Confessions of A Chemist

I'm a student of Pharmaceutical Chemistry just looking for good puns

[blue-specs-studio]

Printable Anatomy Valentines

[zanypeanutx]

[dumb-science-jokes]

What a SAP.

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

Will you methylate your histones and allow me access to your genes?

[implicit-simplicity]

What does this compound do?

[boshtits]

[sciencepuns-blog]

Forever reblog

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

If I’m polar, you are nonpolar, and there is no detergent that could make us mix.

I’m afraid we cannot copulate, because you are causing behavioral isolation.

I’d rather undergo binary fission than sleep with you.

I would consider kissing you, but I’ve been told that matter and antimatter...

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

Mod K (systema-naturae) as well as the admins would like to wish everyone a gr8 Valentine’s Day! 

[sciencepuns-blog]

YES

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

[heartless-gallifreyan-hobbit]

I got really REALLY bored

and I guarantee my boyfriend will groan at every single one of these…and possibly throw objects in my general direction because they are so poor

[tyrannowhoreus]

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

Are you vaporizing from a solid state? Because you're sublime.

submitted by an anonymous non-mod

[kayla-been]

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

Everyone told me that your signals were like atmospheric oxygen on exoplanets, and that I shouldn't get my hopes up, but you are all that I've ever wanted.

[fuckyeahsciencepickuplines]

I'll protect you like a lysozyme, and forcibly digest anyone who tries to hurt you.

[magicaldeductions-deactivated20]

[diagramforasuicide]

SCIENCE GAME SO RAW

[exhusbands]

do you see this

this is a white cube

the license plate is the chemical equation for glucose

[my-time-and-space-deactivated20]

sugarcube