GET OVER HERE and get your food!

Pizza served as hot as my burning desire for VENGEANCE. //inspired by the Fast Food Slashers community. Written by Echo.//

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

where have you been

Vibin’ bitch hbu

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Oh, what’s that Mr. Boon? There’s gonna be another Mortal Kombat movie? And I’m in it? Oh wow that’s pretty cool! Gosh gee Mr Boon while we’re at it, it sure would be swell if I could not watch my beloved wife and darling child fucking die for the umpteenth time in a row, once again, that’d be just fantastic, I’m still recovering from the emotional trauma from Scorpion’s Revenge!

Oh what? It’s the opening scene? And I only do anything around the end? Wow! Thanks! That’s just fucking superb! Thanks Ed Boon!

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

i want my FUCKING crazy bread

Shit isn’t even crazy I hate to break it to you but bread doesn’t have the capability to be unhinged

[candyredterezii]

then what the FUCK is THIS.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

I dunno if you heard of these but they’re these amazing things called breadsticks

[candyredterezii]

but it says CRAZY BREAD. 

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

OK WELL NOT ANY FUCKING MORE.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

i want my FUCKING crazy bread

Shit isn’t even crazy I hate to break it to you but bread doesn’t have the capability to be unhinged

[candyredterezii]

then what the FUCK is THIS.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

I dunno if you heard of these but they’re these amazing things called breadsticks

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

i want my FUCKING crazy bread

Shit isn’t even crazy I hate to break it to you but bread doesn’t have the capability to be unhinged

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

remind me to purposefully fuck shit up later

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Me at the ‘C’ in ‘Little Caesars: you’re vile, you’re pathetic, absolutely disgusting, a disgrace, I’m ashamed to even know you, I hate you I will wipe you out of existence, I wish you were a ‘K’ fuck you–

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Yo can i get uhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza and a 2 liter of Coke

WHAT’S THAT? EXTRA BONES? YEAH SURE RIGHT AWAY IF YOU INSIST. 

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

ALRIGHT FUCKERS.

WHAT’S GOOD, I’M BACK FROM MY EXTENDED VACATION.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

#echo bring this blog back 2020

SIGHS.

FINE.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

You starting to put bones on your pizza now? You mf food service ain't worth shit.

Hey thanks for volunteering yours.

[frostworksatdairyqueen-blog]

I know I’ve been gone from my post for a while, but I’ve been dealing with Shirai Ryu scum while I’ve been gone, I even got to record one of them! Take this as a warning @scorpionworksatlittlecaesars!

((Sorry for the absence! Been doing a lot of stuff so I thought I’d post this here, hopefully I can do more soon.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Hey.

Back to hand out frozen shit in a cup to people again?

FUCKER.

C’MERE. I’LL TREAT YOU ‘RIGHT’.

WITH MY FLAMES MELTING YOUR SHITTY LOW TIER CYBERNETICS INTO SOUP, ASSHOLE.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Crazy bread with a large cup of Mountain Dew and I dunno a large pepperoni pizza please?

Yeah sure here. Trash taste in soda but go off I guess.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Gimmie one of those little Caesar’s deep dick pizzas daddy

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Gimme that double cheese pizza with extra cheese

Just take your abomination out of my store.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Can... I have a pizza with a soda made with all your love OR ELSE 👺👺

Eat up.

[scorpionworksatlittlecaesars]

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS pizza annnnnnnddddd a 2L coke?

No.

*fucking JAMS someone’s bones into the pizza*

This is your only option now.