[screaminginfidelitxes]

hi i’m chris kamrada and welcome to jackass....

you’ll find me making stupid cringey tiktoks, drooling over my husband, or acting like a dumbass. i thrive on coffee, sunshine and my frat trash aesthetic. if you still think you want to be friends with me hit me up at fakecrfraud i promise you’ll regret every second of it

[screaminginfidelitxes]

my baby turns ONE in sixteen days

IM NOT READY

[screaminginfidelitxes]

good morning ✌️ why is my house a MESS

[screaminginfidelitxes]

oh i’m so behind and so exhausted™️

[screaminginfidelitxes]

i sincerely apologize to anyone that reads those tags

[notcalvinclein-deactivated20210]

what’s cooler than being cool? 𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒅

[kyliexgender]

[[adopting a baby]] “aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?” “may 30th” “a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”

[screaminginfidelitxes]

who wants a friend? i’m trying to be a social creature

[screaminginfidelitxes]

i should be sleeping. toddler is asleep so i should definitely still be asleep yet here we are

[unclefather]

[northcoast]

I wanna make you laugh and kiss you everywhere

[screaminginfidelitxes]

who remembers me saying 1-2 business days before i’d be back??

[super-metroid]

shoutouts to my mutuals who i've rarely ever talked to and have only absorbed vague information about me through my posts, i have no idea what you know about me and it haunts my every waking moment. hope y'all are doing well.

[dummyspice]

curse you, perry the platypus 😤

[screaminginfidelitxes]

can you train a baby to not wake up before the sun? i love her but wow do i need some sleep

[rodrickheffeley]

there's something stupid going inside my head

[screaminginfidelitxes]

i am also now scrolling tiktok i will be back in 1-2 business days