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commissions are open!!

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Heya!! Im finally starting commissions!

And then heres some more examples of my art

This is my first time doing commissions, so please forgive me if i mess anything up!

I will not do

Inc×st

Heavy age gap ships (p×dophilia ships)

B×stiality ships

Nsfw art

I can do

Furry ocs

Ships/ship children

Gore

For every character added to the picture is +$2!

Dm me if you're interested!

[frogopera]

*cracks open a bag of candy and a jar of salt* SO, HALLOWEEN PSA TIME

[kap768]

It’s summer but still-

[iguanamouth]

the unfortunate truth about drawing scales is that they never really get less annoying to do and getting better at them only means you get to draw more complicated ones

the way they generally work for me is i tend to follow a pattern of larger, flatter scales following the tops of arms and leg surrounded by smaller, rounded support scales - i try to use a lighter touch on the pen pressure while filling in the scales so the outlines end up more distinctive

this works basically the same for the head!

for the longer stretches of body i tend to use the interlocking u’s, starting with one row on the widest part of the body and building downwards

copying and pasting isnt a perfect shortcut, especially if you have a lot of curves, but it DOES save a chunk of time

they dont have to be perfect!! honestly the hardest part is getting them to be even, and that just takes a lot of practice. remember that theyll fold in a bit as they get closer to the edge of the body if you can manage it ( which is hard ) - the closer the thinner, which helps give the illusion of curving. uhhh hope this helps

[crystallizedtwilight]

These are just my opinions and some artists may not be discouraged by these things, but I’ve been artist on this site for over 10 years and felt some of these things were at least worth mentioning. Thanks for your kindness everyone!

[everestseal]

you cant just say you have a hack for drawing pinstripes and not tell us jude cmon

[roxoah]

by popular demand on twitter. This is just how I do holo

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Beta senpai edit bc his og looked rancid as fuck and as @kerm-the-fro said,

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More from @incorrect-nightmares

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So lately ive been dead but also been obsessed with little nightmares as of literally friday so take these doodles i made

(The next one was posted on @/incorrect-nightmares)

So uh yea

(Commissions still open btw)

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Straight hair, straight A, straightforward, straight girl

Little Miss Perfect

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Heres some art ive done lately because i keep forgetting to update here akdnsk

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Made an Appy Spinel to go with the spinel fruit salad gang

Pls be nice to her she is very small and an actual child fksnfksndke

Fruit group made by @zanyolive

[number-1-harumi-hater]

Onion Cookie: Can we go to a haunted house this year dad?

Adventurer Cookie: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Onion: WHAT?! D:

Adventurer: Good night sweetie.

[aliensfuckmeup]

European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other part of the world are considered to be signs of laziness and disrespect and get routinely made fun of.

[wholetjackdrive]

My whole family is Korean. My sister and I have grown up in the US so we can pretty much speak English. However, our parents speak very broken English. It makes me mad though because my mother has taken ESL classes at our local university and my father graduated from the University of Washington with a PhD in mechanical engineering, yet I constantly see them being made fun of by their coworkers or other people in general because “they’re too lazy to try to understand English.” My mom has spent countless nights crying whilst taking her classes because of the stress wishing she could speak half as fluently as I can. If you don’t know what it’s like trying to learn English as a second language, then you have no room to talk.

[skaletal-deactivated20190721]

 rainbow-ginger-butterfly:

NEVER MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS BROKEN ENGLISH. IT MEANS THEY SPEAK ONE MORE LANGUAGE THAN YOU DO. 

As someone who’s been trained to teach English to non-English speakers, allow me to inform you that English is an eldritch Frankenstein-esque abomination of borrowed words and mismatched grammatical rules.

Structurally, English is as convoluted and obtuse as any aspect of governmental bureaucracy, and it’s similarly societally entrenched in a way that makes people believe, and even insist, that’s just “the way of things.”

Here’s the facts: English is fucking hard. English doesn’t make logical sense. English is weird and horrible and inconsistent and makes common use of unusual phonemes that most adult speakers of other languages have to be mechanically taught to differentiate from similar sounds that are distinct in the English language. Without mechanical introduction and proper instruction, a lot of people cannot actually hear the difference in sounds you are mocking them for.

In some languages, [p] and [b] are indistinguishable. This is why you heard that gentleman say he would like a “can of Coke or Bebsi” with his order. It has nothing to do with laziness.

In some languages, [l] and [r] are indistinguishable. This is why you’re an asshole for going “me rikey” like the substitution is somehow comical. You’re a dick, and also most likely racist.

In the vast majority of languages, [θ] and [ð], known to English speakers as the voiceless (thing) and voiced (there) versions of the th sound, respectively, straight up does not even exist. This is why she says “teef” or “toofbrush,” why he keeps saying “ze” or “de” in place of “the,” and why they said “sank you very much” when you held open the door for them. 

There are sounds in English that a hell of a lot of speakers of other languages cannot teach themselves to recognize and recreate without assistance.

And, y’know, even if you get the screwy grammar and troublesome pronounciation down, English is a language in which very slight changes in intonation and word stress can completely change the meaning of a sentence. 

Like so:

But how are you doing? (Flamboyant pleasure to see someone, eagerness to catch up.)

But how are you doing? (Deflection from inquiries about self, moving conversation in a new direction.)

But how are you doing? (Concern, request for further or more accurate information.)

These are all totally different statements.

It’s incredibly easy to come across in a way you did not want or intend to when you’re not familiar with the particular ways in which saying something can change what it means to other people. 

Don’t you ever give people shit for not achieving or approaching fluency in English.

Repeat after me: English is a terrible fucking language and speaking it does not make me tangibly superior to anyone else in literally any way.

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Drawing I made for @kerm-the-fro but I still hate u sol jfksndks

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Drawing of @mahiyos 's au i did a month ago but forgot to post ;;

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Doodle I made because I saw @i-am-my-diamond-suf-au and I couldn't get this out of my head because he radiates pure himbo and real time dubs eggman vibes

My friend said he's hot btw

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Nice