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Bran: Not really! I shove the whole circle in my mouth at once usually. It hurts my cheeks a little but it's more fun than biting at it. How many bones have you broken?! You're like an honorary Isle kid if you've broken more than five.

Sccoter: OH! That gets the job done real good! My dad says thats rude tho so I can’t do it anymore 😔 Um I don’t know! I lost count! Ice skating and hockey are no joke. So i’m def an honorary isle kid, how cool!

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Bran: I GUESS you can eat them in broken pieces but that's less fun! I love when they look like perfect circles, it's very satisfying. Have you ever broken your hand? How bad does it hurt? I've broken bones before but not little ones, and that feels like it'd be different.

Scooter: But when you eat it it’s not gonna look like a perfect circle anymore and isn’t that less satisfying? Yeah like three times! It hurts real bad. Not as bad as when I broke my elbow and both my legs, but like still pretty bad. I broke just my pinky once and I almost barely noticed for awhile!

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Bran: I really REALLY don't want to ruin the cookies, so if mixing sugar with butter will save them, I'll do that! But if it still might injure them... I guess I can break my hand a little bit?

Scooter: It’s not going to injure them! They’re cookies! If you break any you can just eat them! But breaking your hand a little bit can be fun too! You just have to be careful not to break your hand ON the jar or they both get broken. Or sometimes just the jar.

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Bran: Hey, quick question, but how does one get their hand out of a cookie jar without breaking said cookie jar?

Scooter: You either break your hand or pour butter in there to make your hand slippery! But you have to make sure you put sugar on the butter or you’re going to ruin all the cookies kind of!

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Brody: DUDE DUDE DUUUUDE YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO? GO TO THE CARNIVAL! IS THERE EVEN A CARNIVAL AROUND? THERE SHOULD BE! LET'S FIND ONE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Scooter: YES!!! I LOVE CARNIVALS!!! IDK BUT IF WE CAN’T FIND ONE MAYBE WE CAN BUY OUR OWN!!

if you had to mack on a dude right now, what dude would it be and why?

Probably any one of my hockey friends? They're all really good bros and they seem like they'd be decent kissers if I needed them to be!

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are you the jealous type?

Not usually? I’m usually used to sharing with everyone or at least getting everyone to share with me. But I did NOT like sharing @lysslumos with @mylesmedusa, so I hope that never happens again.

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have you ever thought about maybe getting to run camelot someday?

Nope!

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why do you like the current person you like?

She's just so smart and pretty and NICE! On top of like easily being the coolest girl in our grade. What's there not to like about @lysslumos?

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Brody: HOCKEY'S INTENSE IN GENERAL! SO YEAH! DEFINITELY GOD STATUS, EVEN IF YOU DON'T THINK SO!

Brody: TWO DAYS? DID ANYBODY GO LOOKING FOR YOU OR JUST LEAVE YOU THERE?

Scooter: I GUESS! BUT DUDE IF I WAS REAL GOD STATUS, I WOULD HAVE A WAY STRONGER TOLERANCE THAN WHAT I HAVE NOW! I WOULDN'T BE THAT DRUNK EVER!

Scooter: YEAH! I THINK SO PROBABLY BUT IT WAS JUST TWO DAYS SO FOR MOST OF IT EVERYONE JUST THOUGHT I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY PHONE!

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Brody: HOW? ARE YOU SOME KIND OF GOD OR SOMETHING? HOW CAN YOU GET THAT DRUNK AND BE OKAY?

Scooter: IDK! I'M DEF NOT A GOD OR ANYTHING. IDK HOCKEY PARTIES ARE INTENSE. I DON'T STAAAY OKAY EVERY TIME. SOMETIMES I PUKE, SOMETIMES I WAKE UP TWO DAYS LATER UNDER MY BED.

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Brody: Pro tip: never drink that much. It took me way too long to first read what you said and then to actually figure out what it meant and DO it.

Scooter: haha! Idk man I've gotten REALLY drunk before a lot of times, it could've happened already. But my bad dude, it made sense to me when i sent it!

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Yoyo: RIGHT?! Would you be willing to be the dude aboard the maiden voyage? Boldly going where no scooter has gone before?

Scooter: Dude! Yes of course! Would I go forward really fast or would I go up into the sky? I'm cool with whichever but I gotta know!

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Yoyo: Okay, but consider this -- A SCOOTER WITH ROCKETS ATTACHED TO IT! Yes or yes?

Scooter: Dude more like HECK YES! That would be sick!

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Addison: What? No, I meant like HANGING OUT WITH ME! Although I SHOULD start a company; people have their own photography businesses, it's not a crazy concept.

Scooter: OH! You could’ve just said that! Yeah, we should hang out!!! Ya forreal! I’d totes pay to have you take pictures of me at all my games and stuff! You’d be so great! 😀

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Myles: I doubt I'll get TOO into Vines, Tiktoks are just way easier to watch and just show up magically curated for exactly what I want to watch! I'm not totally convinced it's not actually magic, btw.

Myles: I meant it like that's attractive, but sure. And okay, good, that's one thing, you can't whistle -- is there anything else you can't do? Like anything at all?

Scooter: So true! Well usually? I used to get a lot of sports videos but something broke I guess now I get a lot of people with puppets and random creator houses. What side of tiktok are you on?

Scooter: Oh! Uh? I can't talk to animals? Or be king one day? Or Speak in spanish?

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Dawson: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

Scooter: Dude what! That sucks! What even happened! And how's the Mrs takin it?

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