Stuck in the world's worst get-along shirt

HEY! I'm the Team Yell conductor, and this asshole stuck to me is a Team Plasma grunt. We're stuck in an Arctozolt's body together until we figure out how to fix this. | A Pokemon IRL blog run by Bench.

[screamsandshocks]

HEY!

Decibel here, she/her, the Team Yell conductor! To those part of less-cool Teams, it's sorta like an admin but way cooler.

I'm here to make sure Marnie of Spikemuth becomes champion of Galar, and won't stop yelling until she wins!

Or that's what I would say, if I was still in Galar, and still in a human body.

For some Zarude-forsaken reason, I and a Team Plasma grunt have been whisked away to a world that feels right out of a fairytale. A world of only Pokemon.

And we're both stuck in the body of one of Cara Liss' mistakes, an Arctozolt.

I control the upper body, so I get to do all the talking and typing. The Plasma grunt can't get a word in if I don't want her to! But don't worry, I'll be transcribing for her, and won't change it unless she says something even more stupid than she usually does.

Don't think I've given up on my goal! When I return to Galar, I'll make sure Spikemuth gets the champion we deserve, no matter what.

Hello, I am Naylene, and use she/her pronouns. This buffoon is typing out what I want to say, as I don't currently have the means to do so myself.

While I'm not a "conductor" like Decibel, I'm no slouch either. I'm a high-ranking grunt in Team Plasma's ranks, and boast many successful releases of Pokemon.

I control the lower body of the Arctozolt we're stuck as, so Decibel can't get anywhere without my cooperation. Serves her right.

This world, while I'd rather be here with almost anyone else, is proof for me that Pokemon can thrive without trainers. Lord N's plans will come to fruition, as soon as I can find a way back to Team Plasma.

But first, we have been tasked to save this world. And I don't intend to abandon any Pokemon in need of saving.

OOC

Hopefully this'll be the last new blog I make for a while.

This is a blog for a peculiar duo from my main PMD fic, Eternal Shadows! Someone from Team Yell and someone from Team Plasma, forced into a body together and forced to work together to save the PMD world.

NSFW interactions are not allowed. However, you are allowed to have your characters flirt with them if they are of age. Don't expect them to return the favor, though.

Pelipper Mail, Mystery Gift, Union Circle, and their variants are on. Magic anons are off. Sapient Pokemon interactions are welcome and encouraged!

Decibel's text will be magenta, and Naylene's text will be blue. There may be a third character appearing on this blog later on, whose text will be green.

I hope you all enjoy this blog!

[bella-of-ballonlea]

Interesting with the prevalence of "evil teams" on this site that I have yet to see any members of team "Yell" on here. It seems the worse a group's actions were, the more presence they hold.

I suppose there was no need for yell to stick around, if nepotism wins in every universe. Disappointing.

At least there's some peace and quiet now.

[screamsandshocks]

HEY! I know we've been quiet here, but I'm not giving up, not until Marnie is champion of Galar!

[screamsandshocks]

I think a get-along shirt would be a blessing compared to getting Arctozolted…

Agreed.

One of the few things we can agree on.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

(@screamsandshocks) Hello, Lady Concordia and Lady Anthea. It's good to see that you both are well. Please give Lord N my regards, and I wish you all luck in the liberation of Pokemon. I have now seen a world where Pokemon live away from humans, and it's beautiful.

It'd be more beautiful if I wasn't stuck with this Galarian buffoon, but the point stands.

May Pokemon be liberated.

-Naylene

Oh. Hello. I will certainly pass that on to N.

This world you have seen...that is literal and not metaphorical? Does this world have something called "mystery dungeons"?

[screamsandshocks]

It's literal, and it does. Do you know about it, Lady Concordia?

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

I do...I have been collecting information on it for some time now. Do you by any chance know how you ended up there?

[screamsandshocks]

A strange dream about a rainbow void, a giant pink hand, and the buffoon I'm stuck sharing a body with.

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

(@screamsandshocks) Hello, Lady Concordia and Lady Anthea. It's good to see that you both are well. Please give Lord N my regards, and I wish you all luck in the liberation of Pokemon. I have now seen a world where Pokemon live away from humans, and it's beautiful.

It'd be more beautiful if I wasn't stuck with this Galarian buffoon, but the point stands.

May Pokemon be liberated.

-Naylene

Oh. Hello. I will certainly pass that on to N.

This world you have seen...that is literal and not metaphorical? Does this world have something called "mystery dungeons"?

[screamsandshocks]

It's literal, and it does. Do you know about it, Lady Concordia?

[fated-furret]

(@screamsandshocks) Hey! You have a son who's a Pokemon? You wouldn't happen to know how to care for a Dreepy, would you? -Decibel

Not in particular, but I do have one piece of advice pertaining to the both of you.

[screamsandshocks]

And what's that?

[screamsandshocks]

Hi to you both!

Have you at all found common ground with each other that makes coexisting at least a little easier? You both want to help others in your own ways, after all, but you fundamentally disagree on what needs to be done in order to do so.

I hope you can eventually come to understand each other.

(Also omg it's them, thanks Bench)

What common ground? I'm saving Spikemuth, she's trying to upend the world like those Team Galactic bozos.

You're no better than Team Rocket, you boorish buffoon. Have you ever even considered that your entire team's goal is harming Pokemon? No one should be Champion of Galar, the League should be abolished.

I don't want her to smack me with her tail again, so I'll refrain from retaliating. For now.

I suppose there are two things we can agree on. That this world of only Pokemon needs to be saved, and that we'll protect this Dreepy as much as we can.

Nothing else. I hate Naylene.

Likewise to you.

[screamsandshocks]

Oh, dear god.

I've heard about the Cara Liss chimera Pokemon, but to have to live in one?

Are you two okay? Are you in pain?

Yes, I'm in pain from having to deal with this nitwit 24/7. And there's the physical pain too, but she's much worse.

I could say the same about you. I'd rather never walk again than have to spend another day with you.

[screamsandshocks]

I’m good, fan club of evil and evil hippies don’t seem like the greatest use of my time.

I'm not evil! Naylene is the evil one! I just want the best for Spikemuth!

Me, evil? You're the evil one here! I only want the best for Pokemon!

[screamsandshocks]

You all are a buncha weirdos. We're all weirdos in Team Yell, you all should join us!

Naylene says she won't let us walk until I transcribe what she wants to say on this, so I suppose I'll do that.

You shouldn't join those ruffians. They're all trainers, and some of the worst of the bunch. Join Team Plasma instead, and help liberate Pokemon.

[screamsandshocks]

OOC

Reblog this post if you want an ask from Decibel and/or Naylene!