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@brangwenboogie
isaac-lightfoot:
Sweet!!! Let that fire in you burn with passion! We can start a revolution! We’re not the only students who feel we shouldn’t be dress-coded. We’re adults and we gotta stand up for what’s right! You with me?
Okay, you seem way better than me at burning with passion, so if you’re down to start the revolution, I’ll stand behind you, O Captain my Captain! How do we even begin though?
So... I just got sent to the headmaster's office because I was still wearing my butterfly wings from Halloween and I'm so confused. I've been wearing them every day since and this is the first time I got in trouble and I’m not causing any trouble? Does this count as being dress-coded? Because it feels awful and I want to fight back but I don’t know how. Any ideas?
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Isaac: okay I'm just curious !!! if you had a band what would you name it?????
Bran: The Beetles! Because I love bugs and I don't know, it sounds good for some reason.
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Bianca: I would hold a scorpion which is kind of weird but they don't freak me out as much as spiders.
Bianca: Well you could just hold it and I could look at it from a safe distance.
Bran: OH SCORPIONS ARE FUN! Let's get some of those!
Bran: That could be fun! Thanks, B.
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Isaac: You're totally welcome, my friend! I told him that he needs to search his heart for some healing if he thinks killing a life just because he can is okay. And then he tried to say why does it matter it's just a bug so i told him he could either step away from the bug or i could crush him and he chose appropriately.
Bran: alkfj
Bran: There must be something severely wrong with him but at least he chose correctly when the time came. Would you have really crushed him if he didn't? I'd threaten that to people but I don't think they'd take me as seriously as they'd take you, even though for a bug, I would absolutely cut a bitch.
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Isaac: this guy just purposely tried to step on a rolly guy so i told him off. you're welcome :D
Bran: You did? My hero! And more importantly, the pill box bug's hero! Thank you so much! What did you tell him? And WHY was he trying to purposefully hurt an innocent?
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Bianca: But humans are also cute and cuddly for the most part...
Bianca: I'm so sorry to let you down Bran... Maybe Louise would be more able to help you out with that?
Bran: And tarantulas are also cute and cuddly! They're actually very cuddly! Have you ever cuddled one?
Bran: It's okay. It's just kind of sad, you know, to know that so many people judge these adorable little things based on how they look. Which also doesn't make sense to me. They look so soft to me!
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Bianca: Honestly? I can deal with putting spiders back outside using my bare hands, but tarantulas are a bit too big and hairy for my liking. Sorry Bran.
Bran: What's wrong with big and hairy?! We're definitely bigger and hairier than tarantulas as a species but you still like humans, don't you?!
Bran: Sorry, that was intense. What I meant was "that's a shame! I wanted a picture of a friend holding a tarantula and I wanted that friend to be you but that's okay if you're scared of a completely harmless arachnid!"
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Chloe: AWWW, THANK YOU!! And of course!! I can't wave my theater geek flag proudly if I'm not thoroughly well-versed!!
Chloe: I KNOWWWW. GHBHGBGH I'm soooo not good with creepy stuff or, like, scary movies. That's why, even though I watched it because it's a musical, I haven't been able to make myself watch it again. 😨😨😨
Bran: Do you have an actual theater geek flag?! That's so cool! What does it look like?
Bran: I usually like scary stuff, but like the blood and flesh type gore really isn't my kind of thing. Also, there's a lot of dead bodies but zero maggots or flies? I don't know, it just seems like bug erasure.
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Abbie: Why??? And would dropping your body off in the Isle be legal??? I didn’t know we could go back! I would never steal your babies! 😧 I don’t steal anymore and I def wouldn’t start again on something so hurtful!
Bran: I don't know why it's illegal but it IS! And I don't know, I don't see WHY leaving a body on the Isle would be illegal. Maybe it's not just because no one's ever done it before so there wouldn't be a law about it! And oh no, I meant more of like adopting one of my babies because they decide they love you more! Which I'm sure at least one of them will. I'm betting on Crackle.
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Sccoter: OH! That gets the job done real good! My dad says thats rude tho so I can’t do it anymore 😔 Um I don’t know! I lost count! Ice skating and hockey are no joke. So i’m def an honorary isle kid, how cool!
Bran: It does! And it feels good too, kind of. I like the feeling of my mouth having to stretch around something, you know? And your dad isn't around EVERY time you have cookies, surely, right? Oh wow, awesome! Welcome to the glamorous life of an Isle Kid! Now you have to pick what color you'd dye your hair if you had to, it's the rule.
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Abbie: Let me know if you can or not! I can’t think of a good reason why you wouldn’t be able to, but you never know. I do have some on me now!!! That’s so so lucky! Hooray!!
Bran: Apparently it's "illegal" 🥺 so I'll just have to ask somebody who loves me to take me back to the Isle where laws don't really exist and just leave me there to rot. And lol that IS lucky! Just promise not to steal any of the babies, even if they love you more than they love me.
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Scooter: But when you eat it it’s not gonna look like a perfect circle anymore and isn’t that less satisfying? Yeah like three times! It hurts real bad. Not as bad as when I broke my elbow and both my legs, but like still pretty bad. I broke just my pinky once and I almost barely noticed for awhile!
Bran: Not really! I shove the whole circle in my mouth at once usually. It hurts my cheeks a little but it's more fun than biting at it. How many bones have you broken?! You're like an honorary Isle kid if you've broken more than five.
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Abbie: Ummmm idk maybe not? Still seems scary? Maybe you can get buried raw? Can the bugs still eat and live in you then? You're welcome! I hope so! Cockroaches usually like me lots! Mostly because I always have dried up pop tart crumbs in my pocket, but still!
Bran: Yes, that's a great idea, like how people bury their pets! I didn't know that was a thing they let happen to humans but I'm looking into it now. Pop Tart crumbs are a great snack for anybody but especially little buggies. Do you have some on you now? If you feed them, they'll DEFINITELY love you!
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Abbie: Won’t people pick up and move your body eventually though? A decaying lady on some dirt sounds so scary for Auradon. Awwww! Those names are so cute!!! I can’t wait to meet them!!
Bran: Oh. I guess they would, wouldn't they? That's so sad! The best part of dying is leaving a home and food for the bugs. Do you think if I went to the middle of the forest and hid and had a letter on my person insisting this was my deathbed wish that they'd leave me be maybe? And thank you! It was hard to think of names cute enough for these sweethearts. I bet they'll love you!
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Jason: no dude 😂😂 it's about a super badass woman who fights bad guys!
Jason: there's so many spiderman movies though!!! that's a bunch of spider scenes, right?
Bran: Oh. That's so boring in comparison to what it could've been. Black widows are so interesting! People fighting bad guys is such a basic movie idea.
Bran: I wouldn't know! I've only watched the oldest one, once, and I stopped halfway through when it was clear the spider wasn't the main character and wouldn't be returning to grace my screen.
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Chloe: OH MY GOSH, YES! To be honest, I've only ever watched it once as my civic duty to watch ALL movie musicals ever made, but it is SO creepy!!!!
Bran: Have you really watched them ALL already? That's so impressive! You're as smart as a honey bee!
Bran: And isn't it insanely creepy?! Some dude is wearing someone else's face and I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight...