I'm only on this place because my brother ( @c4l4mar ) made me use it. I guess. Don't expect much. I'm not chronically online. What do you even put in this. My splash tag
My name is Skull, if you haven't figured that out already. Like the S4 guy yeah. No I will not sign your weapon unless you have 5 dollars and a jolly rancher on you and don't ask me if there's slots open on the S4 because there isn't and there won't be
He/him. Gay, if it matters. Do you people put that on here. Also I'm 25
I lead the S4. And Team Purple. I'm an E-liter 4K Scope main. I like my scopes. You can ask me stuff, or whatever you do on here. I don't know what's happening.
Don't you people like trivia? My favorite mode is Tower Control. I like my perches. I don't like Sploosh-o-matics. I don't like Ultra Stamps. I like cand,y. I like Moray Towers and I don't know why they didn't bring it back. Why would you even bring back urchin underpass
(OOC info under cut! I update the headcanons part a lot. 🥹)
Don't expect me to be thw most active. 🥹.
HI IT'S ME MR. MOD POSTER MAN @skullsterritory !!!!!! I use he/him... i will be PINK TEXT. This my roled play account. I really only made this bc tired (shady account runner) made me (MADE me. She held me at gunpoint) but yaaayy ok!!!!!! I will alsp sign off MY tags with a - 💿. FEEL FREE TO ASK ME STUFF TOO!!!! I WILL ANSWER
Also thw pfp is by me if that's anything. Fat
This is mostly how I see Skull. So if he's not a million billion percent canon (he's not gonna be insanely different personality wise. I hope 🥹) that's why
General HCs!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁 -
- My voice claim for him is Sascha Konietzko! Like the KMFDM guy. Although i doubt that'd matter bc this is like . On squid tumblr. But if you ever need to imagine my Skull's voice imagine Sascha's... there's a slight accent (mentioned later) but i dont have a more fitting voice
- Skull & Shady (Tired's Shady account. @/c4l4mar) are half-brothers. Skull is older if that isn't obvious. Same dad different moms
- Skull is a giant squid (as in the species. Architeuthis dux!!!!). He's also 6'4". 🥹. His squid form is 11'9"...
- ^ and a fat fuck (chubby & muscular). Greed filled horrible thing. Buny. He's very strong, but also has ZERO self restraint when it comes to sweets. 🥹.
- ^ ALSO related to his squid species. He's been in a SHIT ton of legal trouble because of his usage of Kraken. He's been legally banned from it—when using Kraken, instead of the usual maybe 2.5x increase in size (WHICH WOULD STILL BE BUSTED), he has a nearly 4x increase in size and gets to the size of real life giant squids. It puts insane amounts of strain on his body and hospitalizes him every time without fail, AND the force of getting splatted by it fucks up respawning for the other team. It's illegal because of endangerment of himself & others
- ^ "Ok neo so why does he keep using kraken" because he's colorblind and keeps picking the wrong e liter LMFOAOOO he's red-green colorblind! He has protanopia
- He plays squid cookie run LMFAOOOO and he's a sweat on it. His overall favorite cookie is Wildberry Cookie. Fav ancient is MAYBE PV???, fav beast is Mystic Flour Cookie, fav legendary is. Ok i don't know for this one I wanna say Moonlight Cookie. i dont want to do the other rarities
- He's the Splatoon equivalent of a Chicagoan. Born in.. idk splatcago. But he also moved to Inkopolis at a fairly young age. Still has the accent. It isn't insanely thick but he has it! Sometimes his a's sound like e's (eg "scratchy" -> "scretchy," occasionally "that" -> "thet"), he says things like "fifty" as "fitty", etc... he usually tries to limit it but if he gets real fucking mad it'll come out more. Enough for the "dat/dem/dey". 🥹. He sounds like a sterotypical mob boss when hes mad LMFAOOOO.... I'M WALKIN' 'ERE!!!!!
- He's not very quick to get mad (unless you use the right things against him), but once he's mad, he's MAD. He's also not the type to forgive and forget. Even if he doesn't (usually) antagonize anyone he has a grudge against, he's never going to forget.
- Skull may seem mean. He's not trying to be, most of the time. He's not very good with his tone, and sometimes it ends up being more aggressive than he intended it to be.
- He's got a thing for Army 🥹 but hes not gonna tell him ever because that's for losers. Im also a big multishipper though so.... if you wanna do shipping as long as the character is a man around skull's age it's fine!!! (Unless i say no) (then dont) my fav skull ships r (besides candycurry/skullami. Thats my #1) whatever tf skull x mask is (skask???? Maskull???????), skullperor, skulloha, skullrai, and polys4 & polys5
- Vintage is his ex. Terrible relationship that ended horribly
- Rider is also his ex, but they're still really good friends. No hard feelings between them ok yay
- Not even relevant to his beef with the Aloha blog but Aloha is his least favorite member of the S4. Skull thinks the way he can't be for real and actually put effort in for 5 seconds is possibly one of the most annoying things he's ever encountered, not even starting with the flirtiness. He recognizes that Aloha IS skilled, hence his position on the S4, but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN HE ACT LIKE IT
- Here's my actual Skull design... if it helps! Just ignore the other guys this isnt about them
- i can't think of anything else but there's def mlre
I think you know what you did, Aloha. Watch your back. I still don't consider you forgiven. Even if you apologize (and it was a shitty apology), your insolence towards me won't go forgotten.
Dude no. I'm not giving you my door. 10 bucks plus I'll head to Splatsville with a whole big thing of apple juices. And we can have the sleepover you repeatedly text me about
The best candy... hm. In my opinion, it's between KitKats and Jolly Ranchers. I can't pick... camdy🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
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Shadow Rider...? I can't say I've brought myself to care that much about the Shadows (besides my own?), even though I watched them do whatever that was. Any sort of interest I've had in them has faded, for the most part. I will say it's impressive how he managed to pull through and win against the originals, despite his cowardice. Maybe if he was less of a wimp and recognized his own strength I'd like(? Tolerate.) him more. All that to say I don't have any strong feelings towards him.
I hear mine is actively plotting on my demise, though. Not a fan of that one. Not what was asked, but whatever.
\\ For the last tiny bit. i feel like i should add that bc shadow skull has like 1 crumb of personality to his name i essentially have my own version. so this doesnt become extra long i will try and explain him in short. He is a manipulative & volatile (as opposed to honest/blunt & stoic) bitch who antagonizes and has (mostly one-sided) beef with everyone. He has a particularly strong hatred towards his original
Hello, Army. I didn't know you were here. If you happen to hear, disregard what Aloha's been saying. None of it is true. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
..are you sure that aloha doesn’t know what he’s talking about? you seemed pretty defensive. not that I believe him but I just wanted clarification, y’know?
seriously though, stop arguing you two it’s unprofessional. we’re the s4 for crying out loud, get along!
He doesn't ever know what he's talking about. I seemed defensive because he's accusing me of something that isn't even remotely true, and won't get that idea out of his thick head. I understand it's unprofessional, I'm not the instigator. I'm trying to stop the arguments, but he continues to refute and keep it going even though he knows full well I'm right.
pay attention to where the enemies are going & the speed they're moving, and using that, attempt to predict where they're going to be when you shoot. If they're dumb enough, they'll go in a straight line. Expect zigzagging or sudden movements from your target (unless they've proven themselves to be stupid), especially if they know that there's an enemy charger that has eyes on them. Or just ignore all that and shoot at anything that moves. That might work too, if you're lucky. I find it inefficient. The charge time & ink usage of E-liter punishes misfires that stem from having that mindset.
I hope that helps, if you were asking for tips. Do you even use a Charger? If you plan to pick one up, you can come to me. I don't mind helping, if you don't bother me. 👍🏻. ...if you weren't asking for tips, prediction is how I choose where I aim.
Hello, Army. I didn't know you were here. If you happen to hear, disregard what Aloha's been saying. None of it is true. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Why am I getting word that you're fighting everybody. What is SO appealing to you about acting like an idiot? Don't make me step into this, Aloha. I have better things to be doing. It's not like I enjoy the X-Blood at all, but really? You've been acting so immature as of late. Why am I surprised, though.
- @scopeuser69
We're playin'. Honest. I'm not acting like an idiot, I'm havin' fun with my friends! What don'tcha get?!
Don't act stupid. You're pissing me off, Aloha. That isn't "playing." You're not "friends." When you inevitably get your ass beat, don't whine to me. Or to any other members of the S4, really. We aren't responsible for your increasing stupidity, especially not if you get hospitalized from a fight you started. Don't expect any sort of help or pity unless you get your act together. I'm disappointed in you.
Army is a member of the S4. Did you not catch the part where I said "or to any other members of the S4"? And I doubt he, with all his logic-based ideals and emphasis on strategy, will listen to your emotional blubbering after going in recklessly and fumbling a fight like an imbecile. (Like you have been doing, as of recently.)
💭 I hope he doesn't. can this guy be ANY MORE DENSE. Why is he even anywhere near my ranking in the first place his intelligence has been devolving
...Boyfriend? Since when were you two a thing? I thought Army had better taste in men. He shouldn't listen to you, really. You're getting actively dumber. Do you think he'll pity you if you instigate and then recieve your just consequences? He should know better than that.
And I'm not "jelly." Whatever that means.
💭 FUCK MY STUPID BAKA LIFE (/ooc actually he would not fucking think that)
I dunno 'bout that. He thinks whatever I do is cute. An' so what if I'm dumb? I have sum'one who cares deeply 'bout me, unlike you. Yo' bro may be the only one who cares 'bout ya like that. An' by the way, "jelly" means "jealous."
💭 oh s**t what if he likes Skull. I'm cooked. I just wanna be loved.
Does he think acting like a total moron is cute? And plenty of people care about me. Don't project on me, Aloha. With the rate you're declining at, you're looking to get kicked out of S+, and therefore the S4, sooner or later. Attempting to antagonize me isn't pushing it back at all. That, and you still haven't apologized.
And thanks, I guess. For telling me what that means. I'm still not jealous. Why would I be.
Well, I lead it, and you're a member of it, aren't you? Why wouldn't I bring it up, what with your dwindling performance? And I want you to applogize for being a bitch cough ...treating me with such disrespect. You know I outrank you by a massive margin. I don't see why you don't apologize. And instead of apologizing to me and being reasonable and mature, you go and start fights with members of X-Blood. At least you apologized to Shady. That's one singular tiny step you've taken.
. . .
And what crush. I don't have crushes. cough We are grown ass men, not teenagers. We should act like it. It's not a problem for me, but it appears to be one for you.
I don't even know why I try with you. That's a miserable, pathetic apology at best. But I suppose it's the best I'll get. I'll let what you did slide, for now. You are still on extremely thin ice, Aloha. I cannot properly emphasize how thin this ice is.
Also, no I don't. How you even came to that conclusion is beyond me. I've outgrown crushes. Have you, Mr. Immature?
\\ Bro is😭😭😭😭😭😭bro is gay😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭bro likes thw ornch😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔶️🔶️🔶️🔶️😭😭😭🔶️🔶️😭🔶️🔶️😭🔶️😭🔶️
Nah, I'm actually sorry. I just...I think I'm just havin' fun, but it seems like I'm hurting others. I'll really try to..."behave" is th' best word fo' it. I'll behave, 'kay?
No, I don't do crushes 'cuz I have a boyfriend. A boyfriend that ya like.
ooc: same here bro likes the ornch cury boi hes gay for the ornch cury boi 🍛🍛🍛
You just love making things up, don't you? All this crush bullshit is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Or read, I suppose. I look at him because I'm gauging his progress from the last time I saw him play. I look at you and Mask as well, in the same way. How is that any different, and how is it proof of me having any sort of crush. It's proof of me being the leader of the S4 and watching over my teammates.
Nah, man. You look at 'im wit' those heart eyes. It's way different from the way ya look at Mask, an' it surely different from the way ya look at me. Just know that he my guy.
What "heart eyes." You know what, you obviously don't know what you're talking about. The next time you accuse me of being even remotely romantically interested in Army, I'm not acknowledging it. I don't have time for rumors. You know this.
