Swordi001

Generally a pretty big idiot but also queer so if you tell me that you're homeownerphobic They/Them

[targetedknowledge]

[alex-and-nova420]

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

[sukimas]

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

[bruisepoker]

does anyone know if it’s possible

[moonrver]

[bruisepoker]

ok good I was getting worried

[saffronbaklava]

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[eingedeutscht]

regenbogenblicke-archiv

baldige Organneuerscheinungen:

Mitteldarm

Gallenniere

Hohlvene (schlecht in der Schule)

Inhaltsverzeichnis

Semikolon

Sterber (Gegenteil von Leber)

Bauchzweicheldrüse

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[poupon]

Wow thanks for the ingot man let me just inspect the quality real quick

Dude come on

[spaceoddeity]

Jaaaa mein Gott sorry das ich dem geschenkten Gaul ins Maul geschaut hab. Was wenn der Karies hat. So wie ich Pferde kenne hab ich dann innerhalb von drei Tagen einen toten Gaul und dann ist keiner von uns beiden glücklich. Kennst du irgendwelche Tierärzte.

[koiagain]

much to think about

[gawdland]

same energy?

[shark-tranny]

adding this to the pile

[liebendenachtigall]

Guten Abend

[official-lauchzwiebel]

great shen war doch die schwesti vom hänsel

lowkey wollte nen eigenen joke dazu machen aber ich lass das stehen weil. is nix hinzuzufügen.

[official-die-hauptstadt]

[skipsjack]

they're converging

[princessmo]

[shark-tranny]

subway x tram yuri

[shark-tranny]

You will burn for your sins against god

yayyy 🎉

[unfug-bilder]

Die Krosse Krabbe (im Hintergrund) hat sich aber massiv verändert