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@schmubin-around
Do you want to see a second part to
Billet-Milf (Nate POV)
Bet On It (free use Jo)
Finders Keepers (mafia wife Jo)
Bravery in Some Form or Another (first date + first time)
I have a free space for NateJo week and can't pick which to give a sequel to! 🩷
Thoughts on people dropping snippets in your inbox?
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 please yes. I love snippets. I love snippets and ideas and WIPs.
You can always share with your good friend schmub. 👁👁 I promise to be normal (I won't be.)
Fuck it. If we’re talking supervisor Nate then I think he would love Jo being picked for the winners room.
Of course Nate needs to be there to make sure everyone respects uses Jo.
OHHHHHHHH okay winners room Nate supervising how Jo gets to be used, but really it's just encouragement
"You can face fuck him deeper, he's no where his limit."
"He can take two cocks, he's used to it"
Mmhm. Mmhm. Mmhm.
You make a whole lot of omelette 😭 and the dog got to enjoy some too!
That's the most unhinged valentines day present I've ever heard of but I absolutely love it LMAO
Also you can't tell us there's a Real Schmub™️ around and not show us pictures!! (Unless you don't want to doxx yourself which I totally get)
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AN OMLETTE I don't know why I didn't think of that.
I'm not much of an egg eater tbh, I'll do a sunny side up sometimes bc I get rock hard for a runny yolk, and I just don't think you can do that with an ostrich egg.
This is my child, Schmub. I'm the part of my job where I get to work from home until next year, so I have a desk buddy while I work.
Animatic is up yargh
I dobnt even know
I made a tumblr and this is how i found out ur name doesn’t rhyme with boob
😭😭😭😭 schmoobin.... just schmoobin around.
Also welcome to Tumblr I'm honored you've found me I'm sorry I've jumped scared you with schmub pronunciation it is shhh-mub.
Fun fact schmub is the name of my cat. Just a family of schmubs. Me, Mr. Schmub, and schmub himself
https://www.tumblr.com/schmubin-around/823940694834085888/au-where-nate-is-a-trad-dom-but-joe-is-much-more
I sent this and I would love if you made a fic about it!! Spring wedding sounds great ;)
WOOHOO!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
spring wedding 🥰💐 I'll use the fic as vows to make everyone uncomfortable it'll be perfect (Also ty ily)
I'm being so fr my dad randomly bought an ostrich egg home one day and I thought I was tripping 😭
Mr schmub/ostrich enemys to lovers fic out when??
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?!?! What.... what does one do with an ostrich egg???????????? Babe you can't leave me hanging like this 😩
👁👁 Mr. Schmub/ostrich enemy's to lovers fic WHEN?! for valentines day I commissioned a drawing of him winning against an ostrich, maybe for v day 2027 fic it LMAOO
Sploded him. Sorry
Jonathan drouspin.... oh.... Jonathan drousplode....
Funnily enough there is an ostrich farm about 15 minutes away from me, which is already weird enough considering it's in a rural part of a European country BUT I'm sure we can find Mr schmub his soulmate there 🧡
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(also I loved the left in note. Cocker Doodle doooooo)
ARE YOU FOR REAL
So the long story behind Mr. Schmubs ostrich soul mate is that he's convinced he could win a fight with an ostrich, which I was telling someone about online, and they said that ostrichs don't fight humans but they do try to mate with us pretty often.
So.
Mr. Schmub isn't allowed to fight the ostrich but he can fall into sweet deep love with one.
(Cocker doodle doooooooo. I laughed really hard when I was skimming and saw cocker, so I had to leave a little note. Oopsies on leaving it in the final draft.)
(sorry to mr schmub in advance but) this is my official proposal to have you marry me 💍 I promise to take good care of you so you can just write natejo nasty fucking until Jo passes out I mean write fluffy fics 🥰
Once again an absolute masterwork, bratty Jo is my dearly beloved but I'm glad Nate is teaching him some manners 🙂↕️
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LMAOOOOO
Mr. Schmub and I have an agreement that I can leave him once he finds his one true love, which is an ostrich (its a long story) so proposal ACCEPTED I want a spring wedding
He's sooooooo bratty and soooooooo good. Do you have a brat? Fuck them until they pass out. Problem solved. This has been like hacks with Nathan MacKinnon.
I'm so glad you liked it. MWAH!!!!
Schmub, love you, love the latest fic.
Was the line [I just had a funny typo of cocker, cocker doodle do] supposed to be left in? Just wanted to ask in case not lol
OH MY GOD NO 😭😭😭 I AM CRYING THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY
I'll go edit that out omg bless you for letting me know. That's just a note to my beta bc sometimes I make myself laugh and want him to know.
Hope you enjoyed the typo LOL ilyvm
New ficcccccc 🥰🩷
https://archiveofourown.org/works/89808381
Nate has no idea how he ended up here.
When he had signed on to protect the Don’s kid he had been expecting late night parties, driving across town and watching the brat do things his father wouldn’t approve of—he had fully expected the core of his job to be keeping Jo alive and out of jail.
He had not been expecting to be in an omega lingerie store, giving his reluctant opinion on which color of lace panties the brat should get.
(Thank you to @wannabewachter for letting me scream about this and for betaing. You're the best. Betamogging.)
Do you want to see a second part to
Billet-Milf (Nate POV)
Bet On It (free use Jo)
Finders Keepers (mafia wife Jo)
Bravery in Some Form or Another (first date + first time)
I have a free space for NateJo week and can't pick which to give a sequel to! 🩷
12 hours left to vote, I can't see who leads but I am sooooo excited to see the results!!!!
AU where Nate is a trad dom but Joe is much more modern, as to be expected of one of the only subs in the league. Nate knows that Jo isn’t gonna want to submit fully to him so he waits until they’re married (and therefore Nate’s legal property) to really spring his more traditional beliefs on him. From there on out it’s all about breaking Jo’s spirit and making him embrace his traditional roll as Nate’s bitch. New rules include no clothes in the house, no talking back, no private property, no alpha friends, no personal belongings. Jo is required to cook dinners, service Nate’s cock, keep the house clean, workout to keep attractive, read books about being a good submissive and kneel at Nate’s feet as he eats. All of this on top of keeping up with his hockey career is hard, but Nate doesn’t want him to get any ideas so he makes sure to keep him in check by regularly spanking him and humiliating him in front of teammates and staff members alike.
Oh. Oh my god. Oh my god actually. Can I use this for a fic???? Like actually????
If you DM me your handle I'll give you full credit, and I definitely don't have to, but ohhhhhhhhh my god this is sooooooooooooo. Your brain. By god.
Nate getting pissed when they're dating but having to calm down because Jo just doesn't know better. Agreeing with him. Kinda slimy about it, "yeah jo subs totally should have rights mmhm."
He doesn't mean any of it, knows he's lying, but he just knows that jo needs to see reason--and Nate can help with that!!!!!!!!
Seriously this is so good. Omg. I'm kissing you with tongue.
I’m very new to writing hrpf though I’ve been a long time lurker, but I started a natejo fic where Nate isn’t out to the Avs, but he talks about Jo as if Jo is his fiancée (later wife) to the guys. In a pretty explicit manner. Jo isn’t a hockey player. Once the Avs finally do meet him they don’t know how to act bc of how Nate has talked idk if there would be interest in this though
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First off there is always interest people (me.) go crazy for anything NateJo
But also write what you wanna write!!!!!!!!! All of my fics have just been things I think would be fun to write. Remember, write for yourself, and post for your community. Even if it never sees the light of day, if it's fun to write write it!!!
Also that sounds sooooooo fun. Nate talking about like, at first, sfw stuff. What a good cook she is, how good she is with the dogs, how she's sometimes more stubborn than him, how much she likes to win at scrabble, just odd and end pieces. But then like, it turns, how hot she is, how much he misses her cunt, how tight and wet she is.
The guys are normal locker room talk about it all; doesn't even register.
But then they meet Jo (a guy???) and now they know he can deep throat or whatever.
That sounds like a blast. I would totally read it!!!!!!!! Write what you want but if you ever post it I'd be thrilled!!
