Supreme shitposter and occasional artist

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[scorchedshipwreck]

you can call me Kid / scorch / shipwreck / scorchedshipwreck Pronouns: rot/rots + xe/xem preferably but any neos are fine Age: 20 y/o Bday: 10/30 My sona - agender aroace asshole - artist, shitposter, & writer

sideblogs

- @incorrectminecraftaskblogs​  - @ask-bastion-dwellers - @discarded-discs - @heavy-hurtcomfort -

fandoms

-Minecraft is my main fandom and has been for a pretty big while! Not just askblogs but just the game in general. I love it and I have a bunch of minecraft mob OCs. who i will GLADLY infodump about.

-Animal crossing - helluva boss - hazbin hotel - stardew valley - night in the woods - just shapes & beats - donut county - coffee talk - hollow knight - inanimate insanity - battle for dream island - untitled goose game - deltarune/undertale - human fall flat - paper mario. not as emotionally attached to any of these fandoms but i will talk about em if prompted.

Tagging

-art tag is #my art / #ScorchArt -writing tag is #my writing / #WreckWrites -vents are tagged #kid complains -random text posts are tagged #shipwreck shrieks -vents are tagged #kid complains -content with my sona is tagged #the drowned player

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guess whose back from the dead

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what the fuck is horse plinko

[pothosrays]

crow 214

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crow 213

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[scorchedshipwreck]

hate winter

but I like it more than summer bc summer is sticky and sweaty and revolting

what do you do when youre hot?? just like?? Die??

at least when your cold you can go inside or get a blanket or a coat or something but when you’re hot you can only take off so many layers

[scorchedshipwreck]

Ate a bunch of rice

made me feel good

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Mmmmm I hate schedules and plans but if I don’t know what’s going to happen within the next 10 minutes I will flip and bite someone

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anytime I like something I feel the need to hum at it

like I’ll pet the neighbor‘s cat and I feel like if I don’t say “mmmmm cat” some part inside of me will break

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I think I should pet cats more

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V,,violence 

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My roommate just smeared red stuff on my forehead and said “simba”

What is a household object that i can stab her with

[wutz]

live laugh love

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Be crime do gay

[blackarachnya]

ive seen a few people saying those is-the-x-video-cute blogs are annoying but given the amount of very blatantly unethical big cat or ape videos i see on here on like a weekly basis id say theyre an absolute necessity

[scorchedshipwreck]

Im not nice for the sake of being nice

Im nice because i am ✨terrified of the consequences of my actions✨