Scooper Trooper

Ask Steve Harrington something! Go on. Do it. I dare you. This is the first Steve dbd ask blog btw uwu(founded July 9, 2019)

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[animalbody]

nothing makes me more nervous than my bus taking a different route then it normally does like???? where are u taking me

[animalbody]

me: I’m the king of public transportation, a ghoul haunting the streets that run like veins through this city-

the bus: turns left where it normally goes straight

me: I am naked and alone in this universe and no one is watching over me

[scoopertrooper-dbd]

Pyramid head working at hooters. That is all

[ceo-entity]

I miss the old days.

All we had to worry about was a bitchass mime and the car that ran over Jason and me evolving to CEO and coochie discourse and Damien killing folks that one time and Huntress’s promotion and LITERALLY EVERYONE HARASSING ME TO GIVE HER THE PROMOTION AND THEN A SECOND PROMOTION OR RAISE and Freddie Freaker and johnny being an absolute chewtoy and everyone adoring Mothman and Croissant and he who will NOT be named and and and

ah

i am…longing.

[scoopertrooper-dbd]

I miss mothman’s milk

[prettyyoungtragedy]

Don't say acab because it's not acab. Saying that is making you part of the problem!!!

It’s ACAB until police officers who are against police brutality put down their weapons and stand in the line up AGAINST their fellow officers. 

Its ACAB until police officers who SEE police brutality happening IN FRONT OF THEM and call it out!

its ACAB until police officers stop abusing their power and speak out against their fellow officers who hide behind “The badge and saving their skin”. 

Its ACAB until ALL police officers ACTUALLY PROTECT AND SERVE and not silence us. 

Until then?...its fucking ACAB!!! 

[needsmoarcat]

[kittymudface]

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

[lutefiskcrowsandbeef]

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course).  Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

[leannewoodfull]

Amazing.

[fromseveralroomsaway]

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

[lance-the-kanto-dragon-master]

AND THE WAY IT NODS OMG

[lazysmirk]

Just in case you forget this exists.

It exists.

[dragonofdarknesschaos]

With those “when you want to design a character but you don’t know color theory” posts flying around I thought this would be relevant again.

[secretsivekept]

SLAMs THE REBLOG BUTTON

[niyarest]

there’s also Coolors website that gives you randomized palettes!

[tmifangirl3096]

Colors

[catchymemes]

[the-v-gees]

My colorblind ass cant see shit

Frick

[mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108]

u got it right amfjskgkskgk

[jake-everfree]

Not perfect, but I think I got it for colorblind people (seeing as i am one).

[secret-agent-mermaid]

Reblogging for the non-colorized version because my colorblind husband was finally able to see this meme his friends teased him with

[parskis]

damn how bad was this reporter hurt by an octopus

[kickbeer]

a clam wrote this 

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[tahthetrickster]

Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???

[cursedcharley]

Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file.

Don’t do this. Do not.

[littlegreendorito]

I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well.

Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job.

[aroyalmoon-deactivated20211014]

Use Paypal Invoices. 

I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes. There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission). And there’s also a box for your Terms & Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it.

ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you. And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you.

[thelilnan]

ALSO A HUGE TIP: Invoices paid will automatically set up a shipping notice which, if not fulfilled, can land you in SERIOUS hot water with PayPal. Since a lot of artists don’t print and ship the commissions, this is a huge problem.

However! Totally manageable. Just go to your PayPal, scroll down to find Seller Preferences

>> Shipping Preferences

>> Display Ship Button. Make sure all the boxes are unchecked. Then you’re all set!

[captain-spicypants-deactivated2]

As a big supporter of artists, don’t you ever fucking dare fuck over an artist like that. Like don’t. And if they take their time to do a good job, don’t shit all over them for it! Don’t be a fucking ass hole. Just don’t. These people put a  LOT of work and time and effort into their artwork. Just don’t be that guy. Often times these artists aren’t even getting what they deserve in compensation. 

[happykittyshop]

I am very grateful my customers have been good to me, but I’m spreading the word.

[guzma-reader-hell]

Very important!

[theakaning]

As a new artist, I’m very grateful for this post. Never knew this. Thank you.

[queercbc]

Wanted to see these characters say their Harley Quinn dialogue with their TNBA designs.

[tddkart]

What Isabelle has been doing while waiting for you to upgrade resident services.

[scoopertrooper-dbd]

"Hey Steve," said Ghostface who was creeping around the corner, "Wanna see my photo collection back at my apartment? I just put new ones up."

“I don’t do anything I wouldn’t want Dustin doing”

[scoopertrooper-dbd]

How long do you think it'll take before Eleven uses her powers to crack a portal between the Entity's realm and yours, and save you guys?

“ It took her a lot of power to get the Mind Flayer symbiote our of her leg, I’m not sure when she’ll get her powers back”

[scoopertrooper-dbd]

"Look over there! Nancy just tripped and hurt herself! (steals ice cream tubs behind your back)" -Nea Karlsson.

“Nice try Nea. You know stealing is illegal. Now I’m just gonna turn around and tie my shoes, don’t you dare try to leave the store through the back entrance where there’s no cameras. And definitely don’t take the extra ice cream from the back. What’s a big business gonna do if you take the ice cream that they sell at obscenely high prices” @eatspraypaint

Hey guys! I’m back from my hiatus due to a certain world event that has canceled my school and has me social distancing myself. I’m sorry that I’ve been gone so long. I lost my tablet pen so until I get a new one imma have to reply to asks on paper ;-;

[scoopertrooper-dbd]

Hey guys!

I’m sorry I’ve been gone so long. I got super busy with work in late August and September. Then I started school late September and since I’m art major I’ve hardly had time for myself. I’ve been so busy but I’m back now! I’m going to try to move this blog in more of an interaction kinda blog and post a reply with a drawing at least once a week! (Though I’ve been playing DbD when I do have time and honestly I love Steve more than I thought was possible) I’ve missed y’all and hopefully you don’t hate me