Daisy: "Would you like some tea, weary traveller?"
Scribble: "Oh! Sure, I'd lo- I mean no! No thank you. I'm, um, in a hurry!"
Daisy: "In a hurry for what, dear?"
Scribble: "For, um, dinner? Yeah, dinner!"
Daisy: "Dinner with who?"
Daisy: "Well then, you'll have to swing by later on for some tea then, won't you dear?"
Scribble: "Oh, uh, no thank you."
Daisy: "Well, why not? I've seen you around before, and you don't seem to be a particularly busy person. I insist you come by soon for some tea."
Scribble: "Well, uh, tea bags have microplastics! And I want to care for my health, so I can't."
Daisy: "I strain my tea from fresh leaves, so no tea bags and no microplastics for you to worry about."
Scribble: "Well, I'm trying to lose weight, and I don't like tea without sugar, so I shouldn't."
Daisy: "I have honey, which pairs especially nicely with green tea, which is in turn known for helping with weight loss."
Scribble: "I... don't like honey?"
Daisy: "Don't like honey? Well, I have some lovely licorice teas - those are naturally sweet. And I know you love licorice, you eat it often on your little picnics."
Scribble: "Well, it's too warm for tea today."
Daisy: "I have iced tea."
Scribble: "Uh... I tell you what, why don't I take some tea off you and have it at dinner."
Daisy: "Sure! I'll come along with you. I would love nothing more than to see your delight from my tea!"
Scribble: "You can't come!"
Scribble: "The dinner is... a romantic date?"
Daisy: "Do not lie to me!"
Scribble: "Yeah that excuse was rubbish wasn't it?"
Daisy: "Now, since you have no good reason not to drink the tea, I insist you drink it!"
Scribble: "Err, look! Oh no! Terror and despair! Horror and, um, double despair. My canine instincts are conquering me! I must dig! Yes, dig! And spray dirt everywhere. Wahahah- wait no why would a dog laugh? Um, AWOOOOOOOOO!"
(Pinging @astralpandamoniumfox . Do you fancy dinner while I'm at it?)