independent and headcanon-based portrayal of chad kensington from the friday the 13th 2017 video game . written by natalie , she / her , 18+ , mun is a brazilian portuguese trans woman .
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independent and headcanon-based portrayal of chad kensington from the friday the 13th 2017 video game . written by natalie , she / her , 18+ , mun is a brazilian portuguese trans woman .
dossier .
prompts .
chad smirked , taking the flask from nathan and raising an eyebrow at the mention of the girls . fingers tightened around the cool metal , though the motion was subtle , almost involuntary . he hesitated just a second too long before he took another swig , the burn of the alcohol making him feel a little more at ease . it wasn't anything he wasn’t used to hearing — that kind of talk , the way he and the other guys always commented on the girls at camp , made it feel like an instinctual thing . but there was something about nathan's attitude , the way he said it , that rubbed chad the wrong way . or maybe it was the way he didn’t say it , like there was an underlying tone to his words that chad wasn’t sure how to interpret .
still , he plastered that usual smirk on his face , playing it off like everything was fine . it was easy to pretend when it was just nathan — they were familiar enough to have their little back-and-forths .
" yeah , well , i'm not here to entertain a bunch of hot girls , " chad said with a careless shrug , taking another sip , eyes briefly flickering down to the flask . " and besides , none of these chicks are your type . " he let out a short , amused laugh , trying to hide the faintest trace of discomfort that gnawed at him for just a moment .
Nathan strikes the blunt up, getting the tip lit cherry red as he hits it several times before finally passing it over. The boy is undeniably selfish.
❝ What's that supposed to mean? Not my type. Like, not my type, or I'm not their type? ❞ He squints hard in the dark. ❝ You might not be here for that, but that's the best part. Tch! Cause otherwise? This is way too fucking lame. I wanna spend my summer getting laid, dude! ❞
Shifting in place, Nathan snorts audibly. Waiting for Chad to hit that shit, the young heir runs a shaky hand through his loosening hair. The day's gel has worn away, leaving him a little more raw and real.
❝ There's a girl in Seattle, but she's not here right now, so ... ❞
Victoria. Ironically named, actually. Sure, she's not his girlfriend, but she is something to him. Still, what he said stands true, and he doesn't even know why he's brought her up, but Nathan can't help it. He misses home, her, and being able to do whatever he wants. This is so fucked up.
❝ Y'know, it's whatevs, right? Like, what? She's probably not waiting for me. Pfft, I'm not gonna wait for her. I'm not her pet. And these girls? After this summer? I'll never see 'em again, so who cares? I'm sure as fuck not staying around here. I've got a life to get back to. For real? Fuck this place. ❞
chad took the blunt with the same practiced ease he used for everything — like nothing ever touched him . he took a drag , letting the smoke fill his lungs like it could somehow keep all the shit he didn’t wanna say locked inside . exhaling slow , he finally spoke ,
" i didn't even wanna be here . "
he said it like it was a joke , but there was no laugh behind it . just a curl of smoke trailing up toward the stars . his legs stretched out across the cold dirt , heels of his loafers scuffing the ground like he was trying to dig his way out of it . he passed the blunt back without looking at nathan .
" my parents practically shoved me here . they think it'll make the ‘kensington brand’ look great or whatever , " he said , dragging out the word brand with exaggerated disdain . " like anyone gives a shit about how it looks while some hockey-mask psycho is rumored to be out here slicing people up . "
a beat passed . then he suddenly jerked up , clearing his throat and reaching for the flask again to chase the honesty down .
" anyway , " chad said , grinning too wide , " you wanna get laid ?maybe you should throw a party . pop some bottles , light a bonfire , act like you own the place . "
[ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ?
the fear of being forgotten .
underneath all his smarmy charm , cocky jokes , and fake heroics , chad is absolutely terrified that none of it matters . that when he dies — no one will remember him . not really . not the real him . they'll remember some version of him he put on , the image he was forced to craft .
he doesn’t know how to be remembered for who he actually is , because he’s spent his whole life performing . that hidden fear sometimes hits him hardest when he's sitting alone at sunset by the lake , when the sky turns this intense , burning gold — and he realizes that even something that beautiful disappears without anyone even noticing .
but he'd sooner die — literally — than admit that to anyone .
instead , he just doubles down on being louder , cockier , and "unforgettable" in the worst ways .
hc + 😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon
the one thing that genuinely make chad happy — like really happy , in a way he doesn’t even fully understand — is watching sunsets alone by the lake .
chad sneaks away from whatever chaos he’s supposed to be supervising , he finds this one hidden spot on the shore where no one bothers him . for those minutes , he drops the act . just him sitting barefoot in the grass , dress shirt untucked , sleeves rolled up .
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₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis /headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.
[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?
Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.
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chad let out a short laugh , watching nathan's sudden shift in demeanor . chad wasn't exactly unfamiliar with moods , though he was hardly a trained psychologist .
" chill , bro , i'm not your fucking therapist , alright ? " chad said , voice laced with that signature cockiness . he took a deep breath and rubbed his hand through his hair .
he grabbed the flask back from nathan , unscrewed the cap , and took a long swig before offering it back .
" let's just fuckin' party . "
❝ That's what I'm fuckin' saying, ❞ he snorts.
When Chad nabs the flask from Nathan, he almost snaps at Chad for it. Upon its return, Nathan takes a quick drink to keep up. He places the blunt behind his ear, fishing for his lighter before finding success. Taking another chug of the stuff, he passes it to Chad to hold (or sip — it's whatever).
❝ And yeah, you're not. I pay someone to be my therapist, dumbass. Trust me, he's way better at it. You? Could use some work. ❞ Nathan quirks a brow, getting their smoke session started. ❝ Kinda lame there's no chicks, though. Some of these girls are pretty hot. Would make this way better. ❞
chad smirked , taking the flask from nathan and raising an eyebrow at the mention of the girls . fingers tightened around the cool metal , though the motion was subtle , almost involuntary . he hesitated just a second too long before he took another swig , the burn of the alcohol making him feel a little more at ease . it wasn't anything he wasn’t used to hearing — that kind of talk , the way he and the other guys always commented on the girls at camp , made it feel like an instinctual thing . but there was something about nathan's attitude , the way he said it , that rubbed chad the wrong way . or maybe it was the way he didn’t say it , like there was an underlying tone to his words that chad wasn’t sure how to interpret .
still , he plastered that usual smirk on his face , playing it off like everything was fine . it was easy to pretend when it was just nathan — they were familiar enough to have their little back-and-forths .
" yeah , well , i'm not here to entertain a bunch of hot girls , " chad said with a careless shrug , taking another sip , eyes briefly flickering down to the flask . " and besides , none of these chicks are your type . " he let out a short , amused laugh , trying to hide the faintest trace of discomfort that gnawed at him for just a moment .
chad's eyes flickered over to nathan , the smirk never fading from his face .
he caught nathan's eyes , looking for any signs of instability , but for a moment , all he saw was the same intensity nathan always wore . there was something about nathan’s presence — something unpredictable , but also familiar in a way .
" calm down , dude , " chad finally replied , tossing his hands in the air . " you gotta chill . take it easy . "
❝ Bro, that's not an answer. Stop telling me what to do. You know I hate that shit. ❞
Being controlled is like a trigger for Nathan. Everyone around here knows that. Don't fuck with me. Leave me alone. Fuck off. All of it is classic Nathan. Some respect it, others hate it, and a few are curious. Overall, he's not exactly disliked, but he's known for being cruel over kind by nature, and picking out who he deems 'cool enough' to hang with Nathan J. Prescott.
❝ I am calm. Don't push me. You wanna smoke or what, dude? ❞
chad let out a short laugh , watching nathan's sudden shift in demeanor . chad wasn't exactly unfamiliar with moods , though he was hardly a trained psychologist .
" chill , bro , i'm not your fucking therapist , alright ? " chad said , voice laced with that signature cockiness . he took a deep breath and rubbed his hand through his hair .
he grabbed the flask back from nathan , unscrewed the cap , and took a long swig before offering it back .
" let's just fuckin' party . "
"What did you think you would achieve with this?"
he shrugs nonchalantly , but the flicker of nervousness in his eyes betrays him . " uh , a lot , " he repeats , his voice faltering slightly as he clears his throat . " wasn't exactly planning on all of this . "
"It's cold. Do you have any whiskey?"
chad shifted his weight , glancing over his shoulder like he expected one of the senior staffers to pop out of the woods and narc on them . breath came out in visible puffs in the cold night air . he shoved his manicured hand into the inner pocket of his sleek designer jacket and pulled out a silver flask .
" of course i do , man , " chad said , flashing nathan that too-perfect smirk . he tossed the flask lazily toward him . " what kinda idiot do you think i am ? "
❝ Clearly not that much of an idiot. You got the good shit. I gotta blunt if you're down? ❞ He fishes it out of his pocket as if to prove he's not lying. ❝ My guy let me test a few bowls first. Hits heavy. So, you in? If not, take a few shots with me before you fuck off so I can smoke. ❞
His words are harsh, though his tone is teasing. Nathan isn't in a bad mood tonight — not for real, at least — and, to be honest, he could give a fuck about this gig. It doesn't mean shit to him. It's just to clean up his record, which is hardly spotless. At his age, it's getting long, and his mom is getting really fucking mad at him lately.
Shit, she's been mad since I was first put on probation. Whatthefuckever.
❝ C'mon, man, don't fuck with me. IN OR OUT? ❞
chad's eyes flickered over to nathan , the smirk never fading from his face .
he caught nathan's eyes , looking for any signs of instability , but for a moment , all he saw was the same intensity nathan always wore . there was something about nathan’s presence — something unpredictable , but also familiar in a way .
" calm down , dude , " chad finally replied , tossing his hands in the air . " you gotta chill . take it easy . "
❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜
chad leans back , tilting his head slightly .
" whatever floats your boat , " chad laughs , a sound that borders on condescending . " not like i was planning on sticking around anyway . you're so full of mood swings , dude . it's honestly exhausting . "
"It's cold. Do you have any whiskey?"
chad shifted his weight , glancing over his shoulder like he expected one of the senior staffers to pop out of the woods and narc on them . breath came out in visible puffs in the cold night air . he shoved his manicured hand into the inner pocket of his sleek designer jacket and pulled out a silver flask .
" of course i do , man , " chad said , flashing nathan that too-perfect smirk . he tossed the flask lazily toward him . " what kinda idiot do you think i am ? "
Questioning Sentences, Vol. 43
(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Are you by any chance trying to trace my whereabouts?"
"Could I have ever understood you?"
"Do you feel unstable?"
"Has anyone ever told you that you have a lot of bad dreams?"
"Does it get boring being right all the time?"
"Do you enjoy performing in front of people?"
"What were you like as a young man?"
"Is this a bribe?"
"How was my funeral?"
"Rather than just standing there, why don't you help?"
"Do you think it's appealing when you handcuff me to a car door?"
"How could you not be in love with her?"
"Would you like me to punish you some more?"
"Do you think I am your nemesis?"
"Are you conspiring with my mother now?"
"Are you beginning to appreciate my lack of sympathy?"
"If you only had one day to live, what would you do?"
"You do this a lot? Go places and think about killing?"
"I have known you to be absolutely reliable and capable of almost anything. Is that true?"
"Do you think that you are capable of killing your father?"
"Can you hear how paranoid you sound?"
"Did you ever stutter as a child?"
"Are you okay? Have you been drinking?"
"Have you ever been kissed by a man?"
"It's cold. Do you have any whiskey?"
"Have I always been such an asshole?"
"Not very smart, are you?"
"Are you mansplaining a gun to me?"
"Could you be on your best behaviour tonight? Please?"
"Do I seem different?"
"If I were to tell you it's not what you think, would you believe me?"
"What do you think about when you think about killing?"
"Do you promise that I'm going to be okay?"
"Why can't you go home? What happened to you there?"
"Do you feel like everything's changed all at once?"
"You are already dead, aren't you?"
"Why don't you grow a pair and tell me what you really think?"
"Who says dreams don't come true?"
"What could I possibly say to you that would make any difference now?"
"Who is she, and why is she being so mean to me?"
"Do you think I'd make a good mom?"
"Why are you so angry with me? What have I done?"
"I forgive you. Will you forgive me?"
&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( various dialogue prompts to send to your worst enemy (affectionate). feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜
❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜
❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜
❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜
❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜
❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜
❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜
❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜
❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜
❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜
❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜
❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ just stay out of my way. ❜
❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜
❛ what is it you want this time? ❜
❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜
❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜
❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜
❛ can we please just talk? ❜
❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜
❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜
❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜
❛ oh, so now you care? ❜
❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜
❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜
❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜
❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜
❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜
❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜
❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜
❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜
❛ we're not good for each other. ❜
❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜
❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜
❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜
❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜
❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜
❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜
❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜
❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜
❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜
❛ is that a challenge? ❜
❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜
❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜
❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜
❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜
❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𓆩♡𓆪ㅤSUBTLE WAYS OF SAYING 'I LOVE YOU' ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ– a collection of subtle romance prompts. some suggestive. ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤplease change pronouns and verbiage as needed.
— dialogue based prompts.
i wish you would see yourself the way i do.
i'm tired of waiting for the day you realize i'm in love with you.
i saw this and it made me think of you.
my days feel better when you're part of them.
i noticed everything about you.
can i kiss you?
if you keep that up, i might just fall in love with you.
i thought i'd never feel this way again … and then you came around.
would you like to stay the night?
do you want to sleep with me?
friends don't kiss me the way you did and then expect me to forget.
i just want to sit here, eat cake, and forget the world outside of us exists.
i think my hand was made to fit in yours.
don't forget me.
— action based prompts.
the sender tucks wild hairs behind the receiver's ear mid-conversation, rendering the receiver speechless momentarily.
the receiver reaches for the sender's hand after the sender placed a blanket around the receiver's sleepy form, wanting to pull the sender to join the receiver.
the sender wraps their arms around the receiver's shoulders/arms from behind, no words spoken. they simply wanted a peaceful moment with the other.
the receiver has playfully stolen an article of the sender's clothing and the sender tries to steal it back, leaving room for playful and consensual forced proximity.
the sender runs through rain trying to catch up to the receiver after a disagreement that has kept them apart for a couple of days.
the sender stands in front of the receiver's door with a care package (full of candies, a teddy bear, and more) after the receiver had a terrible blind date.
General Sentences, Vol. 25
(Assorted original sentences. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"My word is final."
"So, this is where you work?"
"Do you promise that I'm going to be okay?"
"If you didn't come here to apologise, why are you here?"
"You're losing a lot of blood right now."
"I don't think I should talk to you."
"I love how delusional you are."
"What did you think you would achieve with this?"
"This is exactly why I hate coming here."
"What do you think you're playing at?"
"It wasn't my idea!"
"Sit down. I want to talk to you."
"You are nothing without me."
"When did you get so wise?"
"I know I'm going to die, but it won't be today."
"Do you enjoy performing in front of people?"
"I take my job very seriously."
"What does all this have to do with me?"
"You have nothing to be sorry about."
"Do you realise people think we're having an affair?"
"We're not that different, you and I."
"There is something seriously wrong with you!"
"You really know how to throw a party!"
"Are you suggesting a marriage of convenience?"
"Can't you give me a straight answer anymore?"
"If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you like to be?"
"I didn't think you'd come!"
"You're smarter than this. What's going on?"
"Why would I hang out with a loser like you?"
"I'm being set up!"
"Is that blood? Are you okay?"
"Trust me, I've done this before."