*Please note that I used this style because Im not sure about the design and because Im not really in a drawing mood right now
Okay so Smol Cal is based more off of a china doll and Calliopes trollsona. The long hair is becase of Jade but LE is still bald.
Calliope was never evil, just horribly depressed so Beta Bro never became abusive, just rather distant. Hes still a crappy guardian but what do you expect, its Dave.
Alpha Dave meanwhile is creeped out by Smol Cal and constantly daydreams about throwing her out the window but shes his only friend so he keeps her.
The betta sprites are pretty much the same, just a little swapped. Jane’s is Poppop and a harlequinn, Roxy still protoyped Jasper with her princess doll but she never knitted a tentacle creature onto it, Dirk is a little different. Insted of himself going back in time he built a robot body for AR to go back for him and prototyped it with a dead crow (decapitation not a stab through the chest) and Jake is Jake’s dreamself and Bec.
The alpha sprites however are different because different trolls died.
Mituna and Latula for John and Rufioh and Damara for Jade (she stops alot of “their” fighting) Meulin gets prototyped with Jaspersprite making Jaspeulinsprite^2 and Horrus gets prototyped with ARsprite making ARussprite^2 who is a lot like ARquiusprite but with less sweating and wings
Poppop Egbert and Grandma Harley are found by Colonel Sassacre who was married to Betty Crocker (This is still Feferi but before she went batshit crazy)
Grandma Harley immediately shoots Colenel Sassacre because babys should not have guns
Colonel Sassacre’s Pet dog Halley raises Poppop and Grandma
Grandma leaves her brother Poppop to travel the world with Halley and get away from her overprotective mom
DD will use Halley + Meow code to create Bec
Grandma adopts Mom Lalonde
Grandma will later adopt Jake as well, she is very nice to him and likes showing him the stars and how to hunt but he will accidentally shoot her and will then be raised by Bec
Mom Lalonde will adopt Roxy but will be emotionally distant and constantly drink, making Roxy hate alcohol. Occasionally Mom will support her daughter by buying her wizard statues and games but shes usually preoccupied by her book
Dirk will be adopted by Bro who was raised by a possessed version of Smol Cal (She looks like a scary china doll btw) Bro has made millions with his crappy movies. Dirk is often left to his own devices since his brother is so famous but will often stare up at Smol Cal (hes rather confused as to why his brother wont let him touch the doll and keeps it on a high shelf in a glass cage)
Meanwhile Poppop Egbert had Dad Egbert who will adopt Jane when the meteor crushes Poppop
Meanwhile in the alpha verse…
Nana Crocker and Grandpa “Crocker” are adopted by )(IR aka Betty Crocker but she is so overwhelmingly coddling and coocoo Grandpa gets sick of her and leaves which is one of the straws that break the fish queens back
Grandpa changes his last name to English out of spite of )(IR and because they think Lady English is pretty cool, they then create a bunch of LE merchandise and move to hell murder island
He raises Jade with love and care teaching her all about hunting monsters and how crazy his “mom” was
He is eventually killed by )(IR but poor little Jade thinks its a monster and is forced to burn her Grandpa before the creature comes back to eat him
Meanwhile Nana had a son who will adopt John after Nana dies. John, like his great uncle, is not happy being the heir to crocker corp and is constantly trying to run away.
Meanwhile Alpha Mom has grown up a scientist and Alpha Bro has a Robot Empire and while he likes puppets he isnt obsessed with them since he wasnt raised by Lil Cal. Together they take down a lot of )(IR’s minions but in the end they are killed.
Luckily Bro kept his time powers and while Mom wasnt a seer her light abilities still helped them know what the kids would need in the future.
Bro leaves Dave a lot of Robots and puppets (Dave will arrive with an empty Smol Cal) and Mom will leave Rose with books, knitting supplies, wizard statues, and (unfortunately) alcohol
Caliborn will give the kids the ability to talk to eachother so they can play sburb because he knows he cant exist unless they play the game and create a new universe
When Vriska learned about Lady English she knew she had to find a way to kill her, so she started up an army to kill her. Feferi meanwhile learned about her post scratch self and unlike Meenah, was completely disgusted and embarrassed by it so she convinced Vriska to let her help. The rest of the pre-scratch trolls are also far more helpful than the canon ones were, Terezi, Kanaya, and Aradia ecspecially are willing to join the army and dont have to be mind controlled into it.
I was thinking about it and decided that Jade will build Robots instead of Dirk and builds one of herself to fight though it also has a peace mode so she can hang out with someone. However it eventually starts to get a bit buggy, almost as if someone hacked it so Jadebot rips out its own heart before it actually hurts Jade.
For the beta universe Dirk will keep making robots like sawtooth, squarewave, and ar, but Grandma Jade is the one who makes Jake a dreambot
Hey everyone just wanted you to know that I changed some things around in the character info page! I added the cherubs and changed )(IC to )(IR as well as a couple other small things
Kankri and Porrim have a deal where Kankri will try out Porrim’s outfits if she’ll listen to him rant (she usually borrows some headphones from Latula)
She is a lot more depressed and drinks to cope with being alone, which of course makes her even more depressed because its a depressent. Rose believes the only good thing in her life is her friends and they are the only things keeping her alive. She spends a lot of her time sleeping so she can visit the dreambubbles and see her friends (even if they are dead) and the rest of her time she spends trying to look toward a future that will protect her friends. (I headcanon that Rose is extrodinarally suicidal but in the canon universe her mom was able to get her medication that helped, she doesnt have any meds in this au) She tries to hide it behind a sharp tounge and bright pink text but Rose really needs some therepy on herself
Rose and Dave growing up as the last humans on an earth that )(IC basically destroyed using technology to speak to people in the past with one message betty crocker is evil & john is just like 'i know right!?'
John is like Ron Weasley: He is constantly unkowingly figuring out the future
As a Witch of Hope Jade can make people believe what she wants them too, she can change their mind about practically anything. Mostly she uses these powers too help her friends believe in themselves and in hope for a better future (which is a very helpful power in a hopeless game)
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