bottom ten team: we have just paid a player that no one has ever heard of TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS
jason robertson: no i dont want to be paid 15 million dollars by YOU. who want me tho? no fr who want me?
ducks: we HATE our group
canes: we LOVE our group
half the league: captains? anyone want to be the new captain? no?
kings: i am going to pay a random 40-year-old 8 million dollars a year. yes this is getting us a cup
kraken: well fuck me i guess. worth a shot
connor bedard: i am going to KILL MYSELF
mike grier: well they dont call me big money mike for no reason. you get 8 mil and you get 8 mil and everyone gets 8 mil except for the guys who were alr on the team!
panthers + also gleb for some reason: i am going to KILL EVERYONE ELSE
habs: oui oui puppies! and kittens! and rainbows! and every one of them gets a choco chunk cookie (reasonable contract and term).
danny briere to his ex situationship: "hey... time to run it back... no fr tho... u still want me?" *crickets* "ok watch me money spread. you want me now?"
everyones goalies for some reason: "bye"
elliotte FUCKING friedman: your favorite fourth liner just got sent to HELL for future considerations
In relation to the person who did the ask about vampire!Jo:
I love the concept of Jo being the more powerful one but Nate still being in charge. Like Jo could be a ‘scary’ werewolf and Nate would still go “aww, you growl at me one more time and I’m buying a leash and a muzzle”.
Like every natejo fic includes a large amount of power exchange and I just think that like Jo being supernatural but still submitting to human!Nate would be like the ultimate form. Especially if Nate acts like there is no possible chance that Jo could best him.
Oh my God muzzle jo.... muzzle jo I need it.
Jesus christ your brain godbless you
Wolf jo with a muzzle because he snapped his teeth at Nate
Wolf Jo who has to ask permission to use the bathroom "just in case he acts like a puppy" and pees on things.
Wolf jo who wears a collar and leash because he's just a dog
Wolf Jo who is only allowed to fuck into a flesh light, rutting into it like the mutt he is while Nate watches and critiques him.
MWAH what a brilliant idea oh my God
@wannabewachter 👁👁😇 what do you think..... can we add it to the pile.... LMAO
Jo needs to learn to be a good Omega for his Alpha; thankfully he has a very hands on Alpha, who won't let him fail.
Snip below the cut. CW: non-con vibes. Jo is Not Happy about being trained.
"You're... Nate! You can't just make me walk around in front of the guys naked?!"
Nate comes to a dead stop, hand still reaching for the door nob, before slowly turning.
Something sinks in Jo's stomach, the thing that tells him he isn't safe, that he's in danger, that the fire has spread out of control, the scent of smoke overpowering the entry way as Nate stocks towards him, slow and deliberate.
"Let's be very, very, very clear, Jonathan. You do not, ever tell me what I can and cannot do. Not in my home, and not with my omega."
Jo's eyes dart around, wanting to plan an escape, but unsure the route -- he doesnt think he can outrun Nate at the best of times, let alone naked in Nates territory.
A hand snaps out, gripping his jaw in a painfully tight grip, forcing him to look at Nate.
"You are the one who refused to wear your Alphas clothes. You are the one who is going to have to deal with that decision. Your poor choices do not reflect on me, and we will not be late just because you have decided to have a tantrum."
Which is how Jo ends up in front of the team, some kind of dinner that Landy is hosting-- Jo isn't sure what for, exactly, not being kept in the loop since his training started.
He doesn't like being naked in front of the guys; it's so fucking different from the locker room, when everyone is naked, everyone understanding that it's just part of the job.
This is so fucking different; the guys keep touching him, hands brushing his caged cock, or between his cheeks, praising Nate for how soft and good he is.
It makes him want to curl up in a ball, or beg for a pair of shorts, or scream at Nate until he gets what he wants.
If he thought that it would do anything he would stop over to Nate and demand his clothes.
He knows it won't, though. Nate has made up his mind, and as Jo is learning, he doesn't change it -- it may as well be set in stone.
Instead he tries to cover himself, hand covering his cock each time he sits, or stands, or moves.
Which, apparently, Nate doesn't find acceptable, because he doesn't find anything Jo does to be more comfortable acceptable.
"Do it again and you won't like the consequences."
Nate acts like he's doing it intentionally; and he is sometimes, but mostly he truly just doesn't notice he's doing it, not until Nate points it out.
The Jo of a few weeks ago would stomp his feet, maybe even yell at Nate.
The Jo of today knows that won't get him anywhere. Nate likes him sweet and submissive, even when Jo is feeling prickly with the need to fight back.
Jo sighs, hands fidgeting.
"Nate?" He asks, looking at the man.
He's ignored, as he often is these days when he calls Nate by his name.
Jo does not sigh, instead keeps it together, voice steady as he tries again.
"Alpha?"
Nate turns to him, smiling.
"Yes, baby?"
"I'm... struggling. To keep my hands off my cock. Could I--"
Nate pulls him into a hug, kissing at the top of his head. "Good fucking boy, baby. Such a good omega asking his Alpha for help. Come 'ere, Daddy will help you"
Jo is thinking that Nate will give him some boxers, or maybe the omega panties he keeps threatening Jo with.
Jo isn't prepared for Nate to grab his hands, bringing them up and behind his head, before securing them with his belt.
Which, as Jo finds out, is much worse.
"Awe, poor baby!" Mikko coos, hand petting Jo from his neck down his chest, before cupping his cock. "Did your Alpha help you from being naughty?"
Jo wants to bite Mikko, which is a new feeling; another first in the long list that he has been building.
Very excited to see this come to life! Hope you guys enjoy it as much as we enjoy writing it.
(I hope you don't mind me playing in your sandbox lol feel free to ignore this if not) vamp!jo or vamp!nate? I can't choose which would be more delicious to me... vamp!jo completely relying on Nate (who obviously would NOT take well to Jo feeding from anyone else. Or going behind his back to hunt animals lol he'd beat Jo’s ass). Jo has to deserve being fed by Nate who is soooo kind and sooo generous and sooo good to him. In return for Nate's kindness, Jo should be docile and good and grateful right? If we wanna go a little darker, Nate could always starve Jo a little :) its HIS blood and HIS Jo at the end of the day, it’s his god given right. BUT THEN AGAIN… vamp!nate my friend vamp!nate… and thrall!jo :) his pet human… i hauve covid. Or sire!nate and fledgling!jo… i hauve so much covid
FIRST OF ALL please always sand box in my inbox. I'll kiss you with tongue if you do. I'll knock you up if you do it again.
Ohhhh my God vampire Jo is so fun. I love it.
Nate being kind of an ass about it, making sure Jo is greatful, taunting Jo with it.
NSFW under the cut
Getting hard and fucking Jo, teasing him, "I only have so much blood, baby. Do you want your dinner, or my cock? If you feed from me I can't get hard, I won't be able to." (A lie)
I love controlling nate, frankly I think that man should be more in control of Jo.
But also good snack Jo for vampire nate, nate who controls Jo's diet because "you are what you eat, Jo, and I need to make sure I'm fueling my body. What goes into you goes into me, don't you want me to be at my best?"
Maybe I need to write vampire jo. God anon your brain is MWAH perfect I'm in love. What a wonderful ask your brain is huge.
@wannabewachter 🥲 do we need to add this to the list LMAO
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