[medievalthymes]

girls when they get overstimulated in the grocery store

[sexbooksandvacations]

[sepulchretide]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS WHAT MODOK LOOKS LIKE IN THE NEW ANT MAN MOVIE

[finder-plus]

"They call you Ant-Man...? Like an exterminator? Sorry, but I don't have any picnic problems. I actually think it's kinda fun to zap little...bugs that annoy me..."

[gunsandfireandshit]

[mar64ds]

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

[mar64ds]

[rhinozilla]

You know what I'm a slut for? When a character visibly drops a ruse. Like, the way their face changes the moment they give up a facade and reveal themselves.

This applies to revealing love, apathy, anger, evil intent. I mcfuckin love it.

[anthonyvolpe-deactivated2023081]

that medieval peasant you’re trying to kill with hyper-pop is gonna make you clean and butcher a chicken and you’re gonna throw up.

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, August 18, 1908

[lungthief]

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]

[dracolunae]

They should invent a word for the immeasurable disappointment when something that you thought was an animal because of shitty eyesight turned out to just be a bag or something

[simpsorama]

[edwad]

describe nyc in 3 words

new york city

[milfsisyphus]

lord the women you put on earth to enjoy media are being forced to log in to outlook and microsoft teams

[carfuckerlynch]

waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[kristenbouchard]

resume. cover letter. linkedin. emails

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i think about this every day