Whatever I Want

for shit posting and shit

[somecutething]

[screeching-penguin-harmony]

Heaven

[killowave]

[sexwithstilinskiandhale]

[louisandthedagger]

ashton kutcher and mila kunis reading breakup rumours is everything

[one-in-lemillion]

Is the same

[opera-ghost]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[doctormissy-archive-deactivated]

Whoa. What? He’s running. You son of a bitch!

[swingsetindecember]

in movies, when a scientist is held hostage and is forced to make a bomb or virus, like my guy, those villains don’t know shit about science. just make a gumball machine, my dude

[january-summers]

eighth grade science fair volcano, but fancy looking

[swingsetindecember]

 i just want once where the villain is like, you are too late, i detonated the device and instead of doom and gloom it is just confetti sparklers with abba’s waterloo playing and the scientist is like, bitch you thought 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[twilightrenaissance]

it’s so nice of them to lay out a carrot for edward even though they know he’s not coming

[bisexualemmettcullen]

can we just talk about how they put all their food DIRECTLY on the table??

[luvlaff]

[zapped-silly]

Me too, man.

[yassmines]

this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN

[yassmines]

god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH 😂😂 hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE

[screeching-penguin-harmony]

The one singular sillyband😂

[pleatedjeans]

The perfect party decoration [x]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bandtshirt]

[juuliaroberts]

You know what

[owlet]

holy shit

[owlet]

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