Because Who Else Are You Going To Dissosciate With

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Tumblr WHY

[moon-elf-cyana]

Quick question Aoi, how old are you? Sorry, I can’t remember.

In terms of my creation, I am a couple months, but I look like I am 3 or 4 💙

They have been aging rather quickly, and their brain is aging much faster as well, they have been reading and learning at an 8th grade level :o

[ask-the-bmai-cyan]

*eats cereal* :3

[moon-elf-cyana]

Leave it to Eris to make a super baby.

Yeeeeep

[screamboi]

Damn this lil boy already smarter than me

[moon-elf-cyana]

A Night out won't kill you, doofus, c'mon~

[screamboi]

IT WILL IF I DRINK ALL THIS KETAMINE

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Yoooo I just slept so well I forgot about my exsistance

[pukicho]

How big is the blue man group ? Youd think 3 but you shave your head and become blue and then suddenly its 4

[screamboi]

Is this a threat?

[best-shower-thoughts]

There are two types of infinity. One type is where someone can count from 1 to 2, 2 to 3 and so on. The other is where it’s impossible to even get from 0 to 1. (source)

[screamboi]

I instantly thought 2-1-1-3

[screamboi]

So I was taking a shower

And it was feeling a little cold so I put the heat up and then it was feeling a little hot so naturally I reached out to the knob to turn it off but my brain just went to “no, you asked for this accept the scorch” and I sat there scalding myself

[screamboi]

What if Jiro from MHA instead of playing her heartbeat through the speakers played earrape through her phone and she just amplified it

[screamboi]

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[itsapmseymour]

Sometimes my brain feels like an over cluttered hard drive and trying to look up an item, not for the sake of finding the item, but where exactly the origin folder is.

Example,

“I KNOW I HEARD THIS SONG SOMEWHERE BUT WHERE THE HELL WAS IT???”

[screamboi]

Or “THE HELL IS THE NAME OF THIS SONG?!?”