Heart of the Mountains

Allistor Kirkland. 23. Scottish. Celtic Studies and Psychology.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

"Ya can come back to bed, lassie."

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

"I can’t share my good news with you if you’re going back to bed."

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

(raises a brow) "Good news? Wha's tha' then?"

[absolutelybritishgentleman-deac]

(text: little shit) Should I do a Valentine's party or somethin?

[text: Imbecile] It depends, do you want to spend it just with Natalia or with a group of couples?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

(text: little shit) Well I was thinkin of doing something seperate for the actual day and then do somethin the day before.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

"But I only ‘ave one class today.

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

"And a girlfriend who wants to spend time with you."

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

"Ya can come back to bed, lassie."

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

"Can I go back to bed already?"

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

"No. I’ll put a pot of coffee on."

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

"But I only 'ave one class today.

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

"Can I go back to bed already?"

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

Right, I have a few things to say. Number 1: I suck with activity. I really am sorry. Number 2: I will be more active and I swear it this time because I have hardly any homework so I'll try and get on when you guys are. Number 3: Timezones suck. I think we've established that. Number 4: I MISS YOU GUYS.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[grins as he places the necklace around her neck, taking forever to do it up because huge fingers] Fuckin’ lil’ shit.. [sighs once he’s done it] Show me.

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

For once those big fingers aren’t a benefit. [smirks a bit and turns to show him] I love it.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

For once. [grins down at her and tucks a piece of hair behind her ear]

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[chuckles and nods] Sure, bonnie lass. Come here. [pulls away a little, holding his hand out]

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

[gives him a kiss] Thank you, bonnie cock. [hands him the necklace and turns around, moving her hair out of the way]

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[grins as he places the necklace around her neck, taking forever to do it up because huge fingers] Fuckin' lil' shit.. [sighs once he's done it] Show me.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[pulls her close and nuzzles his face into her hair] Shh, I loved ya presents. Besides, I’ve got ya. Dinnae really wan’ anythin’ else.

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

You’re so cheesy sometimes. [gives him a squeeze] Will you help me put it on?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[chuckles and nods] Sure, bonnie lass. Come here. [pulls away a little, holding his hand out]

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[smiles crookedly and shrugs] I dinnae wan’ ta make ya cry but I wanted ta get ya somethin’ special ya ken? [holds his arms out]

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

Yea… Thank you. [nuzzles into him, snuffling] I don’t think my Christmas present to you was good enough now.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[pulls her close and nuzzles his face into her hair] Shh, I loved ya presents. Besides, I've got ya. Dinnae really wan' anythin' else.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I though’ we were anyway. [sighs, pulling out the box from his back pocket and holds it out to her] Here. This is why I’ve been workin’ so hard. 

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

Not officially… [takes the box] How was I supposed to know if you’ve never said anything. [opens the box and closes it quickly, tearing up] A-Allistor, you asshole. You’re making me cry. [tries to hide her face]

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

[smiles crookedly and shrugs] I dinnae wan' ta make ya cry but I wanted ta get ya somethin' special ya ken? [holds his arms out]

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

You wan’ us ta be a couple?

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

Duh! You think I stay faithful to you, try to cook food for you, clean your room, do your laundry, and all that shit for nothing? Allistor, will you be my boyfriend?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I though' we were anyway. [sighs, pulling out the box from his back pocket and holds it out to her] Here. This is why I've been workin' so hard. 

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

Should it have?

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

Obviously if you can’t see what I’m hinting at, you thick skulled Scottish ass.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

You wan' us ta be a couple?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

A couple? Boyfriend and girlfriend.

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

Has your brain exploded yet?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

Should it have?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

They… Go on dates, have sex. 

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

And what do they call themselves?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

A couple? Boyfriend and girlfriend.

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

I hope you liked your Christmas present, dickhole.

Nat, I’m sorry, a’righ’?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

Aye, they do the stuff in the movies.

[nat-arlovskaya1-blog-blog]

I am going to strangle you. What do they do in the movies, Allistor?

[scotsdonthumpsheep]

They... Go on dates, have sex.