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Quick message

I would like to thank my amazing boyfriend for some reason putting up with me, helping me , and loving me endlessly, I love him Soooo much and he is the best person I could have ever asked for. And even before that he was the best best friend I could have had for years , so thanks for sticking around long enough, after seeing each other get in and out of relationships we finally got in a long serious one , with one another ❤️❤️❤️

#national boyfriend day

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This just cracks me up every time😂😂😂

screechingpolicestarfish

I AM DEAD LMAO

stop

Do you ever want to just stop? Just say “fuck it” and stop? Not kill yourself, just not doit anymore? But at the same time you can’t? Like your brain can’t conprehend what would happen if you did stop so you just don’t? It’s like walking in a crowded hallway or sidewalk, do you ever wonder in thsoe moments what it would be like if you stopped walking , and maybe you even slow down a little, but something drives you not to stop completely? Do ever just have a moment like that with anything else?Chores, school work, actual work? LIfe in general? Cause I do....

#stop

I’m so great at dad jokes you might as well call me daddy// bad pick up lines you should never use

Does anyone else relate to taylor swift’s new song or is that just me? Also omgggg there are so many hidden messages in that music video is like tiny little middle fingers forming a huge one, tbh I like this song better than any of her other ones.

#taylor swift #reputation #look what you made me do

Life question

If you and your clone (that looked, thought, and had the exact same memories as you) had sex, what would it be incest? Masturbation? Those are the two most frequently answered things when I ask my friends this question ( for the record I did not make up this question one of my friends did)

Making a creative and original post on tumblr is so hard when nothing interesting happens in your life, and when something does happen no one would get it besides your closest friends, so you would have to write out a novel no one would read for you to get to the point of said interesting thing that happened, and said novel probably would be very confusing because (if you’re anything like me) you wouldn’t know where to start and the time line would be all messed up, and if for some reason someone did read everything and actually understood it , lets face it someone probably already came up with your autobiography and posted it before you did.