u frickin fricks

- Scorpio, at some point

[scmsdivinecultists]

Meet the Admins + Rules!

There’s approximately 6 people running this account and we are all a Mess™

Get to know us, u SCM Thotties

Rule for requests: Every admin has different rules (accessible in this post), but we’d appreciate that ALL requests must be addressed to a certain admin. Any requests that have no specific admin in mind will be promptly asked to pick an admin to answer their request.

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Tumblr: @teresa-yukibito

Pronouns: She/Her

Zodiac Sign: Cancer

Favourite god: I’m the softest thot for Dui <3 Talk to me any time abt him and I will have a lot to say

Personal thoughts on SCM:  This was my first otome game & the app was beautiful, it holds a dear place in my heart. That being said, the game itself has a very interesting storyline and concept, I just wish that there weren’t any comments about weight, a gay route, more interactions between the gods, or just more CGs without MC (now see I could make a pros and cons list abt SCM). Kinda offended that it ended on such a rushed note? For a finale of SCM, Voltage sure didn’t do it justice. In S2, there was no magic in the SCM universe anymore, just words on a screen. In this house we dont acknowledge S2. Let’s agree that SCM ended at Musings On Love (or Sequel Epilogue for our poor Prologue 2 gods) & all was good and well. 

Other Interests/Hobbies: I draw stuff sometimes

What I might put on this blog: I’m a big crackhead so ofc I’m putting in memes and textpost edits for the gods. I also accept headcanons/imagines for our fellow gods! You want crack? I got u. You want cute shit? I got you.

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(Admin Karebear’s Rules)

Name: Karebear

Pronouns: She/Her

Tumblr: @karebearotome (for all my other otome game shenanigans)  

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio (sun), Virgo (both moon and rising)

My Tag: #admin karebear (<--- use that if you want your ask/request to go to me!)

Favourite gods: Ichthys and Krioff <3

Personal thoughts on SCM: Star-Crossed Myth is the very first otome game I ever played! I personally prefer the Department of Punishments over the Department of Wishes, but nevertheless I look forward to playing everyone’s route and experiencing the stories of all the gods.

Other Interests/Hobbies: Writing, horseback riding and video games are my thing! Pokémon is my go to game and as for television shows, you can catch me watching either TMNT or Steve Wilkos (sometimes WWE too).

What I might put on this blog: On this blog I will be accepting requests for one-shots/scenerios/imagines for the SCM gods. If you want to ask a question about myself, go right ahead! I’ll answer as best I can! 

Quick Note: Although I own both games on the Switch, I have not played everyone’s routes yet. I apologize in advance if you request something for a god I’m not familiar with.

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Name: Maisey

Pronouns: She/Her

Tumblr: @voltage-supernatural-art

Zodiac sign: Sagittarius

My tag: #Admin Maisey (Use this if ya wanna ask me questions or maybe headcannons ?? Pre warned they’ll be shitt)

Favourite god: Huedhaut 🥺

Personal thoughts on Star Crossed Myth: Overall I love the game, but I do have issues with some of the plot holes (Krioff’s sequel) and the fact that season 2 was way too rushed. My main issue is more with voltage as a whole tho, 1.cancelling a great game 2. Forcing certain characters on us all the time 3. Season 2 of scm.

Other hobbies/interests: I’m a big ol’ weeb so I mainly just watch anime (hmu with suggestions btw) and play other otome games. Currently really into animal crossing tho.

What I might put on this blog: Just ya classic shit posts I guess ?? Depending on my mood I might rant about voltage or thirst over Hue, who knows ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

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Name: Moli

Pronouns: She/her

Tumblr: @john-bull-leun

Zodiac sign: piss off

My Tag: #moli (? ig) if u ask me a question which is, ha, unlikely, I’ll...answer it? I erm write and draw badly ig do with that what u will

Personal thoughts on SCM: voltage sucks, scm sucks, I hate it here.

FavoUrite god: smh auto correct tryna make me american. Zyg

Other hobbies and interests: N/A

What i might put on this blog: approximately nothing, I’m a coward

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(Admin Cupid’s Rules)

name: cupid <3

pronouns: they/she

tumblr: @lettersforcupid

zodiac sign: aquarius!

my tag: # admin cupid ,, use this for anything really

scm thoughts: scm is definitely my fav otome game? when i first downloaded it on the stand alone app, i was totally amazed w the entire zodiac god concept and i’m super sad that it’s not being continued anymore :(

fav god: it’s funny you think i can choose (aigo is my main b tho)

hobbies & interests: i like art, writing, being lazy and occasionally reading to feed my rotting brain cells :)

what i might put on this blog: for me to know and you to find out ;D // finally found out what kind of stuff i wanna post! it’s all in my rules

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Name: Lura

Pronouns: she/her

Tumblr: @poke-chann

Zodiac Sign: Aries

My tag: #admin lura

Personal thoughts on SCM: it’s dumb and I like it. MC sucks, give me hiyori instead

Favorite god: Zyg

Other Hobbies and Interests: I like drawing and I draw rly dumb shit unless I’m getting paid to be professional

What I might put on this blog: dumb art

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We look forward to posting random stuff on this acc and we hope to interact with y’alls soon! Enjoy our content!

[scmsdivinecultists]

Tumblrs being an ass and won’t let me get rid of the “3 notifications” I have for this account, potentially because it’s been dead forever. If making this post doesn’t help I might find a way to leave this account lol

If I leave remember to never stop pegging men ❤️

[teresa-yukibito]

SCM Gods at the Amusement Park - HC

Start date: 2021-05-05 actually so disappointing fr

The king’s idea of torturing the gods is way too tame so I decided to pick up the slack

Keep reading

[scmsdivinecultists]

are u still alive we miss u

Hey there! Admin Karebear here,

I want to apologize on behalf of everyone for just disappearing. We’re all still alive, none of us have just been actively playing otome. All of us are either occupied with work or school, or are exploring other interests.

For me personally, I’ve lost interest in Voltage Inc. after experiencing some other otome companies. I still love SCM, but I haven’t had the inspiration or desire to write anything otome related right now - all my focus has gone to Genshin Impact lol.

I can’t say what the future of this blog looks like but right now - we may return to it one day or we might not.

Once again I apologize to everyone for the disappearance. ❤️

[scmsdivinecultists]

Hi! It’s admin san here

Yes we’re all still alive and I’ve been reading other things that arent SCM and I simply find them more, uh, compelling? I love the characters in SCM and the game they’re put in just don’t pull me in anymore.

I’m working on my own solo projects as of right now but I do have unfinished headcanons in the drafts I can definitely post.

As for the blog, I may pop in once in a while with headcanons or you guys can request. I cant promise we’ll be consistent with updates but the people in our discord server have been inspiring me once again, so once I have a bit more time on my hands, you can expect a few more posts

Thanks for sticking around friends❤️ chat with us more

[scmsdivinecultists]

are u still alive we miss u

Hey there! Admin Karebear here,

I want to apologize on behalf of everyone for just disappearing. We’re all still alive, none of us have just been actively playing otome. All of us are either occupied with work or school, or are exploring other interests.

For me personally, I’ve lost interest in Voltage Inc. after experiencing some other otome companies. I still love SCM, but I haven’t had the inspiration or desire to write anything otome related right now - all my focus has gone to Genshin Impact lol.

I can’t say what the future of this blog looks like but right now - we may return to it one day or we might not.

Once again I apologize to everyone for the disappearance. ❤️

[scmsdivinecultists]

POV: You’re Teorus

[scmsdivinecultists]

What your fave SCM god says about you

I read one psychology article and now I’m all knowing. Hope at least one of these points apply to you simps

If your favourite is Leon, you are one of the following:

Youngest child

Outcast or the “popular” kid

Daddy issues

Your childhood dream was either to be royalty or be rich

You hyperfixate to many things

You might say ur not charismatic but you’ve had at least more than 1 person you rejected a love confession to

“You’re wrong, I’m right, shut up.”

You don’t fall in love easily but once you do, you fall hard

You like smug bastards or you have a bondage fantasy

Your favourite voltage game is one of the following: Kissed by the Baddest Bidder, Court of Darkness, Masquerade’s Kiss, or Kings of Paradise

You have fairy lights in your room filled with pictures or posters

You had a massive friend group but at least 5 people have left from then to now

You cling onto memories like they’re a lifeline

You have the latest phone or more than 3 leisure electronics

If your favourite is Scorpio:

You can’t be any taller than 5′6

You probably listen to bands and can’t go anywhere without your headphones

Really creative

Your favourite Shakespeare play was Hamlet or Macbeth

Have had or is going through an emo phase

Hates writing essays

Have 3 best friends max

You have definitely bought albums, posters, or merch of your faves

ur probably a weeb

you’ve broken a bone or you’re very knowledgeable in the medical field/how to harm the human body for some reason

dark humour is the best humour

Your friends are very concerned for you because of said humour

You like watching people play Monopoly bc of the chaos

into so many fandoms that you know the lore of your faves more than you know the material you learn at school

If your favourite is Teorus:

You are an only or youngest child

Spoiled

Daddy/Mommy issues

Abandonment issues

You feel like you fade into the background/don’t contribute much to the group

You feel like you are often forgotten

You’re close with your cousins

You probably have a pet

Taylor Swift or 1D for life

Have definitely threatened to kill or beat someone up despite you intimidating no one

You want to play an important role but you are so not the leader type

You like Ouran Host Club

You like the outdoors

You probably like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Your favourite disney princess is Rapunzel or Cinderella

If your favourite is Huedhaut:

You are definitely a romantic

You’re not an air sign (Gemini, Aquarius, or Libra)

You’re a moron or you make bad decisions and Hue is there to help balance that out

Chances are you read more fanfic than actual books

Your system is 70% caffeine

For some reason you have lots of random trivia

Have you considered therapy for your suppressed trauma?

Dungeons and Dragons fan

You’re really into alcohol or you despise it

Loyalty is the trait you admire most

You want to feel like a sassy and classy bitch but you gave up after 2 days

Your favourite ship trope is enemies to lovers or slow burn

A lot of pent up angst but you hide it 

you put other people > yourself bc you don’t want them to make the same mistakes you did

Why do you have so many memes saved?

Why do you have reaction pictures for everything?

If your favourite is Dui:

You’re probably not into guys

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

Either you’re a precious sunshine child or you are the most fucked up human in your friend circle

You have a choking kink

You either take sides in fights or you’re the middle ground

You make lots of threats but no one is acc taking them seriously

You probably are a massive manipulator

You’re psychotic and have violent tendencies 

Your best friend lives far away from you/ you have an internet friend that gets you more than your IRL ones

You say honesty is the best policy but you lie the most

Everyone comes to you for advice but you think you’re the most mentally unstable

You have identity issues and u change ur mind all the time 

Whatever you were as a kid, you’re probably the opposite of that now

If your favourite is Ichthys:

You are attached to the characters with the most trauma

You must not be a clean freak or your room is equally as messy as Ikky’s

Oldest or middle child (either way u have siblings) 

Never got to go to an amusement park as a kid 

Want attention/didn't get enough attention as a kid

You want Ichthys’ parents to adopt u bc they are the family stability you crave

Unresolved trauma and definitely not mentally stable 

You liked dinosaurs as a kid

You had pet fish as a kid and they all died bc you overfed them

Using anything else to escape ur reality 

Cartoons > real life actors

Probably hate seafood or afraid of the sea (ironic as it is)

Nostalgia is your best friend

Hurt/Comfort is your favourite AO3 tag

You collect random shit or you have a memory box

You are the reason child leashes were invented

You got into real dangerous situations as a kid and you’re wondering how you lived through that

Your comfort characters all got it the worst or are dead

If your favourite is Zyglavis:

How are those high expectations treatin ya? 

You either want to get into medical, sciences, or law

When you were younger you got enrolled in extra classes (swimming, piano, ballet, etc)

Your parents encouraged creativity until you got older and they told you to choose a more “realistic” goal

Good grades = everything and you’ll pull all-nighters to finish tasks or assignments

Former gifted student 

The actual smart kid in class 

YOU HAVE SELF ESTEEM/CONFIDENCE ISSUES

80s are not good enough for you or your parents

Overachiever for any reason 

Sleep? What is sleep?

A dom or a brat

You have strict parents or you have had pretty loose rules growing up

You had a lot of friends in grade school and now you have like 4 friends

You are no longer human, you’re just a walking husk of stress

If your favourite is Krioff:

You want to fuck one of Krioff’s family members

You have siblings

A pyromaniac or deathly afraid of fire

Commitment issues

You watch or ur a sports fan

You own an iPhone 6

You’ve ate forbidden items or you’ve thought about it (the fish tank pebbles, erasers, glass, slime, etc)

Everyone thinks you’re the awkward kid but no you’re just shy

You actually like the ocean waves

Once people get to know you, they got a whole thing coming for them

You either suck at driving or can’t drive

A great listener but you don’t feel like you give good advice

Conflict is a no no for you

You definitely had a glow up

You’ve befriended the seniors growing up

You either don’t like kids or you love them

You have a sweet tooth and everyone questions how you are not diabetic with the amount of sweets you’ve consumed

If your favourite is Aigonorus:

You’re either an insomniac or a hypersomniac. Whichever one, you don’t know how much sleep is enough sleep

You’re probably a sub

Commitment or abandonment issues

Desperate for validation and appreciation

touch/love/attention starved

You have a stuffed animal collection or you still have those childhood stuffed animals

You love the idea of love but you are not ready to deal with breakups

You wish you didn’t care but you care too much

Your aesthetic is cutecore

Probably into maid cat boys

Studio Ghibli or Sanrio stan

Comfort > style anyday

You only own sneakers nothing else

If your favourite is Partheno:

You’re definitely not into just guys 

You’re a drama kid and you are here for the tea whether it involves you or not

you have the receipts for everything

You were the one kid that played “family” or “house” every recess

no one knows where you get all your cute shit but it serves

have been suspected of witchcraft or considered the dark arts

Stole makeup from your fam as a kid and played with it

HIDE THE TRAUMA. HIDE THE PAST.

You already have a senior quote picked out

You’re either really horny or you just want to cry over how much you love so and so

“Why do men-”

You really want to own that Partheno doll in that one CG

Your most used social media app is Instagram or Snapchat

Your favourite demon brother from Obey Me is most likely Asmodeus 

If your favourite is Tauxolouve:

Your favourite KBTBB guy is either Baba or Mamo

You’re into music or theatre

Your ideal date is to go to an opera or a museum

You say you like/dislike something but end up changing ur mind later or when you try it out

In your opinion, the music nowadays is just not it

You recently found a receipt from Walmart for something you bought 5 months ago

Anniversaries are important

When making decisions, you pick the worst possible one

Your most expensive clothing items are your shoes or jewelry

You wish you could attend a ball and marry into royalty, like Cinderella

You like the idea of soulmates or string of fate 

Obviously or secretly insecure/self deprecating but you’ll raise all hell if your loved ones talk shit abt themselves

You want your partner to propose first

You like the underrated characters or your favourite characters are unappreciated

If your favourite is Karno you are:

You have childhood trauma, some of you are just not aware of it

You’re the parent of the group

You enjoy ships that have a mom/dad dynamic

Either you’re banned from the kitchen or you’re the one banning people from the kitchen

You were threated with the slipper or you threaten with the slipper

As a kid, you enjoyed Dora or Ni Hao Kai Lan

Your favourite trope is the found family trope

Either you’re an example to your family or you keep getting compared to other kids

An angel around the family but a chaotic bastard with others

You’re probably into some really kinky shit

You like Dangonronpa

Spiritual or religious

Probably had an imaginary friend 

You decided you were gonna turn your life around after reading/watching something and went back to the hot mess you were in 3 days

[scmsdivinecultists]

Rating the Gods: School Uniforms

I don’t know how this went from rating their outfits to lowkey student headcanons but life finds a way ig

[scmsdivinecultists]

A Day in the Department of Fuckery

Warnings: Occasional curse word and tons of crack.

Written by Admin Karebear

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It was a peaceful morning within the palace of the heavens. Although powerful beings such as gods did not need sleep, many retired to their private rooms when the sun set and spent quiet time with their families or lovers. The sun was half-way above the horizon now, painting the endless sky a shade of beautiful orange. Most of the gods who lived in the palace had yet to leave their rooms and begin work, but unfortunately, duty called for some at this hour.

“Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?” Teresa complained, dragging her feet down the empty hallway.

“Zyglavis.” Kare replied, turning her head left so she could look at her companion. “Apparently he requested to have the meeting at this time.”

“Who the heck approved it?”

“The king.”

Teresa groaned. “Of course he did. Probably wants to see me suffer.”

Kare smirked. “Well, our job is to amuse him.”

Teresa, the Goddess of Equality, had long black hair, dark eyes and wore eyeglasses for style. She served as the minister for the Department of Fuckery. Kare, the Goddess of Peace, also wore a pair of glasses in front of her brown eyes, though her hair was berry purple and stopped on top of her shoulders. Kare was chosen as the vice-minister for the new department.

The Department of Fuckery was created not long ago by the King of the Heavens. His Highness felt that the palace had grown too dull and was growing quite bored of his old tricks. So, by creating a new department with some of the most chaotic goddesses in the heavens, the king had found a new way to toy with the gods in Wishes and Punishments.

Reaching the large door at the end of the hall, the goddesses went in. On the other side was a grand room held for meetings between all three departments. As expected, the minister and vice-minister of Punishments were already inside.

“Good morning gentlemen.” Kare greeted the men upon entry.

“Good morning.” Zyglavis replied.

Instead of using words, Scorpio replied with a nod, not thrilled about the early hour either. The women took their seats on their side of the circular table, Teresa’s eyes fixing into a glare pointed at Zyglavis. The ambiance of the room turned from quiet to awkward in a matter of minutes.

Finally, Zyglavis let out a sigh. “Lady Teresa, is there something you would like to say?”

If it were possible, Teresa’s glare grew colder. “Yeah. What’s the deal with holding the meeting at this ungodly hour?”

“Punishments has a large task to complete later today. This time was best for us.”

“Oh, so we’re working around your schedule-”

“Teresa.” Kare cut in, giving the Fuckery Minister a look.

Teresa huffed and crossed her arms, slouching back into her chair. Kare wasn’t usually this uptight, but when it came to work that woman didn’t didn’t make a habit of messing around.

The door opened once again, revealing the missing Minister and Vice-Minister of Wishes. Leon, unsurprisingly, looked annoyed while Karno wore a friendly, relaxed expression.

“You’re late.” Zyglavis snapped, his tone sharp and unforgiving.

“Yes, we’re sorry.” Karno apologized, taking a seat. “There were some... distractions this morning.”

Scorpio scoffed. “Figures.”

The corner of Leon’s mouth curled up. “Spent the night alone again, did you?”

Scorpio clicked his tongue and narrowed his eyes. “Better then whatever disgusting woman you allowed into your bed.”

Kare bit her bottom lip and quickly clasped a hand over her mouth to hide her smile, trying to withhold the giggles bubbling in her chest. Teresa, on the other hand, burst into a fit of laughter, not caring when Leon’s glare shifted to her.

Zyglavis, who’s eyebrows furrowed another inch, cleared his throat. “It’s time to get started. Punishments doesn’t have the luxury of time the four of you do.”

“You wouldn’t be so behind if you got your problem children under control.” Leon said, a confident smirk tugging at his lips. “Perhaps you should transfer them to Fuckery. Seems like they’ll get more work done over there.”

Teresa wasn’t laughing anymore. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Ichthys would fit in, honestly...” Kare muttered.

The Fuckery Minister turned to her Vice-Minister. “Ok, he would, but that’s not the point.”

Karno, seeing that the meeting was going no where, decided to take things into his own hands. “I see that everyone has a lot of energy this morning. We should be able to get through this rather quickly if we begin now.”

Kare nodded in agreement. “Every Department has a problem child and we shouldn’t leave them unattended for too long.”

‘Our entire department is nothing but problem children.’ Teresa thought.

“Fine. We’ll start.” Leon said, sliding a paper across the table in Teresa’s direction. “What the hell is this foreign language?”

“I was going to ask about that, too.” Zyglavis added. “It’s incomprehensible.”

Teresa lifted a brow and picked up the paper, reading the first few lines. “Dammit, Cupid.”

Kare glanced over. “Don’t tell me she-”

“Wrote in human slang again? Why yes, yes she did.”

“Oh boy.”

Teresa cleared her throat and began reading out loud. “This week, I would like to report that there had been an increased number of thots roaming the palace. I have reason to believe these thots were given an invitation to enter by either Leon, Teorus or Tauxolouve from the Department of Wishes, though there is also a possibility that Partheno from Punishments is involved. I can’t help but LOL at how shook some of these thots looked; can’t determine if they’ve been ghosted yet or not. These thots were trying to flex, but I threw hands with those extra goddesses. In the end, I got them to spill some tea, hit them with a ‘Bye, Felicia’, then yeeted their salty asses out the door. It was lit and I wish someone was there to see me snatch their weaves. I can’t help but ROFL at how highkey desperate these thots are to sleep with any of the gods listed above. Now I’m hangry.”

Now finished reading, Teresa looked up at the others. Everyone seated at the table, except for Kare, clearly were unable to process anything that had been said.

Kare broke the silence. “Basically, we’ve noticed a lot of goddess wandering the halls and have had to escort them out. Make sure your guys clean up after themselves.”

Scorpio clicked his tongue, eyes narrowing in rage. “That miget wrote all that garbage for a simple explanation like that?!”

“You say garbage, I say work or art.” Teresa said, folding the report. “Anything else we can translate for you?”

Karno nodded and placed a smaller paper in Kare’s hand. “This was attached to the front of the report.”

Kare read the note first in her head, then out loud. “Tell Aigo to report to my office for a pegging.” Her brows furrowred and she turned to her superior. “What’s pegging?”

Teresa shrugged. “First I’m hearing of it. She must have learned a new word. Did Aigo go see her?”

“Yeah. The way he jumped out of bed and ran, he must know what that term means.” Leon said.

Zyglavis, who usually had a face of stone, was looking away from everyone in attempt to hide his reddened cheeks. This failed, though, as Scorpio noticed right away.

“What the hell’s wrong with you?” Scorpio asked.

Zyglavis cleared his throat. “Nothing. I don’t see why we are wasting time translating this nonsense.”

Leon smirked. “Oh-ho, so Minister Ponytail does know what ‘pegging’ means.”

“If I did, I would have said so, rabid lion.”

The meeting continued. Gods had a very different sense of time then humans did, but even for the goddesses in Fuckery, time moved painfully slow. When it was finally over, Teresa and Kare returned to their department. Inside were more members of the Department of Fuckery, who had finally left their chambers. Moli, the Goddess of Domination and Maisey, the Goddess of Submission, were having a casual conversation on large couch. Curled up on a single chair was Kay, the Goddess of Innocence.

Moli was twirling a lock of long, red hair around her finger. Her green eyes were focused on Maisey, listening earnestly to her friend. Maisey had long hair that started brown, then faded into a deep shade of green that matched her eyes. Kay’s blue eyes were cast down to the book in her lap. Her hair was also red, but cut to her shoulders. All three were dressed in the Fuckery uniform, which resembled those belonging to Wishes and Punishments, just more of a femanine style. Each goddess in the department wore a velvet-red arm band.

“Thank god that’s over!” Teresa exclaimed, disrupting the quiet atmosphere. “Cupid, you coward! Where are you?”

“She’s in her office.” Moli said, pointing towards the back of the department.

Teresa huffed and stormed towards the office. Kare, choosing to stay behind, took a seat on the couch as well, near Kay’s chair.

“How was the meeting?” Kay asked.

“Chaotic, as always.” Kare replied, nodding towards the book in the red-head’s lap. “Whatcha’ reading?”

“A book from Earth. It’s called 50 Shades of Grey.”

“Sounds interesting. What’s it about?”

Kay’s cheeks turned pink as she shook her head. “You don’t wanna know.”

Kare was confused by the statement, but chose to let it go.

Moli reached over and tapped the vice-minister’s shoulder. “How was Zyg?”

The purple-haired goddess shrugged. “He didn’t seem any different then usual. Although, I’m a little worried he may be over-working himself...”

Maisey raised a brow. “What makes you say that?”

“His face flushed red in the middle of the meeting. If gods were capable of getting sick I would assume it was an illness, but he seemed, I don’t know, embarrassed?”

“Zyg? Embarrassed?” Kay asked, not believing her ears. “Impossible. Over what?”

“Cupid wrote something about ‘pegging’ in one of her notes and no one could figure out what it meant.”

Moli, who looked concerned a minute ago, was now smiling. She almost looked proud.

“Oh, I see.” Moli said, picking up her glass from the coffee table and taking a sip.

Moli and Maisey exchanged a look. Only they knew the reason behind Zyglavis’ embarrassment and who was the cause of it. Kare was about to ask, but Kay quickly shook her head as of saying ‘don’t’. So, once again, Kare was left in the dark.

Maisey downed the rest of her glass. “I gotta ask Hue for more wine. This is good shit.”

“I can’t believe how high your alcohol tolerance is.” Kay said. “Or that your drinking this early in the morning.”

Maisey shrugged. “Gotta get fucked up to fuck things up, right?”

“Preach!” Moli exclaimed, raising her glass in a toast before chugging the rest of it. “Hey, Kare, you want some?”

Kare thought about it. “I really shouldn- ah, screw it. Why not?”

“What about you, Kay?” Maisey asked.

Kay smiled but politely declined.

~

Teresa lifted her hand to knock on the door, but decided against and threw it open instead.

“Cupid, what the hell is this?” Teresa asked the department’s secretary, waving the report from earlier in her hand.

Cupid, who had been calmly writing at her desk, paused to look at the Minister. Cupid, the Goddess of Infatuation, was small but mighty. She had short brown hair and brown eyes that matched. Also in the room was Ruby. Ruby, the Goddess of Dreams, was the youngest in the department and acted as Fuckery’s messenger while training beneath the others. She had dark, medium length hair and gentle brown eyes.

“Ew, it’s you.” Cupid huffed. “That’s the report, you hooligan. Maybe if you stopped putting sugar on your lettuce you’d have figured that out.”

“Sugar on my- At least I don’t go after basic human white boys!” Teresa snapped back. “I knew what this was. Why all the slang? The gods couldn’t make any sense of it.”

“I was doing my job and made the meeting more entertaining.” Cupid smirked. “How ridiculous were their faces?”

Teresa laughed. “I’ve never seen Zyg look more confused in my life. Scorpio was kinda pissed, Leon was flat out confused and Karno was just like ‘oh, ok’. It was priceless.”

“Um, no one is going to get in trouble, right?” Ruby asked nervously. “Those meetings seem important, so...”

Teresa shook her head. “They’re important, yeah, but we’re the department of Fuckery; we’re supposed to mess a around. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to be on the receiving end of the king’s boredom. That’s what Leon is for.”

“Ruby helped me with slang research.” Cupid said, patting the younger goddess’ head. “Good work.”

Ruby blushed. “T-Thank you.”

Teresa flashed Ruby a smile before turning back to Cupid. “By the way, what does ‘pegging’ mean? Leon and Karno want to know.”

Cupid laughed. “You don’t wanna know. Trust me. It will ruin you forever.”

“Nothing can ruin me more then the lot of you have.”

“Okay, you asked for it.” Cupid looked at Ruby. “Cover your ears for a minute.”

Ruby was confused, but did as told. Cupid approached Teresa and explained it to her quietly. When she finished, Teresa was frozen in place trying to process what she had just heard. Part of her wasn’t surprised, but at the same time, she was.

Teresa groaned. “Great. Now I have an image of you and Aigo-”

A voice suddenly shouted across the department. “Ladies! We have a problem!”

Teresa, Cupid and Ruby exchanged looks before racing into the main room where the others were. Kare, Moli, Maisey and Kay were still present, but one more goddess now stood amongst them. Bonnibell, the Goddess of Chaos, had a darker complexion then the others and was equally as beautiful with her curly dark hair and powerful eyes. In this moment, her eyes had a fire blazing behind them.

“B? What’s wrong?” Teresa asked.

“I caught a rat trying to sneak in here.” Bonnibell explained.

Ruby flinched. “A-A rat?”

“Poor thing must have lost it’s way.” Kay said. “We should release him outside.”

“Oh, it’s not that kind of rat.”

Bonnibell turned and headed out the door. The other goddesses were confused, but rushed after her, curious to see what their friend had caught.

Out in the hall, the goddesses found someone sitting on the floor, wrists and feet tied together. The god was wearing white clothing, had blonde hair and gold eyes. Everyone recognized him instantly.

“Teorus!” Kare exclaimed, eyes narrowing as her hands placed themselves on her hips. “What the hell are you doing here?”

Teorus laughed nervously. “I heard Fuckery was having some trouble with my goddesses, so I thought I would come guard the hallway. Can’t have anyone getting hurt, right?”

“Oh, so you’re the one who’s been letting all those thots in?” Cupid realized, crossing her arms.

“I don’t know what that means, but it sounds mean.” Teorus snapped his fingers to free himself from the bonds and stood up. “If you ladies are thaaaat jealous, my door is always open. I’ll accept you all.”

None of the goddess laughed. In fact, they were all harshly glaring at him. Teorus seemed to realize what grave he had just dug for himself and took off down the hall.

“After him!” Teresa commanded.

The goddesses of Fuckery gave chase, racing through the palace after the blonde god. Teorus could hear his heart pounding in his ears. He was so focused on the women hunting him that he didn’t think to slow down before racing around the corner. As a result, he ran face first into someone. The impact sent Teorus falling onto his ass.

“Ow!” Teorus hissed.

Krioff glared down at him. “What did you do that for?”

“Ah! Krioff!” Teorus exclaimed, still on the floor. “You gotta help me! The girls in Fuckery are reaaally mad at me!”

Krioff looked past Teorus to the mob of enraged goddesses standing before him. “I can see that.”

Knowing better then to get involved, Krioff turned his back and started walking in the other direction.

Teorus’ heart sank. “You’re not gonna help me?!”

“No. See ya.” Krioff replied, not looking back.

The goddesses pounced. Moli and Maisey each took a leg and started dragging Teorus across the floor, heading back to the department. The others followed, ignoring Teorus’ pleas for mercy and forgiveness. The goddesses hauled him into Fuckery and closed the door. Teorus’ screams could no longer be heard echoing in the halls.

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Minister Teresa: @teresa-yukibito

Vice-Ministed Karebear: @karebearotome

Cupid: @incurablecupidity

Moli: @john-bull-leun

Maisey: @voltage-supernatural-art

Kay: @jer-ich0

Bonnibell: @bonnisimpparker

Ruby: @currentlysleepy

[scmsdivinecultists]

Rating the Gods: Human Outfits

Looking at these hurt my brain and so my titles are slacking today

[karebear-otome]

⭐️ The Department of Punishments Playing Animal Crossing ⭐️

This is a collab I’m doing with @teresa-yukibito so make sure you check out her blog for the Wishes gods! (Click HERE)

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Zyglavis

Not much of a surprise, but Zyglavis is a completionist at everything, including Animal Crossing

For starts, he’s completed every room in the museum

And has collected every single DIY recipe in existence

Does he have at least one of every flower and fruit tree? You bet your chocolate ganache he does! ✔️

Definitely has a 5 star island

Not to mention his house has made the top rating with the Happy Home Academy

Logs on every morning at 8 AM sharp to make the morning announcements - any later time is unacceptable, even if the announcements play at any time of day

Visits Scorpio’s island frequently to sell his fruit for a higher price

Isabelle is his home girl. You can’t tell me otherwise

Religiously goes after those Nook Miles 🙏🏻

Speaking of Nook, no one is faster at paying loans off then Zyglavis

I’m talking pays them off the second he receives them kinda quick

Same goes for tasks given to him, he completes them right away

Most of the letters that appear in Zyg’s mailbox are hate letters from Leon. Has no idea how Leon got on his friend list

Scorpio

Has a love hate relationship with Animal Crossing

Scorpio is the player who abandons his island for a week and doesn’t give a crap about his sad villagers when he returns

Is the one who wacks villagers with his net when they annoy him

Only gives Blathers bugs just to spite him. Doesn’t care for the museum other then that

Can’t stand C.J (Neither can I honestly. Annoying ass beaver, go back to Canada and get drunk on Tim Hortons ice caps)

Has a grudge against Tom Nook

Like a deep, personal grudge against Tom Nook

This is why he won’t upgrade his house past the first stage - he refuses to pay that trash panda a thing

There are only two things Scorpio likes about Animal Crossing

The first is his pet Scorpion

The second is his island full of apple trees. Like full of apple trees 🍎

Says any other fruit is unnecessary

Sends Leon hate mail with some sort of trash he fished up from the ocean as a gift, just as a reminder✨

Leaves threats on the notice board when he visits other islands, mainly Ichthys’

Krioff

Has absolutely no idea what he’s doing

Doesn’t have a single thing built. Not even a house

Krioff thrives on the tent life

DIY recipes are useless. He has no idea how to craft things beyond basic tools

Believes his character gets hungry so he eats fruit often

Then wonders why rocks smash to pieces the second he hits them with his axe🤷‍♀️

Only has his two starting villagers, but that’s all he needs✨

Is constantly getting stuck. His most used app on the Nookphone is the rescue app

When winter comes, he struggles with building Snowboys

They either come out unproportionate or the snow balls end up getting smashed against a tree

Somehow ended up on an island blessed with shooting stars

Celeste is constantly on his island

Refuses to open his island to the other gods - he’s embarrassed about his lack of progress

This is why he spends more time on other islands then his own

Partheno

The only villagers on his island are girls he finds cute

Gifts them new clothes on a regular basis

Gotta keep them up to date on the latest trends, you know?

Somehow manages to find rare villagers easily

Doesn’t invite half of them 🙄

Tries to flirt with his villagers. Obviously it doesn’t work

When his villagers ask him questions, oh boy... be prepared for some very ‘Partheno’ answers

Believe it or not, is a skilled flower breeder

Spends a lot of time at the Able Sisters’ store

Needles to say, his character is decked out

He’s got the royal crown accessory wHaT-

Must have gotten all those bells from his Animal Crossing sugar daddies 💰

And yes, he’s catfished Tauxolouve into becoming one of them

Doesn’t give a crap about the museum or anything else. The only things he hunts for are fossils to sell for more money

Dui

Much like Partheno, Dui’s main focus is his villagers

Dui is best friends with all 10 of his villagers

Gifts each one every single day. Puts a lot of thought into these gifts as well

Gets depressed when a villager leaves, but feels bad if he begs them to stay

Sweet guy just wants them to be happy 🥺

Makes sure to attend every event and ceremony on the island. Hasn’t missed a birthday either

If he misses a day, he’ll feel guilty for a week

How could he leave his villagers to worry about his disappearance?

His island is nicely decorated and planned out. Made sure there were plenty of bridges and stairs for his villagers

Speaking of his island, he has an entire section dedicated to an orchard of cherry trees 🍒

His favourite outfit is the clothes made from cherries

His gate is open 24/7 for visitors

Adores the seasonal DIY recipes. Determined to craft all of them

Walks the beach each day collecting sea shells

Ichthys

One word: pranks

Pitfall traps

Burying random items on people’s island

Digging up an excessive amount of holes and leaving them open

Scorpio is his primary target. Doesn’t fear him in Animal Crossing

Of course that thought changes when he runs into the Vice Minister in the parlor...

Ikky’s house is a replica of his real room; toys all over the place and a living ocean wallpaper

Time travels constantly 🕰

This is why his island is covered in weeds

Has convinced himself that he’s best friends with Timmy and Tommy

Blows all his miles on Nook Miles tickets

Has a knack for finding rare and expensive fish 🐟

Goes without saying that the aquarium in his museum is complete

Is actually filthy rich but never spends his bells. Begs Teorus to buy him things

[teresa-yukibito]

Wishes Playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons - HC

2021-02-04

Yes I am procrastinating and yes I play too much animal crossing lets go

This a a collab with @karebearotome and you can find the Punishments edition right here  ♥️

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[scmsdivinecultists]

this is a mass text does anyone know if we have full body human outfit pictures of the gods? or am i just gonna have to use what the game gave us (eg this:)

- Admin San

[scmsdivinecultists]

Hi I really love the ranking the gods forms post that you did and I thought you might want to know a little more info about Tauxolouve, the glove that he wears is to do with archery and protects the wrist from the bow string and the thing on his thigh, probably is for the arrows to be kept in.

Hello to you too, our lovelies! And thank you! I spent my entire weekend doing that LOL

And oh my gosh I think I had this exact same conversation with Admin Karebear about the gloves. Please tell me you’re joking I’m gonna feel SO BAD for making fun of his gear.

Okay this was the image I could find that looked most like Lou’s gloves and I stand corrected. (his pinky gonna get cold tho someone link ur pinkies with Lou)

As for his lil arrow holder (quiver?), I’ve never seen these attached to the hip before. It does make me wonder why he would need one however since he doesn’t store his arrows, he materializes them in his hand.

But thank you, I learned some new stuff about archery today and now I have no excuse to call quivers “arrow pockets” anymore. Dang it lmao

~ Admin San

[scmsdivinecultists]

Rating the Gods: God Forms

I got bored and spent 2 days trying to be funny instead of doing requests lol enjoy.

hope i didnt piss off too many people

I’m coming for the human outfits next. These hoes aren’t safe just yet.

- Admin San

[haidosakura-san-deactivated2021]

A comfort blanket 😍 cute!!

Inspiration from; https://scmsdivinecultists.tumblr.com/post/634540278195306496/the-gods-as-parents-hc

Anon asked: “Admin San! Headcanons for what the gods are like when MC is pregnant/gives birth please? Thank you.”  Hello! Thank you so much

[scmsdivinecultists]

whhhhaaaaaaa I didn’t know this existed?? HELLO?? ITS GORGEOUS!!

I’m glad you got inspired lolol your art is so cute! The features and everything are so soft how did you manage to achieve that? And the blanket is a coral shade too how adorable 🥺🥺

OP please never stop sharing your art it’s a blessing to the fandom

- Admin San

[haidosakura-san-deactivated2021]

Thank you so much, this makes me so happy!

I used markers for the colouring, made the template for the drawing first, so I could put the template under another piece of paper, that way I could draw it without all the outlining everywhere.

[scmsdivinecultists]

Oh wow I should try that. You have a great selection of markers and without the outline, every feature looks so much softer and smoothed out. I really like the way it looks. You have a talent with those markers over there for sure.

- Admin San

[haidosakura-san-deactivated2021]

A comfort blanket 😍 cute!!

Inspiration from; https://scmsdivinecultists.tumblr.com/post/634540278195306496/the-gods-as-parents-hc

Anon asked: “Admin San! Headcanons for what the gods are like when MC is pregnant/gives birth please? Thank you.”  Hello! Thank you so much

[scmsdivinecultists]

whhhhaaaaaaa I didn’t know this existed?? HELLO?? ITS GORGEOUS!!

I’m glad you got inspired lolol your art is so cute! The features and everything are so soft how did you manage to achieve that? And the blanket is a coral shade too how adorable 🥺🥺

OP please never stop sharing your art it’s a blessing to the fandom

- Admin San