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@scp-05-council
05-4 Gay (049) [Zey/Zem]
05-5 Bi (Administrator) [He/They]
05-6 Abro (nobody) [They/He]
05-7 Gay (173) [He/They/It]
05-8 [They/She]
05-9 QUESTIONING [QUESTIONING: THEY/THEM]
05-10- AROACE [They/He]
05-12 PAN (Nobody RN) [All Pronouns]
05-14 Abro (106) [They/It]
Pretty mask :3
Thank you, dear~!!
Hello, SCP-035. I see you have managed to get access to the internet.
Oh woowwww!! It's the ones in chaargee~ have I been good, oh great, mysterious O5s?
...Sure. How did you get access to the internet? Who gave you a phone. And a wifi password, for that matter.
Why would I tell you that, hm? The way I do things is only for me to know.
....Was it SCP-079. I swear to the thirtyeight hells we've got to put that one in a different facility...
049!!!! What is your opinion on Scp-035???
My opinion on Dÿo? Well he is quite annoying but i won't deny that his jokes are something that brings a bit of joy when my world is to sad
...Hello, SCP-049.
Greetings...
i am surprised you managed to get access to the internet. Ah, I assure you, I will not be telling the others! Which WiFi are you using by the way? The guard, d-class, scientist...? (They have different speeds and security.)
Scientist,section b-12. 079 gave it to me and thank you. I cannot imagine what the others would say if they...knew
Ah, one of the good ones. Fairly fast, although prone to malware because some of our scientists have a habit of downloading from... questionable sources. May i suggest the guard section A-14 instead? It's fast and reliable. In my personal opinion, the best out of all non-05 ones.
The other SCPs, or the other 05s...? Because i can imagine both sides not being particularly happy.
Pretty mask :3
Thank you, dear~!!
Hello, SCP-035. I see you have managed to get access to the internet.
Oh woowwww!! It's the ones in chaargee~ have I been good, oh great, mysterious O5s?
...Sure. How did you get access to the internet? Who gave you a phone. And a wifi password, for that matter.
049!!!! What is your opinion on Scp-035???
My opinion on Dÿo? Well he is quite annoying but i won't deny that his jokes are something that brings a bit of joy when my world is to sad
...Hello, SCP-049.
Greetings...
i am surprised you managed to get access to the internet. Ah, I assure you, I will not be telling the others! Which WiFi are you using by the way? The guard, d-class, scientist...? (They have different speeds and security.)
Pretty mask :3
Thank you, dear~!!
Hello, SCP-035. I see you have managed to get access to the internet.
049!!!! What is your opinion on Scp-035???
My opinion on Dÿo? Well he is quite annoying but i won't deny that his jokes are something that brings a bit of joy when my world is to sad
...Hello, SCP-049.
Dr. Hamm death accurate recreation guys TRUST
Confirmed.
Let nobody else make the same mistake, hopefully.
i'm transferring to another location for work (just going from one library in our system to the other) but there's this teen who comes to anime club on Tuesdays at this location who introduced himself by handing me an SCP Foundation application. for the past three Tuesdays he's stood up at the front desk showing me all of his art and stuff, and i have apparently become his favorite. this week was the last anime club of the year and i forgot to inform him that i'm transferring to the other library in the new year, so i decided to make up for it by having some fun. i wrote this letter and filled out an application like the one they handed me
I highly approve of doing this sort of thing.
i love when SCP photos are clearly just taken by the author. ohhh fuck it's the some-guy-in-his-shower entity!!
Hey. Stop revealing work on the intERNET
tvtropes is often renowned for its ability to suck people in through never-ending chains of hyperlinks and while this has happened to me i find that this ability is much more potent in the scp foundation
Crosslinks will do that to you
You're welcome
links, my beloved, how many times I have been late to school because of them
You're welcome
Get me out of this STUPID BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKING SCP Foundation.
So glad we contained him.
Do you wanna play cod warfare with me
answer if yes
- alice n
You play COD? Fucking low life. Play Modded Minecraft. Live a whole life. Roleplay a war between nations with your friends.
Don't spend your hours wasting away at some mind numbing bullshit. The only thing interesting about any of the COD games are the guys in it. And how often the Ethan Winters themselves for some fucking reason.
Ignore my RE bullshit I got really into the game because somebody thought the cadou was interesting and they thought I'd get a kick out of the newest game...
Anyway long story short, what the fuck are you doing playing COD. Also if you play fortnite in the big '25 you're dead to me.
Do you wanna play modded minecraft reply if yes
Fuck yeah.
Is the server still up I'm bored
(Director Andrea De'naro)
They never kept up with me on that
I've just been sitting in my office playing Minecraft all day in spite of it
Damn!!! I'll host a server then. It'd be funny if I invited like 3 more directors but Jan doesn't know how to play minecraft and Andrew only enjoys minecraft when he's killing rabbits so it'd only be like you, me, and my son probably.
(Director De Naro)
I know how to play Minecraft, Andrea. I just.. Don't know how to derive any pleasure from it. It's boring. I play roblox.
YOUR SON? Sorry not allowed. I do not care if your kid is a grown ass adult, you bring your kid into my holy Minecraft server and I will traumatize them. I play with fucking proximity chat. I will expose that poor bastard to cognito hazards and tell them how to make meth.
I have NO CLUE what you're expecting bringing your kin around me
I think anthony already knows how to make meth but honestly I do kind of agree. He's a growing boy! He's also the head administrator of site 330 both in the US and the UK so I couldn't really bring him along even if I wanted to.
How's about the administrator of site 107? She's a cunt and she's also like 83, it'd be fun.
(Directoro Andrea De'noro)
FUCK YES BRING HER.
She's 74 and please don't.
Yeah and?
Wait how old do you fuckers think I am-
What are you guys doing this time?
Well, good to know we have another.
i went to the SCP website
 this shouldn’t be so funny to me
we’re so fucked
Give it a moment. We're undergoing a containment breach.
We at the scp foundation just want to say,holy fuck the multiverse is fucked, hell our solar system is,our sun is a fucking egg, that's scary,I can't do this,I wanna quit my job,I don't want to be aware of the horrors,please someone get me out of this hell,I can't even die, I'm trapped in a room where no one can fucking die,I've tried trust me,I am trapped here until the end of time.
....wait, if you messed up....who is gonna protect humans..?
I don't fucking know I'm just an intern, humans are fucked, there's a literal living drawing, there's cake that can end the world, hell theres a fucking zombie virus.
You good, intern?
I saw beyond the veil,I saw the abyss but the abyss doesnt stare back,we're not even ants to the abyss. It just ignores us and that's the only reason we're still here.
Yea it does that. You want amnestics?
I want out of here,out of this doomed reality, I need to vanish,please. I need to vanish.
That's cute. Don't we all. Anyway here's class A amnestics, go forget your little... Crisis.
