Bastard Energy

things said out of context from the goblin cave, consisting of Cas, Car, and Ven

[screaminggoblincave]

Why is nemo fuck time?!?

[screaminggoblincave]

If I'm not allowed to put polonium in my vagina, then you can't drink arsenic

[screaminggoblincave]

Cas: where did you get all that extra blood

Ven: i grew it myself!!!

Cas: in your own flesh meat?

Ven: i didn't say that

Cas:.... that's still theft

Ven: i grew it myself!!!

Cas: how????

Ven: with a blood plant!!!!

Cas: waht???

[grandpa-bastardman-the-sizequeen]

Me: what if I lick to claim it as mine

True aluminum love: ....

True aluminum love: I’ve had your tongue in my mouth

[screaminggoblincave]

I'm gunna stick my sweaty skin to your sweaty skin and then we can become skin buddies

[screaminggoblincave]

I mean I have a bucket of herpes if you want some

[screaminggoblincave]

You stick your right leg out and you shake it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you get removed from the tum and that's what its all about~~

[screaminggoblincave]

When wavy davy falls off the wall it's fuck time

[screaminggoblincave]

It's a choose your own adventure but with vaginas

[screaminggoblincave]

At least you didn't do quadradics on my pussy

[screaminggoblincave]

Trance rice

[screaminggoblincave]

[screaminggoblincave]

Trance rice

[screaminggoblincave]

I've got three emotions

Smug

Queer

And plug me in I need to charge

[screaminggoblincave]

It's the truth

I fisted it with the butt of my shotgun

[screaminggoblincave]

Car wants to cream pie Gordon Ramsay

[screaminggoblincave]

Just sending dead people through the mail to my mother perfectly normal stuff

[screaminggoblincave]

Hey come here so I can jizz on your face, I need to put out the fire