ScrumpledMilk @scrumpledmilk - Tumblr Blog

Hi y'all, I'm scrumpledmilk 🗣️‼️

(you may recognize that user from tiktok many years ago) (Tumblr and YouTube are now my only active socials tho :3) (Youtube is pending but still..)

I'm a grown adult and lowkey I have a bachelor's degree

My pronouns and identity are a mystery though so you just gotta guess at this point /hj

I don't have a DNI list and I'm not gonna police who interacts- just be warned that I post/repost nsfw shit and I love to block people 🙂‍↕️🫀 just don't be a dick ig

(I try to tag content and spoiler warnings but if I ever forget or miss one pls don't assume mal-intent! just let me know and I'll fix it!)

(More about me + this blog below the cut !)

#pinned intro #introduction #about me #aaaaaaaaa #i’m silly #scrumpledmilk #the pitt #mcr #house md #merlin #tma #phan #autistic adult

sluttynurse

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I be watching The X-Files with my extraterrestrial parasite out

#specifically Aylmer from brain damage 1988 #the parasite that makes you a queer allegory #/j...#x files #believer and skeptic is one of the best duo tropes tbh #gets me every time

wormnextdoor

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

Woke up

Had one of the most severe autistic meltdowns I've had in a while

Severely fumbled what should be a relatively normal social interaction at the library

Took an exam worth like 30% of my grade

I'm feeling soooo okay and not at all like I want to die

#its okay because pitbull has been there done that #autistic adult #I'm experiencing persistent horrors

Setting Agent Cooper loose in The Magnus Institute just to see what would happen

#put that man in situations #jon would hate his ass #this I know to be true

Dale Cooper you have to stop...

You smoke too tough. Your dreams too prophetic. Your sheriff is too bad- they'll kill you.

#agent dale cooper #twin peaks #sheriff truman #i love whatever is wrong with him

Dale Cooper ... I have grown quite fond of you

I too am autistic and plagued with visions.

#Harry wanted him sooo bad #my favorite episode was the one where they kissed crazy platonic style #its called twin peaks because he is my twin #agent dale cooper

They are hunting me for sport tomorrow.

#source: the visions #wish they wouldn't but alas

experiencing symptoms and ailments that not even house himself could diagnose

poetrybykeira

A sprinkle of Taylor Swift's wedding guest list:

Steven J. Demetriou, Executive Chair of Amentum Services, the sole contractor for an ICE Camp in Texas. (The man literally runs a concentration camp.)

His son, Steven J. Demetriou Jr, a Republican member of the Ohio House of Representatives (as in, a MAGA politician.)

Brad Pitt, a man who violently attacked his family on a plane, was arrested by the FBI, who recommended he be charged, and whose 5 children have all dropped his surname and gone no contact.

Jason Sudeikis, a man other comedians have called out for undisclosed abuse, who leaked revenge p*rn of his ex-wife. (Naked photos of her when she was pregnant with their daughter).

Sacha Baron Cohen, a proud and loud Zionist.

Taylor, by the way, put out a statement via People Magazine the second the ceremony ended (while the reception was still happening) saying that Blake Lively would have disturbed "Taylor's peace" if present at the wedding.

Meaning, ICE camp executives, MAGA politicians, domestic abusers, revenge p*rn publishers, and Zionists do not disturb Taylor's peace in the least.

Fuck billionaire, MAGA, ICE-lover, domestic abuse apologist, and Zionist Taylor Swift.

And, as always:

ostolero

to me it's a trolley opportunity

#eva stratt #(joke)#project hail mary

hollowistheworld

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.