live from new york

Help me, I've fallen on the inside, I've tried to change the game, I've tried to infiltrate but now I'm losing.

[lisaveronica]

Kristen Wiig being adorable. x

[kwen-b]

[c10h12-deactivated20220325]

Omg

[lotad]

GOD i hate this idea that not graduating when anticipated is considered “late” or “not on time” because it only just reinforces the stigma of being behind, not being as good as your peers, etc and it’s garbage! if you graduate at a time later than you had anticipated, youre still worthy of respect and you still graduated, whether it was a semester, a year, or thirty years down the line

[naeunjieun]

[readmyquiet]

The 11:59 pm deadline ain't no joke in college.

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

listen to me. look me in the eyes. that blackboard link will close on your procrastinating ass

[fcknstoner-deactivated20190622]

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy

[jhholtzmann-deactivated20190111]

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

[torracat]

The x files opening is so funny to me like how it zooms in on a low quality picture of a UFO and words randomly appear on the screen saying like “GOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGE” “THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE” it looks exactly like a government conspiracy youtube video from 2005

[flawlessbeautyqueens]

I like to write and draw and paint, and my mom’s an artist, so I think I get caught up in thinking, ‘I’m afraid it’s gonna be bad,’ and it’s hard for me to start sometimes.

[greyelven]

[hanyeri]

“She had on a pendant that was a big screw angled through the letter U. Screw you. Har-har.” – Ghostbusters Movie Novelization by Nancy Holder

[scullyf-blog]

german duolingo lady: Er trinkt

me: i didnt hear this better click the Slow Pronunciation Turtle of Shame

german duolingo lady, now with intense judgment and hate in her voice, articulating like im 5 years old: ER..... TRINKT......

[anchoredinannapolis]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[beaujes]

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

[beaujes]

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

[throughthick-and-thin-deactivat]

Eating enough calories every day can feel like a juggling act with school and other activities. While it’s never a good idea to skip a meal, if you happen to miss breakfast, lunch, or dinner, here are some ways to make up for it later in the day.

[angrymuslimah]

Shoutout to all those people that have jobs like cleaning the bathrooms in rest areas or gas stations, to the people that take out the trash and wash dishes in restaurants, school janitors, house maids. You’re doing jobs that don’t get much recognition but are some of the toughest. stay awesome