Shield Theyden

queer scifi and fantasy lover with no respect for canon. sarcasm and millenial feelings 

[peach-paradox]

having being anti death penalty as one of my core beliefs is fun because it really makes me realize how even progressive people want soooooo badly for there to be a category of people they can kill. I'm sorry but "group of people okay to kill" does not exist.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

first rule of fandom is everything goes back to destiel

second rule of fandom is everything goes back to kirk/spock

third rule of fandom is everything goes back to holmes & watson

fourth rule of fandom is everything goes back to achilles & patroclus

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

the funny thing is. I originally typed out "fifth rule of fandom is everything goes back to gilgamesh & enkidu" but then I thought 'no, I can't trust that people will be familiar with the epic of gilgamesh'

I should have known. nerd ass website.

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[depsidase]

[sinmonger]

Hollanov + tweets (part 2)

[jewelcoatfish]

hollanov taking an after game interview together because of plot convenience reasons and ilya was chirping the opposing team about their first line points per game being barely scraping 0.4 when shane tapped his arm lightly and ilya leaned towards him. all the reporters perk up because omg are we gonna see shane hollander disciplining ilya rozanov live???? this is TEA. and ilya just nodded and said

“apologies, my husband wanted to correct that their first line pgp was 0.34. which was more pathetic than i originally assumed.”

[raincitygirl76]

There will be a widespread assumption that Shane will slot into the marriage of the hockey husbands as a “nagging wife” stereotype. Policing Ilya’s public behaviour.

What everybody fails to realize is that Ilya has always been like this, and Shane married him anyway. As far as Shane is concerned, Ilya’s continual public chirping of the opposition isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

And while Shane has always presented himself as a blandly perfect role model, he’s also always been bitchy and judgmental about less talented players. It’s just that prior to now, he’s said all those things behind closed doors. Now that he’s been outed and his golden boy reputation has been torched, Shane can use his outside voice to say what he really thinks.

Eventually people figure out that openly hilarious chaotic asshole Ilya Rozanov and secretly hilarious media trained asshole Shane Hollander are actually perfect for each other. They not only match each other’s freak, they also match each other’s level of judgment about substandard hockey players.

[totearup]

Cliff can't believe he didn't figure it out sooner. The strange move to Ottawa. How happy he's been. And most damming of all, "Jane", it fucking rhymes!

He watches a highlight reel of Ilya celebrating with his line and realizes he's just going to have to accept it.

Ilya was in love with Zane Boodram.

[unrivaledhollanov]

[samehere-onlyone]

.....

No!*

*Yes.

[shouty-y]

Lesbian knights ⚔️

[queerliblib]

LESBIAN KNIGHTS, SAPPHICS WITH SWORDS boy have we got some books for you

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[jewelcoatfish]

interviewer: ilya rozanov, do you have any comment on the alleged homophobic comments targeting you in today’s game?

ilya: if they could just put their minds off where i put my dick and into where i put the puck, maybe they would notice that it is going into the goal

interviewer: shane hollander, do you have any comment on your husband and captain’s rather coarse language?

shane: is he wrong?

[hollanov248108]

In love with the idea of Ilya sitting Rose down like she did with Shane and him being like “lesbian 🫵🏻” and then the next time Ilya, Shane, and Rose hang out, she’s telling them how she can’t believe she didn’t realize she was gay and that all of the gay men she’s dated should have been a clue, etc. and Ilya looks her dead in the eyes and goes “not so gay you couldn’t fuck Shane Hollander”

[alittleorchidinsideofhim]

“Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother!”

The Montreal girl in question:

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[simzart]

Party Knight. ⚜️

[shillanov]

happy birthday to my bisexual drama queen, biggest fake idgafer, sensitive caring boy, irina rozanova’s pride and joy, funniest comedian of the nhl, hockey’s rat king and supreme chirper ilya rozanov. i love you my captain.

[scifi-they-wrote]

You live in the real world. My soul is forever trapped in the instrumental bridge of All the Things She Said while I witness Ilyas heart break