enchanted to lift up to 50 times its weight and is outfitted with a small but powerful camera. You know, for spying. It also makes adorable whistling and beeping noises.  

From Brooklyn:

He tried collage work instead of straight knitwear this time. It...I’m sorry, Angel.

From Nan:

Okay Marie Antoinette shield your eyes ok:

http://boisdejustice.com/Workshop/Guillotine19.JPG Nan [or more likely; Eligos] tricked time itself into giving up one of the first guillotines ever invented. “Not much good fer anyt’in’ more t’an choppin’ cabbages, but still.” Nan doesn’t feel too too good about it, but Eligos is proud of this particular gesture of affection. There was also a gift of two dozen red roses and a free supply of alcohol from Nectar included.

From Izzy:

A small magic mirror [courtesy of Haldor’s gallery] that gives advice. Not always when asked, but still. It will also gossip and shit-talk when encouraged to. It adapts to its user’s needs. :’v

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also I am finally gonna finish the birthday list for Dean

and do one for Angel \o/

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eAe all remaining gifts have been queued for tomorrow. <3

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/slips Secret Santa gift in here all nonchalantly

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Merry Christmas, Aurora, for whenever you see this. <3 the next couple of days are kinda swamped for me, and I didn’t want this getting lost in the shuffle. You are so lovely and upbeat and kind, and I wish you the very happiest of holiday seasons.

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Mabel Pines aesthetic.

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angel-tow answered your question:hilo I am here-o. .v./ ?

apparently there is gonna be a full moon on christmas and i thought you’d like to know

THANK YOU IT ALWAYS DELIGHTS ME TO BE REMINDED OF THAT

BREAK OUT THE MISTLETOE BOYS AND GIRLS IT’S GONNA BE A MONSTER’S HOLIDAY

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hilo I am here-o. \.v./ ?

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/slips Secret Santa gift in here all nonchalantly

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Merry Christmas, Aurora, for whenever you see this. <3 the next couple of days are kinda swamped for me, and I didn’t want this getting lost in the shuffle. You are so lovely and upbeat and kind, and I wish you the very happiest of holiday seasons.