Scotty Probably Does a Lot of Things

Hey everyone! Basically this is a collection of a bunch of random headcanons about Scotty, and things he probably does or has or whatever. All types of ideas are welcome, from angst, to fluff, to philosophical, to anything. Submissions are accepted and highly encouraged! AOS and TOS are both accepted. If you submit an idea that you think only applies to one or the other, choose the appropriate tag when submitting. Otherwise, we'll assume it applies to both :) ~from the creator of jim-probably~

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Scotty probably sings Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny under his breath in engineering.

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Scotty probably always worries he’s going to die whenever he beams down in his characteristic red shirt.

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Scotty probably finds it amusing that Jim acts like he’s the Enterprise’s dad.

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uh, your faq says that all submissions have to begin with "Bones probably". Didn't know you'd changed your name, Montgomery Scott.

Scotty probably copied and pasted his blog info from Bones because he’s too busy trying to keep the ship together to come up with it on his own.

((WHOOPS, thank you!))

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Scotty probably understands the value of a good sweet mug of hot chocolate in the time after trouble.

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Scotty probably likes black liquorice, but not black liquorice scotty dogs.

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Scotty probably has the drink preferences of everyone in Engineering, everyone on the bridge, and most of the rest of the ship memorised. Just in case he needs to get someone a nerve tonic.

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Scotty probably has a still hidden somewhere on the ship.

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Scotty probably has a monument to duck tape, "for all its priceless contributions to the field of engineering."

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Scotty probably sleeps in engineering more than in his own quarters.