Ghost Scorpion..

Just a scorpion dude!

[scorpionrick]

OOC introduction before Rp posts ;)

dni rickorty shippers + sexists racists ext.

This blog is entirely for RP and nothing else thanks. :)

[scorpionrick]

A ghost?

...

You think anything would happen if we touched?

- @clone-ur-rick

I'm not completely sure, but we could give it a try if you'd like.

What is it like to be a hologram?

Sorry for the late reply. My device broke and kept slipping from my hands. It took me a while to fix it, and I had to ask my friend for help.

[clone-ur-rick]

It's cool. I get to travel around, people watch, particularly other Ricks and Mortys. I assume it's a similar experience as a ghost?

[scorpionrick]

It's quite similar, but I have to worry about being summoned by whoever; that's annoying.

Do you not worry about getting your data erased? Do you have multiple backups, or do you not have any data? I find you very… interesting.

[clone-ur-rick]

I'm constantly moving around so I'm never stored in one place. You're not getting my data unless I let you.

[scorpionrick]

Oh no, you have me all wrong. I want nothing to do with it; I was just curious, that's all.

It's quite impressive to be able to move your data. How does that work?

[clone-ur-rick]

Honestly? I'm not too sure. I just kind of do it...

[scorpionrick]

That's quite intriguing... very intriguing, indeed.

[scorpionrick]

A ghost?

...

You think anything would happen if we touched?

- @clone-ur-rick

I'm not completely sure, but we could give it a try if you'd like.

What is it like to be a hologram?

Sorry for the late reply. My device broke and kept slipping from my hands. It took me a while to fix it, and I had to ask my friend for help.

[clone-ur-rick]

It's cool. I get to travel around, people watch, particularly other Ricks and Mortys. I assume it's a similar experience as a ghost?

[scorpionrick]

It's quite similar, but I have to worry about being summoned by whoever; that's annoying.

Do you not worry about getting your data erased? Do you have multiple backups, or do you not have any data? I find you very… interesting.

[clone-ur-rick]

I'm constantly moving around so I'm never stored in one place. You're not getting my data unless I let you.

[scorpionrick]

Oh no, you have me all wrong. I want nothing to do with it; I was just curious, that's all.

It's quite impressive to be able to move your data. How does that work?

[scorpionrick]

A ghost?

...

You think anything would happen if we touched?

- @clone-ur-rick

I'm not completely sure, but we could give it a try if you'd like.

What is it like to be a hologram?

Sorry for the late reply. My device broke and kept slipping from my hands. It took me a while to fix it, and I had to ask my friend for help.

[clone-ur-rick]

It's cool. I get to travel around, people watch, particularly other Ricks and Mortys. I assume it's a similar experience as a ghost?

[scorpionrick]

It's quite similar, but I have to worry about being summoned by whoever; that's annoying.

Do you not worry about getting your data erased? Do you have multiple backups, or do you not have any data? I find you very… interesting.

[scorpionrick]

A ghost?

...

You think anything would happen if we touched?

- @clone-ur-rick

I'm not completely sure, but we could give it a try if you'd like.

What is it like to be a hologram?

Sorry for the late reply. My device broke and kept slipping from my hands. It took me a while to fix it, and I had to ask my friend for help.

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

I don't know...that sounds like something a Rick would say...Unless this is one of his pranks...

[scorpionrick]

JUST FUCKING LET ME IN!

I mean would you let me in a mean no harm!

[stick-rick]

Okay! Okay! Just please don't hurt me...

[scorpionrick]

Maybe Jerry’s useful after all. Thanks a lot! I’ll just be in the kitchen looking for your Rick’s alcohol. Does he even drink?

[stick-rick]

...Wouldn't you know that if he's your friend?

[scorpionrick]

erm yeah yeah for sure I just don’t know if he owns any alcohol that’s all!

[stick-rick]

[ Suddenly, Morty comes down the stairs. ]

Dad, can you help me with my-

Goddamnit...

[scorpionrick]

Oh, erm, hey Morty! Nice seeing you here, even though this is your house. Anyway, when will Rick be getting here? Maybe you would know, since you're his Morty?

OOC: (I love the drawing btw)

[stick-rick]

Wh-Wh-Why would I tell you where my Rick is?! He's told me about you, y-y-you threatened to haunt us because of another one of his stupid fights!

[scorpionrick]

You see, this is EXACTLY why I hate dealing with Mortys! Always fucking things up, making everything harder than it needs to be! Honestly, I don’t know why I even bother sometimes. Just... forget it! I don’t have time for this shit let me in, NOW!

or I’ll haunt you instead of ur Rick you hear me?

[stick-rick]

Get out of our house!!! W-W-We already had to deal with that sh-sh-shit-covered Rick that has, wh-what? Eldritch powers or something??? I'm tired!!! I don't want to be dragged into more of Rick's bullshit!!! Just leave us alone!!!

[scorpionrick]

fine But don’t let ur Rick think for a second that he won

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

I don't know...that sounds like something a Rick would say...Unless this is one of his pranks...

[scorpionrick]

JUST FUCKING LET ME IN!

I mean would you let me in a mean no harm!

[stick-rick]

Okay! Okay! Just please don't hurt me...

[scorpionrick]

Maybe Jerry’s useful after all. Thanks a lot! I’ll just be in the kitchen looking for your Rick’s alcohol. Does he even drink?

[stick-rick]

...Wouldn't you know that if he's your friend?

[scorpionrick]

erm yeah yeah for sure I just don’t know if he owns any alcohol that’s all!

[stick-rick]

[ Suddenly, Morty comes down the stairs. ]

Dad, can you help me with my-

Goddamnit...

[scorpionrick]

Oh, erm, hey Morty! Nice seeing you here, even though this is your house. Anyway, when will Rick be getting here? Maybe you would know, since you're his Morty?

OOC: (I love the drawing btw)

[stick-rick]

Wh-Wh-Why would I tell you where my Rick is?! He's told me about you, y-y-you threatened to haunt us because of another one of his stupid fights!

[scorpionrick]

You see, this is EXACTLY why I hate dealing with Mortys! Always fucking things up, making everything harder than it needs to be! Honestly, I don’t know why I even bother sometimes. Just... forget it! I don’t have time for this shit let me in, NOW!

or I’ll haunt you instead of ur Rick you hear me?

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

I don't know...that sounds like something a Rick would say...Unless this is one of his pranks...

[scorpionrick]

JUST FUCKING LET ME IN!

I mean would you let me in a mean no harm!

[stick-rick]

Okay! Okay! Just please don't hurt me...

[scorpionrick]

Maybe Jerry’s useful after all. Thanks a lot! I’ll just be in the kitchen looking for your Rick’s alcohol. Does he even drink?

[stick-rick]

...Wouldn't you know that if he's your friend?

[scorpionrick]

erm yeah yeah for sure I just don’t know if he owns any alcohol that’s all!

[stick-rick]

[ Suddenly, Morty comes down the stairs. ]

Dad, can you help me with my-

Goddamnit...

[scorpionrick]

Oh, erm, hey Morty! Nice seeing you here, even though this is your house. Anyway, when will Rick be getting here? Maybe you would know, since you're his Morty?

OOC: (I love the drawing btw)

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

I don't know...that sounds like something a Rick would say...Unless this is one of his pranks...

[scorpionrick]

JUST FUCKING LET ME IN!

I mean would you let me in a mean no harm!

[stick-rick]

Okay! Okay! Just please don't hurt me...

[scorpionrick]

Maybe Jerry’s useful after all. Thanks a lot! I’ll just be in the kitchen looking for your Rick’s alcohol. Does he even drink?

[stick-rick]

...Wouldn't you know that if he's your friend?

[scorpionrick]

erm yeah yeah for sure I just don’t know if he owns any alcohol that’s all!

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

I don't know...that sounds like something a Rick would say...Unless this is one of his pranks...

[scorpionrick]

JUST FUCKING LET ME IN!

I mean would you let me in a mean no harm!

[stick-rick]

Okay! Okay! Just please don't hurt me...

[scorpionrick]

Maybe Jerry’s useful after all. Thanks a lot! I’ll just be in the kitchen looking for your Rick’s alcohol. Does he even drink?

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

I don't know...that sounds like something a Rick would say...Unless this is one of his pranks...

[scorpionrick]

JUST FUCKING LET ME IN!

I mean would you let me in a mean no harm!

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Well, Rick said to not let any other Ricks in while he was out...

Wait...are you a scorpion?

[scorpionrick]

Yeah and before you ask why I’m a ghost I shot myself so..

Back to Rick he’s a friend of mine so he wouldn’t mind!

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

AHHHHHH-

W-Wait...y-you're not...?

[scorpionrick]

NO oh sorry for raising my voice there I’m not here to hurt you just ur Rick

Anyway, I was wondering when he might be getting back. If he’s going to be long, maybe I can come in for a beer or two.

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[stick-rick]

Uh, no, he's not-

AHHHHHH GHOST

[scorpionrick]

MY EARS CALM DOWN IM NOT GOING TO HURT YOU ….

[stick-rick]

Knock knock open up!

[ Jerry opens the door. ]

Hellooo?

[scorpionrick]

Uh, is Rick there? I, um, need to talk to him about... something. Something important. Trust me, it’ll only take a second.

[scorpionrick]

It's Spooky Month!!! It's dedicated to YOU!!!

yay now I can go in other dimensions without being shot at!

[scorpionrick]

PRETTY PLEASE RIP MY HEAD OFF AND EAT ME PLEASE I'M BEGGING 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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