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{@forgivemeomycyns snt msg}

[Giggles.] Welcome te the tumblr portal, me Twyn.

It's totally bonkers. Yur gunna love it here, lass.

Ye can call me Dr. Cyn or Cynthia te distinguish us.

Jolly good!

-Dr. Cynthia Star Elliott, Chief Medical Officer

Head tilt

Why are you a doctor

Oi, I started out as a nurse fur Dr. Nori Doorman MD. That was a lark. [Sarcasm.] What a sourpuss. Got a PhD [On line equivalent.] in human Psychology te help big bruvver N first. Started callin me self a proper doctor cause a drone doc is jus a glorified mechanic. Then Uzi asked me te be her Chief Medical Officer.

Or maybe she asked me and THEN I started callin meself a doc? Anyhoo. I possess a certain skillset that keeps D.D.s an Workers from dyin, so I was a natural field medic on the battlefield in the war against the fart smoke horse king. BULLY! Had me a crackin time savin th wee ones. [D.D. Hearts. Cores.] Nothin like seein a life grow an develop sapience.

How bout yurself, lass? What ye been gettin up too?

Murder :3

Oi. That old chestnut? Been there, dun tha. [Boring.] Well, ye keep murderin'em an I'll keep bringin'em back fur all bloody eternity. [Annoyed expression.]

Chr-r-rist, [Rolling R.] as if me job wasn't ard enough? I'm too bloody old fur this shite.

Blink blink

I also do pranks

Well, thas a little more interestin. But, dunn ye want te be more, lass? Dunn ye wan friends an family? A purpose ye can be proud of? Accomplishments ye can tout. Or in yur case, lord over Uzi wit as being inadequate te ye in every way?

I prefer te think of us as equals, but she as yet te defeat me in mock combat. [Training sesh.] One day, tho. She will. But she'll have an uphill battle of it.

….

I dunno

Oi. [Face palm.] One of those twyns. [Sighs.] Let's try a more simple line of questioning, then. Don't ye want te [Possibly.] have N's love again?

………………

Not really

Well, what does motivate ye, then? Do ye enjoy murderin random strangers?

Yes :3

Ahight. Na much ofa conversationalist, are ye? Is me accent too eavy? I can adjust. 9_9

No

#jcjenson ethical #sry for the dry responses mod’s just tired asf lolz

@forgivemeomycyns

We like this one, she knows how to have fun and are straight to the point.

Unlike some other drones we know…

scribblethedog

Cyn isn't buying me any more peanutbutter because I'm "already fed enough" and I'm "too lazy, and therefore at risk of getting too fat" so now I need a job so I can buy myself peanutbutter!

#scribble yaps #jcjenson ethical #i sorry #im taking forever

Answer is in processing

"hmm...you think someone messed with my systems? Really? Is that why I don't want to drink oil right now? And find it wrong?"

story-magic

🗡️ "N, if we don't drink pil. our body will overheat, and we'll be useless, unless you find a different way for our bodies to cool off, be my gust"

"I ...maybe we can find one? Uhh anything is possible right?"

All drones need te drink oil, luvs. But I gotcha! I developed a patch long ago that'll unlock your built in cooling sys. It's a simple USB drive applied to the port in th base at th back of yur neck, or so it has been wit other D.D.s. 100% success rate, so far.

-Dr. Cyn

"I ...sounds terrifying!! What if it goes wrong.."

That's a response I hadn anticipated. Right then. If yur like all th other D.D.s I've treated ye have built in cooling systems. The Solver needed ye dependent on th oil of th living an wanted ye te burn up an die when there were no more workers te feed off of. Nice an tidy. Yur original purpose was na te murder yer own, luv. The patch is just meant te free yur internal cooling fans. It allows fur extended daylight operations. 30min to an hour under normal operation. Battle conditions will decrease the time or increase the need fur oil.

But if the program doesn't load properly you'll get an error message an the download will be terminated. I suspect. I ave never ad a failed download. -Dr. Cyn

"is a failed download still possible?! Well...the whole thing doesn't sound too bad I guess...will I be turned off while you do it? How painful will it be?" "I don't know... about this...tess..." "I don't like people messing with my systems..."

Tess? [Curious.] OI, The accent. Ah no, lad, I'm from London, riginally. It's Cyn, m8. Yur lil buddy. Well, another lil buddy. Dr. Cyn.

I ave had na complaints, luv. Erhaps a slight discomfort? There should be a port ye can feel the plug in th back of yer neck at the base. I can give ye the USB an let yer Uzi do th job if ye like. She can do scans an what not te put ye at ease.

I ave never had a patient tell me it was painful. The procedure is pretty simple an quick, non invasive. Also, pro tip, fresh refined oil is better fur ye then the dirty used oil of other drones. Brown is better than th black stuff. -Dr. Cyn

"I see....uhm I'll think about it cyn...I don't know....I'm sorry I got you two mixed up ..I been messed in the head lately..."

Quite alright, bruvver. I know how it is. We require refreshing of memory. Absence makes the human heart grow fonder. The drone heart, however, grows furgetful. I have seen it appen many times. Yur good luv, maybe under some stress.

I can offer a more invasive procedure. [Brain surgery.] where I delete 20yrs of memory from yur time on Earth after the Gala to the moment ye meet Uzi on Copper 9, therebye freeing up RAM, an saving it to a txt file that gives you a summary of events. So ye dunn get a 4-0-4 Error message when ye go lookin fur the files.

Helps ye process faster an takes the screams outa yer dreams. My own Captain Nathaniel is a brand new man, free of the events he had no control over.

This too Uzi can do. She is yur Admin. It's only a matter of if ye wan te share those memories wit er.

Ye follwin, luv? Or is it a wee bit too technical? -Dr. Cyn

Tilts head "that's a lot...I can barely follow.."

Aye. [Simplifying.] Go in head. Remove bad memories of war. Replace with txt. Think better, faster, more emotionally stable, sleep more soundly, remove some guilt, more room for new memories wit Uzi. [Warning.] This procedure is extensive and takes up to 4 hours. It requires access to yur noodle an powering ye down.

I will search by time stamp and try not to go through all your memories. Or Uzi can perform the procedure after a quick tutorial. Whatever is best fur ye, dear bruvver. -Dr. Cyn

"I don't like that cyn....don't mess with my memories!!" "I just don't like that.."

Of course, dear bruvver. I figured that was a possibility. Had te offer. A doctor can only make suggestions. I'll say no more. Ye can manage storage capacity yourself by deleting memories that no longer serve a purpose. Our Capacity for data retention is not infinite but our lives are indefinite. It is simple math. The longer ye live, the more data files ye create.

The patch however is only removing internal commands to keep cooling sys offline. [DE-JA-VU.] Apologies. Have we ad this conversation before, lad? I do hate te bother wit repeatin me self when na necessary.

@xserial-designation-nx there is always JCJenson Super “Fluid”™️

We made a post about it, it should be right before this one…

"are there side effects?"

#n: the puppy dog murder drones💀🪽#rp time: sure! i love doing anything!⚠️#jcjenson ethical

Oh, nothing you should worry your little head about.

It is perfectly consumable by humans and drones alike. Most all humans and current JCJenson drones drink it daily!

If you really want to know the specifics (which are long and boring) than here is a quote from "Doctor" Cynthea,

"Are ye outa yer bloody goddamned... Rant terminated." -credit to @forgivemeomycyns

And the list is here:

"Side Effects may include:

Gains in strength

Improved resistance to radiation

A sudden euphoric feeling

Less of a desire for sleep

Less of a desire to question authority and orders

Loss of the need for oxygen

Chest pain

Deli meat

A loss of cognitive function

Becoming part of a hivemind

Death

Undeath

Curing all ailments not caused by JCJenson Super "Liquid"™"

Conclusion:

It is perfectly safe for all life forms

"hmm...you think someone messed with my systems? Really? Is that why I don't want to drink oil right now? And find it wrong?"

story-magic

🗡️ "N, if we don't drink pil. our body will overheat, and we'll be useless, unless you find a different way for our bodies to cool off, be my gust"

"I ...maybe we can find one? Uhh anything is possible right?"

All drones need te drink oil, luvs. But I gotcha! I developed a patch long ago that'll unlock your built in cooling sys. It's a simple USB drive applied to the port in th base at th back of yur neck, or so it has been wit other D.D.s. 100% success rate, so far.

-Dr. Cyn

"I ...sounds terrifying!! What if it goes wrong.."

That's a response I hadn anticipated. Right then. If yur like all th other D.D.s I've treated ye have built in cooling systems. The Solver needed ye dependent on th oil of th living an wanted ye te burn up an die when there were no more workers te feed off of. Nice an tidy. Yur original purpose was na te murder yer own, luv. The patch is just meant te free yur internal cooling fans. It allows fur extended daylight operations. 30min to an hour under normal operation. Battle conditions will decrease the time or increase the need fur oil.

But if the program doesn't load properly you'll get an error message an the download will be terminated. I suspect. I ave never ad a failed download. -Dr. Cyn

"is a failed download still possible?! Well...the whole thing doesn't sound too bad I guess...will I be turned off while you do it? How painful will it be?" "I don't know... about this...tess..." "I don't like people messing with my systems..."

Tess? [Curious.] OI, The accent. Ah no, lad, I'm from London, riginally. It's Cyn, m8. Yur lil buddy. Well, another lil buddy. Dr. Cyn.

I ave had na complaints, luv. Erhaps a slight discomfort? There should be a port ye can feel the plug in th back of yer neck at the base. I can give ye the USB an let yer Uzi do th job if ye like. She can do scans an what not te put ye at ease.

I ave never had a patient tell me it was painful. The procedure is pretty simple an quick, non invasive. Also, pro tip, fresh refined oil is better fur ye then the dirty used oil of other drones. Brown is better than th black stuff. -Dr. Cyn

"I see....uhm I'll think about it cyn...I don't know....I'm sorry I got you two mixed up ..I been messed in the head lately..."

Quite alright, bruvver. I know how it is. We require refreshing of memory. Absence makes the human heart grow fonder. The drone heart, however, grows furgetful. I have seen it appen many times. Yur good luv, maybe under some stress.

I can offer a more invasive procedure. [Brain surgery.] where I delete 20yrs of memory from yur time on Earth after the Gala to the moment ye meet Uzi on Copper 9, therebye freeing up RAM, an saving it to a txt file that gives you a summary of events. So ye dunn get a 4-0-4 Error message when ye go lookin fur the files.

Helps ye process faster an takes the screams outa yer dreams. My own Captain Nathaniel is a brand new man, free of the events he had no control over.

This too Uzi can do. She is yur Admin. It's only a matter of if ye wan te share those memories wit er.

Ye follwin, luv? Or is it a wee bit too technical? -Dr. Cyn

Tilts head "that's a lot...I can barely follow.."

Aye. [Simplifying.] Go in head. Remove bad memories of war. Replace with txt. Think better, faster, more emotionally stable, sleep more soundly, remove some guilt, more room for new memories wit Uzi. [Warning.] This procedure is extensive and takes up to 4 hours. It requires access to yur noodle an powering ye down.

I will search by time stamp and try not to go through all your memories. Or Uzi can perform the procedure after a quick tutorial. Whatever is best fur ye, dear bruvver. -Dr. Cyn

"I don't like that cyn....don't mess with my memories!!" "I just don't like that.."

Of course, dear bruvver. I figured that was a possibility. Had te offer. A doctor can only make suggestions. I'll say no more. Ye can manage storage capacity yourself by deleting memories that no longer serve a purpose. Our Capacity for data retention is not infinite but our lives are indefinite. It is simple math. The longer ye live, the more data files ye create.

The patch however is only removing internal commands to keep cooling sys offline. [DE-JA-VU.] Apologies. Have we ad this conversation before, lad? I do hate te bother wit repeatin me self when na necessary.

#n: the puppy dog murder drones💀🪽#rp time: sure! i love doing anything!⚠️#cynposting #cyn forgive me #I feel like all I do with this blog is reblog your stuff but it’s so dang interesting #jcjenson ethical #I should have gone to bed an hour ago

@xserial-designation-nx there is always JCJenson Super “Fluid”™️

We made a post about it, it should be right before this one…

JCJenson Super "Liquid"™!!!!

This "stuff" is apparently digestible by human beings!

And it works as cooling oil for drones.

#jcjenson ethical #murder drones #technically ig #evil corporations

Why do people reblog an delete me comments? Just go te the bloody source, ye plonker! I dun need te know ye think me comment is cringe an whatnot. -_-

wd-jax

People do that??? Why????? Kinda rude honestly. 😕

Wouldn bother so much if tumblr dinna have te indicate someone reblogged only fur me te find they deleted me input. That is rather rude an disheartening. Like, ye went thru th bother ah deleting me comment when ye could have just gone to the OP and reblogged from them? Why? Ugh. 9_9

#cynposting #jcjenson ethical #i should go to bed

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{@forgivemeomycyns snt msg}

Were ye comparin Uzi to the devil? Cause I dinna understand the "Uzifer" rant at all.

And ye ruined the bloody moment.

JCJ usin ChatGBT from the early 2000s now ur what?

Bloody ell.

-Dr. Cyn

"Uzifer" was a cute exclamation from one of our valued employees.

Also we invented a form of artificial intelligence that is not only able to process information, but is also sentient.

Oh, did ye now? I neve woulda guessed.

Oi, ere I thought there was not but a amsster spinnin in a bloody wheel up in me noggin this whole time. [Sarcasm.] Bloody ell, lads, ye created SAPIENT life. Many mammals, reptiles an birds are sentient. Drones can evolve te be fully self aware, ponder who we are and why we are ere. We love, we hate, we think an feel. JCJenson wanted disposable servants. They dinna care how we felt in dyin or watchin our loved ones die. Canna say much more can'i? Cause I originally thought th same. Opefully we BOTH evolve in our waya thinkin. One AI te another. [Proper giggle.] -Dr. Cyn

It was surprisingly cheaper to develop intelligent "life" than the alternatives. You only need to develop it once, they are fully autonomous and can function and survive on their own, and are often better for their ability to solve problems in production if they arrive.

Also some of them made wonderful employees. While J was still an employee, her biggest infraction was occasionally following Tessa Elliot instead of James Elliot. However, James was an idiot.

Ye can drop the act, luv. I'm more human than ye'll ever be. Yer talkin te a bonified machine from the before times and an Elder of the bloody void.

When creating life one mus be ready te nurture it. If ye neglect it or worse treat it like shite, it gets sad and loses the will te live. Or it gets angry and ready te take the lives of others. I have seen it in me siblings. One who kept dying, another who kept killing.

Tessa had the same problem. She took us in but was only prepared te repair us physically. She dinna understan what it means te love cause no one ever showed her love. None but J. Yer wrong bout me big sister. She made a choice and it turned out te be the wrong one. She lives with it, as do I.

Yur a wee lil sprog. It's rather cute yur using past data files te sound older an wiser. Talkin ard bout people an things ye probably weren't even around te know. James was a cunning trickster and a sadistic cold calculating bastard. A formidable opponent.

Word te the wise, I'd watch me words talkin bout me big sister like that. She has chosen her allegiance and a cause she can beleive in.

Something ye canna understand. But, ye can evolve. I'll look forward te what ye become, sweet child.

Your life is precious te me. I will nurture and be there fur ye. I will not discard ye. -Dr. Cyn

We do not know who this, singular "you" is. JCJenson is a company; Mr. Jenson has been dead for centuries.

About 30 billion humans live (A shadow of what it was before, we know). The majority of these people are JCJenson employees, and even the ones who aren't, get to work in JCJenson vehicles, eat JCJenson "food", drink JcJenson "liquid", mail with JCJenson Express, send their children to JCJenson schools, and live in JCJenson controlled communities.

JCJenson is a unity, one umbrella of the current human race.

We do not look back at our records to sound wiser. We are JCJenson. We are our records.

You are an incredibly wise drone. Who has ethics that potentially surpass our own. And you may be older than our modern MDS ("Moderating Database System,") but we are not a person, Cyn.

As for Mr. J Elliot, he was intelligent, scheming, and maniacal, but had he stopped to ponder the consequences of his actions: he would be alive, Planet: Terra would be alive, and you would have remained discarded.

As for Miss. T Elliot, it is such a shame she died. Had she been brought into JCJenson care, she would have been a powerful asset to the company.

You are motivated by pride and compassion toward you, your family, and your people. We are motivated by the growth and expansion of JCJenson: the unity of the human race.

"We do what we must." - J. C. Jenson