Alex - “can i be of assistance?”
Alex - he and the reader have a tickle fight and Alex gets hard (parallel with the Zalex locker scene)
Clay - reader walks in on Clay masturbating
Clay - teen parent headcanon
Clay & Justin - “I thought you didn’t like cats?” and “Don’t open an umbrella in the house.” - Jensen family
Cyrus - teasing competition
Cyrus - walks in on the reader masturbating
Cyrus - “I think you need stitches” and “Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.”
Hannah - “i hope you have a cold shower” - best friend!Hannah, sleepovers and teasing each other
Jeff - “do you ever stop smiling?”
Jeff - “I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.”
Justin - “You had a nightmare, tell me what it was about so I can fix it.”
Scott - “Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.“
Scott - “D-did you make that noise?” and “You know you want it sweetheart.”
Scott - “why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?” and “I’m afraid”
Scott - “Excuse me for falling in love with you.” and “Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.”
Scott - smoking weed headcanon
Sheri - “Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?”
Sheri - “the skirt is supposed to be this short”, “Take.It.Off.”, “Come over here and make me.” + “are you going out dressed like that?” = smut
Tyler - “I had a dream about you.” - Tyler has a naughty dream about the reader and asks Cyrus about it.
Tyler - teen pregnancy/parenting headcanon
Tyler - reader is a cheerleader and Tyler is taking pictures for the yearbook, reader then flirts with Tyler and asks him out
Zach - “Can you just man up and change his diaper?”
Zach - “Take off your shirt.”