you stupid bitch.

"i have no underlying issues to address, i'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed"indie, private & selective rebecca bunch from the cw show crazy ex-girlfriend. est. december 2016.

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so i’m trying to revamp all this blog soon because i really miss writing with rebecca, but finals came and i was at my lowest again and couldn’t have the time and motivation to make icons (that’s why i’m putting a s02 icon, help) or write here. also, this is my last year in my degree and i decided to do my dissertation on crazy ex-gf, so i already have lots of feelings with the show. aaaanyway, this week i’ve been trying to get better and my mood is kinda okay now? i’ll probably come back here next week so i can cry, fangirl and rp with a lot of feels, but feel free to write on im! (i can also give you my personal twitter account in case anyone wants it ~)

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guess who found the e-mail of this account and is back after a loooooong break!!! (i wonder if anyone will remember me, but i’ll be working on new icons and probs new theme & promo)

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guess who found the e-mail of this account and is back after a loooooong break!!! (i wonder if anyone will remember me, but i’ll be working on new icons and probs new theme & promo)

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yayforme replied to your post: yayforme replied to your post: “YOU SLEPT WITH MY…

he sputters in surprise — “yes,” he spits. “because you slept with my father to get my attention, and now you have it.” he hisses. “so what? was it worth it? did you enjoy having my father’s dick? did you think of me?”

     “I didn’t sleep with your dad because I want you to notice,” she sighs. It’s comprehensible that Greg’s angry, but it still hurts being treated like someone who just enjoys messing with people’s lives. “I don’t expect you to UNDERSTAND. I — I was drinking at your study drinking bar. You called and I was so excited to talk to you and, maybe, having someone by my side.”

She takes a pause, expecting him to be more angry, if that’s possible. “I just went to ask your dad how were you doing, and things happened so fast. I was – I was pretty wasted, not only emotionally. I’m deeply sorry, Greg.”

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yayforme replied to your post: “YOU SLEPT WITH MY DAD!?”

“YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY MY BEST FRIEND, WHAT — DID YOU WANT ME TO JUST ACCEPT THAT AFTER EVERYTHING?”

        Wow, she was feeling so called out right now. Maybe that was one of the things she LIKED about Greg -- Josh called her out only when his family was in danger ( and she feels deeply sorry for everything ). At least now she was back at home -- for a couple of weeks, but meeting with her mother again is making her THINK about everything she did when she ruined her friendships in West Covina. And apparently, also the one she had at Emory.

“Don’t get me started on THE WEDDING, Greg,” she snaps. “Do you want to talk about anything or did you just call for screaming? So mature. Classic Serrano.” 

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“YOU SLEPT WITH MY DAD!?”

          Okay, so apparently Marco Serrano was not only a bad hook-up but also he told his son about it. What the hell was wrong with him? What the hell was wrong with her? She had enough with that WALK OF SHAME after realizing she had hit rock bottom and alienating herself from everyone -- she had to screw that small chance she still had with Greg, at least, to be her friend.

It was knowing he was HAPPY what drove Rebecca to sleep with Marco -- and also that butt dial. She was already broken, but that was the cherry on the pie. After all, he was old Greg. He told her he understood what she was going through. He cared about her, at least for a couple of minutes.

“Oh, NOW you can talk to me? I’m not the one who butt dialed while ordering a cheeseburger, just so you know.” Not the best answer, but more like a defensive mechanism. You ruined everything, you stupid bitch.

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#can you believe that a comedy show summarized exactly how feels an emotional breakdown?

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GREG

“you underestimate me. i’m the king of saying NO.”

     “would you say no to another TACO NIGHT at my place while we watch something on tv, mr. grumpy?”

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ANNA

There’s that familiar voice, the perky-yet-brilliant young lawyer she remembers. The one who came up with a clever solution to the legal morass her insurance company had to sort out back in New York. The one who’s now telling her what she already knows….

“Yeah, it is shitty,” she agrees dryly. “Not gonna lie. And— I know it’s not your… thing.” She had Googled Whitefeather and Associates, after all. “But I’m relieved to hear you say you’re in. I just…” she trails off helplessly, uncertain how to proceed. This is a bridge she thought she’d never have to cross.

“I’m not actually in West Covina, no,” Anna admits, cradling the phone between her jaw and shoulder as she lights a cigarette. “I live in downtown LA. And I know there are a lot of law firms closer and more well-known, but I just…” want to disappear. Want to pretend this isn’t even happening. Want to imagine I’m in some other world. She winces, pausing to suck on her cigarette. 

“But it’s only a twenty-minute drive, a straight shot on the I-10, and I want to go with someone with whom I’ve already established a working relationship,” she exhales at last. “And I can’t believe you’re out here now! How’d that happen?”

    “Of course I’m in!” Rebecca exclaims, more happy now that she knows it’s definitely not her mom the one who’s calling. After all, she’s used to DIVORCE, not by herself but she’s seen what happens when two adults end the marriage: see Silas and Naomi Bunch. “Men are TERRIBLE, so I will help you as much as I can.” Okay, not all men -- Josh Chan is sun, happiness and all great things, but the rest of guys are the worst. 

    It’s also weird for Rebecca talking to someone from her past and NOT DISLIKE them -- it happened with Audra, it happened with her mom and all that bunch of relatives and friends from Scarsdale when she attended her cousin’s bar mitzvah. Yeah, she doesn’t remember that much about Anna, but she knows she was, at least, cool. However, she’s not going to ask about juicy details about her divorce, but Rebecca can notice by the phone that she’s struggling. “Oh, LA. That sounds fun, but it’s nice you want to do it with us -- Whitefeather and Associates. They’re great people.”

    And then, the question comes out. It was easy to lie everyone in West Covina about her arrival, but Anna doesn’t look like the person that believes the whole “I just happened to be here!” thing, so she adds. “Well... You know, I needed a NEW START, and this place was the first that came across my mind.”

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NATHANIEL

      “… WHAT are you eating? what is that? it looks like a heart attack waiting to happen. just because flip-flop ran off to become a priest doesn’t mean you can start shoving literal garbage into your body.” || @schmoopiepie

      “oh god, nathaniel. did i ask YOU for advice? suddenly you’re a REJECTED man turned into nutritionist or what? honestly, worse garbage has gone OUT of this beautiful body. you know what i mean?”

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HEATHER

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                  Leaning against the counter, Heather took a bite out of her apple and eyed the woman on her couch. AKA her roomie Rebecca. “It’s been, like, three days now and you still haven’t moved from the couch. Can you not do that anymore? It’s messing with the flow of the room, and kind of weird. Plus I’m pretty sure that you’re supposed to actually go to work.”

         One of the things that Rebecca doesn’t like about being flatmates with Heather is that she CALLS HER OUT ( even though she knows she needs it -- deep inside ). And after spending a lot of money with the fake sex tape ( that British actor and the rental of the cameras and sound stuff ) it’s great to know she can split the rent with someone. “Uh, whatever, they have more people at work. I’m trying to focus on my work, as you know, my REVENGE. I’m sure the Chan-plan wasn’t that bad. The poop one, I mean.”

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NATHANIEL

he is shaking – WHY is he shaking? (”i need to see results, nathaniel. this is becoming aFAILED EXPERIMENT.”) nathaniel grimaces briefly before laughing it off. “me? shaking? what do you TAKE me for, a damsel in distress? i’m not some little prey animal – not some cutesy little rabbit scared to death by a leaf. i’m a man. men don’t shake. my father says those who tremble are the weaker of the species and should die off like the cowards they are.” he’s saying it with an off smile. because something is wrong. of course something’s wrong… but he’s not going to tell HER, especially since it seems she’s making light of it. this new persona is really jarring, but it makes him want her more. in a way.

      “you’re merely IMAGINING things.”

     “are you sure, sweet poor nathaniel?” rebecca couldn’t care less about nathaniel right now, but there she is. he’s still her boss, even though his attempts to make her fall for him are very DESPERATE -- and that comes from someone whose attempts to get josh chan back have been very desperate. “remember about the status reversal thing i told you when you came into my place? of course -- of course YOU shake. all this manly crap is actually weird and also kinda sad.” this new persona can bring some bad stuff, but at least she gets to say whatever that crosses her mind, and all those speeches in which nathaniel talks about his father are the worst. like her own father. actually, men are the worst -- except for darryl and white josh. 

      “you ARE shaking. is it because of your DADDY, nate?”

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let’s generalize about men is so catchy i didn’t expect this right in the premiere but... here we are.

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i’ve been thinking about making a multi-muse blog so i can rp rebecca/mindy in the same place and i don’t have to be switching blogs all the time? i’m still not sure because i’m also thinking about bringing someone from the good place (probably tahani or eleanor) and i wouldn’t be able to have all those blogs running at once. anyway, i’m kind of done with the icons from this week’s episode so replies are finally coming!

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