schoolpants

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"You think I’m gonna lose your blood data? I got a filing cabinet."

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Huge thanks to the American Red Cross for commissioning this video! Give blood guys! Save a life!

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Well played

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here is a video i did long ago.

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AAAAAAAAAH

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Las Vegas, Nevada is the saddest place on Earth.

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I did a tv!

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Man, I bet there's something awesome down there.

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haha dongle. get it?

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here's a weirdo iphone panoramic of a rainbow at sunset. unrelated, our house is built of legos and the construction crew didn't do the best job.

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i have a whole room full of these. how long am i supposed to keep them?

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Did you know that you can now bank with Wells Fargo online?

It's true! Look no further than your local Wells Fargo Computer Cupboard for all your online banking needs!

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did i tell you guys about this? me and my friend andy get to make these cool videos for amy poehler and we got to do one where we're in it. lots of great tips if you want to become youtube famous, unlike us. check it out! there's cute animals!

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the bad news is: this is what i look like.

the good news is: dinner is almost ready.

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these two have been flirting like ever since we got them. it's like, just get together already. also, i'm going to eat your brains now because they are delicious mac n' cheese.

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talk about a short distance call!

what's that? ... short distance call isn't a term people use? ... local call? no, that doesn't work for this joke. i guess i've got nothing. but hey look at this crazy phone!

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Probably the saddest baby pool.

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Gary, Brandon, Brad, and I noticed an attraction on the map not far off our route: the worlds largest manmade toilet!

"We have to see it!" shouted Brandon.

"But we're making such good time! A trip to that landmark would set us back hours," I nagged.

"We're going," Gary stated calmly as he took the next exit.

I was surprised that the usually timid Gary was so assertive. But I was even more surprised by what we found in the toilet: the biggest pancake the four of us had ever seen!

RIP Brad!