Random Things I Overhear At School

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“Do you want to be maced? Do you want your carrots to be seasoned?”

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*literally yelling across the lunch room*: “YOUR TUMMY IS OUT. YOUR TUMMY. GREYSON. YOUR TUM TUMS”

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“The only PDA I like is public displays of aggression”

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“Wow, that’s very hetero of you. Check yourself”

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Person 1: “that’s not very cutie patootie of you”

Person 2: “that’s right, cause I’m a man who eats only mud and drinks diesel”

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“Aw, I liked that arm. I’ve had it my whole life”

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“If you were a character from blues clues, you’d be the notebook”

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“You guys won’t believe me but I definitely saw Vin Deisel at Walmart”

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“The children yearn for the mines, bring them back to the dirt where they belong”

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“We are doing the funny but the funny be doing”

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Person 1: “Do you shower without clothes?”

Person 2: “No”

Person 1: “Good. You aren’t a whore”

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“If you tell me one pun, I’m going to kill you”

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“Tony Hawk is the most oldest teenager I know”

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“Oh no! The white homosapien is eating real food! Skittles!”

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“What are we epiphanizing about?”

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“If we pull all of the tables out, maybe it’s like a metaphor for capitalism”

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“I am the type of person to get stuck in a fridge and die in the 80s”