something stupid this way comes

Chris Cerulli - just some tall memelord idiot chats: covensent

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make way worlds sleepiest man coming through

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hi everyone I've been violently ill for the past couple of days so I'm gonna throw Chris on hiatus until it passes

I wuv u all

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@thnksfrthstrdst what makes you say that?

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@thegargoylenamedgerd it's a mystery!!!

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@thegargoylenamedgerd the one that messaged me was like "hi 🌼🦚"

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these bots are weird

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me omw to love on my bf's selfie knowing I'll never post one again xo

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chris c, dare

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dare: share the last meme you saved to your phone

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Just a worm trying to have a good day!!!

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@hellfindsyoueverywhere it's called the dinner and it has a really unreliable narrator and it's written from the perspective to where You're the character and it really messed with my head

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i just read one of the weirdest short stories I've ever read and idk what to think

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@hellfindsyoueverywhere i'm his own personal slobber person

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being around a new puppy every day is so fun especially when it slobbers all over your face after you put eye makeup on

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@themourningdevil valid

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@finntothedeep i keep getting one for ibs

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you all ever just scream?